Methinks the ladies didn't call him "Legs" because of his dancing skills...

Watched on Tuesday May 6, 2025.

This really captures that 90s trash vibe. If you've ever watched a knock off Ghoulies before, this is the movie for you.

Odd choice putting a real club banger over the end credits of this otherwise quiet and somber movie, but I approve.

When the shadow of the cross lights all of those witches on fire, now that's cinema!

The inspiring story of how the Yankees rallied behind two players they had previously ostracized for being homos, not because they overcame their homophobia and prejudices, but because they found out one of them was actually dying.

A really good movie for when you really want to see the good guy punch the bad guy very hard in the face.

Would have been awesome to have seen all of the bang bang shooty in the theater on the big screen. Thanks, Netflix!

Watched on Monday April 28, 2025.

A bit of Be Kind Rewind and UHF with music vibes of 2010s retro hipster indie rock and city pop.

Definitely do not attempt the Shelly Winters Poseidon Adventure challenge with this one.

This has one of the best mustache twirling ticking clocks of anything I've seen recently.

I tell you what, if her job was to kill her waiter instead of her date, this movie would have been 10 minutes long.

One of the signs that you have progressed from 'scientist' to 'mad scientist' is when you have a furnace room in your basement. No, not a room that contains your furnace. I'm talking a literal room that is a furnace. There's no scenario where having a room in your basement that's constantly on fire is a good thing.

Speaking of pits of fire, this has a fantastic ending. No notes.

Watched on Wednesday April 23, 2025.

Not bad, but if this movie has one fatal flaw it's that it's trying to do at least one too many things. A little editing would go a long way. For example, the antagonists in this movie are vampires and the Klan, but the two groups are almost completely separate. Why not just have them be a Klan composed of vampires? While the movie looks great and the acting is excellent, things feel a bit muddled from the movie trying to stretch in too many directions at once.

I've come this far. I wasn't going to wuss out before watching the final chapter of Evil Bong.

We've been to the Amazon, Weed World, Sexy Hell... hell, even Venice Beach. What crazy adventure are we going to have for the INFINITY chapter of our Saga???

Uh, Rabbit opens a restaurant that serves weed that makes you want to take your titties out, while some people talk about Tiger King for waaaaay too long. That's it.

That's it?!

Well, I'm glad we at least got some resolution to the whole "Rabbit wanna/not wanna grab it?" conundrum. Thank God for that small miracle.

When a movie has to warn you to get high before the movie even starts, you best listen.

This has no real connection to the rest of the Evil Bong franchise, nor does it bother to explain who Gingerweed Man is or where he came from. He's basically just Towelie from South Park with a British accent. Super glad I wasted my time on this one.

Reality is collapsing in on itself. What even is "real" anymore? The only true constant in life is that Rabbit wanna grab it.

What's that?

Rabbit did not wanna grab it?
Why the fuck not?

Well, fuck me then.

Is Robin Sydney ever going to get topless in one of these things? You'd think it would have happened in Sexy Hell of all places, but nope. The Sexy Devil ended up putting more clothes back on her. What is even happening anymore? Is this a multiverse movie? Are we in Phase 5 of the Full Moonverse Saga? Why is Rabbit the last remaining original character? Why???

Who is Hambo? What is Hambo? Why is Hambo?

Wait, are we ever going to find out what happened to the other roommates? Am I going to have to watch yet another movie to find out?

This movie is not good. Still managed to be the real highlight of either franchise for me so far though, so go figure.

Apparently the 4th Evil Bong movie isn't actually the 4th Evil Bong movie. So if you're looking at the 54 minute runtime and wondering if you should finish your 4/20 Evil Bong marathon on Evil Bong 420, just don't. Topless bowling is literally the only thing this movie has going for it.

If you're doing an Evil Bong marathon, this is the one you sleep through.

This sequel has a more coherent plot than its predecessor, but that's not really a good thing. On the plus side, this is the perfect movie to watch when you're too stoned to stop the auto play next feature on Tubi from starting the next movie. How'd the Angry Video Game Nerd get a glowup for this sequel, but not the titular Evil Bong?

Evil Bong makes use of frequent bong breaks conveniently located throughout the runtime where one can get a quick hit in without missing any of the movie, and if you want to get any enjoyment out of watching this movie then I highly recommend you take them up on their offer.

Watched on Friday April 18, 2025.

I don't care if you are a smoking hot Angelina Jolie, if you cheer for the Broncos beating the Seahawks you absolutely deserve to die after one week. Thems just the rules.

And Jesus said, "Let he who has not rewound the car scene in Titanic cast the first stone."

Watched on Sunday April 6, 2025.

I did not expect everyone's heads would explode at the end. After all of these years I finally understand why they didn't want Bob to go electric. Makes so much sense now.

Watched on Friday April 4, 2025.

Only one film crew was brave enough to answer the question, how many different ways can you kill someone in a supermarket? And God bless them for that.

Watched on Thursday April 3, 2025.

In Donald Trump's America every flight feels like it might have Gary Busey on it.