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I wanna orgasm in the sewers 🥺

My favorite part was her calling her ex husband a narcissistic fuck-up over the sounds of angelic flutes

The cat is the true final girl.

This show hits HARD. Give that boy a BAFTA right now.

“I ain’t wanna be white, I wanna be with you” is the craziest line I’ve ever heard in cinema.

I fucking love Camp.

I was obsessed with the Deer God’s Sassy little face

Very odd and eerie than scary. Nic cage is crazy for this one.

I’d be perfectly fine if Robert Pattinson decided to speak like that for forever. A modern day Daniel Day-Lewis

Loved the way it was shot. The music was bumpin and the sound was crazy, but it could have cut to the chase a bit faster. It’s a sequel, so it felt like it was dragging something already previously established for a little too long.

I watched this movie completely blind, without reading the description or seeing a trailer. Just saw it was a film with good ratings and pressed play… girl, my mouth DROPPED when I pieced together what was happening. Lmao, what a ride.

I just wanna know how this movie was directed. Did the actors read the script before they signed on? It’s extremely misguided to the point that it felt like I wasn’t even watching a real movie, but a hay fever dream of what I think a movie is.

We love a good shenanigans movie. It’s always fun to see a film take place in the side of LA I know, the hoods I roamed.

I knew this movie was gonna be gross just based on how Dennis Quaid was eating those shrimp alone. Loved it.

The music felt like it was added last minute to try to add spice to what is just a court drama with a splash at the end to remind you that you are still in Gotham

I strongly believe Bill Skarsgard is trying to collect the creepiest villains in cinematic history on his resume, and I’m here for it. Finally a film where the vampire is actually SCARY… and beautifully shot.

The only straight man in the theater kept asking his GF questions, left for 10 minutes, then fell asleep about 50 minutes in. Cute movie though.

Just a delicious cocktail of chaos, featuring a Russian boy with no stroke game. Laughed more than expected.

L O L

I understand girl, I would have said yes with no thought too.

I had dramatically more fun watching this film than expected. I cackled. I chuckled. I listened to Scarlett Johansson. Good time.

Very captivating and innovative documentary. I didn’t know what I was walking into, but it’s definitely a winding journey of introspection and self value that I won’t forget.

This is also how I share my pussy juice.

I had a blast but I know I can’t give it more than 2 stars lol

It was fun. The majority of cameos all had some type of intention/theme to it, and that was cute.

 I think what hinders the movie most is seeing how much it obviously cost by visual clues alone, yet still see it gargle the same EXACT humor as the previous 2. Nothing elevated, nothing innovative. Just meta upon meta joke and 4th wall breaks all with a light homoerotic mist. Because a handful of projects have come out emulating that same exact approach, heavily due to the success of the first Deadpool, it makes this installment feel more phoned-in than the others to the point that, when the cameo’s come in, it feels a bit too ‘gimmicky’. It’s like seeing a franchise become exactly the type of superhero film it originally set out to satirize.

The opening is intense af. Its definitely one of those films to catch in a theater during a discount day if you have free time and want something to digest that isn’t deep. The surround sound goes CRAZY.

I enjoyed it and it’s fun, but unfortunately you can’t help but to compare it to the other 2 films. It’s not up to par with them but it was an enjoyable movie.

Communication is key in relationships. I like how they tried to push on that, but I feel like they spent too much time building up these uninteresting stories rather than focusing on the conversation of cheating and the specifics that made this weird ass website fail.

I came here to see some shirtless men and now I’m crying on my couch. 

It’s a tragic story, and if you don’t know the full real story, you’d be surprised to hear there is even more tragedy that was left out.

I fell asleep but woke up to someone riding a worm, so I’m satisfied.

LMAOOOOO

Godzilla level of ‘on sight’ energy from now on. Y’all gonna need to bring a whole other mythical creature back to calm my ass down.

The hype around this film blew my expectations too high I think. It was just ok in the end

This film made me realize how much I’d lesbians who murder

I literally said ‘man I wanna be that tennis ball’ then my dreams came true and honestly that’s what cinema is all about

Just a space cowboy trying to reconnect with his alien princess. A nice letter of appreciation to stunt performers. Took a sec to get its footing and got a bit slippery at the end, but it was a fun watch.

Dev was pretty scary in this towards the end, but I’d still let him raw fuck me in an alley with no lube, Like I don’t care. Kick-ass movie tho.

I didn’t expect the poop joke to escalate to the degree it went but I’m glad it did.

This movie was so intense that I giggled way too hard at a random ‘go Steelers’ sign just to relieve stress…

Girlie can scream… also there was a literal nun at the premiere and I know she was GRIPPING on to those rosary beads the whole time.

All that parakeet had to do was mind his damn business…

It was definitely not serious but there were moments where it felt like it really wanted you to take it seriously, so I was left conflicted but entertained???

The trailer for that questionable biopic just came out, so I decided to go back to this AWARD WINNING documentary that made me cry in the theater.

Reneé Rapp.

But did the sangria taste good? Cuz all of that off of some watery ass sangria would be crazy. This was also my 2nd ever watch and it honestly hit harder knowing who did it from the start.

The fucking bubbles had me screaming in the theater

…what?

I didn’t realize I was scrunching my face for more than half of this movie until the credits rolled. Bravo, I’m taking a shower now.

The renaissance of Nic Cage is in full effect with this one. When I saw Ari Aster’s name pop up at the end I exclaimed “of course!”

Honestly, I’d do it too for a check.

1. Fresh
2. Emergency
3. Emily the Criminal
4. Resurrection
5. God's Country
6. Hatching
7. Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul.
8. The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love
9. Speak No Evil
10. Happening

...plus 8 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.