The most exciting part was when I went for a piss.

I read a fascinating article detailing Rob Baxter's mindset concerning the end of a dismal season for the Exeter Chiefs. Adopting an almost revisionist approach, he's forgetting it even happened and is immediately preparing to return our once proud club to its former glories.

Oh, Once Upon a Time in Mexico? Eva Mendes is distractingly hot and that's all I have to say.

Moments FC/10.

The things I'd do with invisibility mainly concern sports.

Don't worry, ladies. You're safe.

Rhonda from Gone Girl/10.

Let's all just appreciate that Patrick is very ionate about physical media. He don't need no Spotify.

A playful but mysterious little dish/10.

I love a cheeky animatronic as much as the next Jurassic Park fan, but these documentaries are a good indication of how the franchise became more focused on technical artistry - instead of narrative potency - as it regressed.