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Rich people, man. Not enough billionaires in this one. 3/5 stars.
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Watched on Saturday May 31, 2025.
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Watched on Saturday May 31, 2025.
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Proof that a good cheeseburger can save lives.
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“I’M SORRY, ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?!”
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Meh, would’ve been slightly better if they’d explained why the kids could *POOF* like Nightcrawler.
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We’ve gotta be like three levels down, at least. Right?
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Where’s it at, Monistat?
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IT’S TIME TO FORGIVE LILY-ROSE DEPP FOR THE IDOL.
She deserves an award for that insane performance.
Deducted .5 stars because Bill Skarsgård didn’t the do the “eye thing.”
Overall: A functionally perfect film.
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Well, I hate musicals, but I loved Wicked. And, not to be dramatic, but I would die for baby Elphaba.
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Dude, Scatorccio just can’t catch a break.
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And not a UTI in sight. 10/10
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#SeAcabó
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Zeke traded in his Chevelle for a dad-mobile? I think not.
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Fuck yeah, goat baby.
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I knew it. No way there would be 2 gingers in the same movie that’s NOT set in Ireland, and they’re NOT the same person.
Haha. Nice.
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Gonna be honest, I totally didn’t see that coming. Big fan.
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Flannel Kyle Gallner is your favorite lesbian’s favorite lesbian. 10/10, would shotgun ketamine and cocaine with him.
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Whack-a-mole & anarchy? I’ll take two—and three on Sundays and Mondays.
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Tickets to this movie come with a free pair of lickable boots.
lol fuck ronald reagan
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Excellent background noise for a cleaning day.
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The cat survives.
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The cat survives.
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Big fan of the subtle background creeps and the fact that we never get an explanation for the wooden mannequin dude and his perforated head.
Who made him?
Does he have a name?
Is he like a more complex version of the Talk To Me hand?
Doesn’t matter—he gets the job done.
TBH, something about Oddity felt like a classic horror film. Probably the bellboy.
Anyway, Irish horror films are underrated. Need more pls.
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Not the shoes 😭
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The dialogue in this movie sounds like it was written by an old dude, desperate to fit in with the youths.
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We were all rooting for you 😬
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Every time I see Justin Long in a movie, I just know that motherfucker I’d about to have a very bad time.
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What the cuss?!
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Deducting 1/2 a star for the ham sandwich. Idk man, that was super weird.
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My Buddy™️ walked so M3GAN could run after your elementary school bullies and beat the absolute shit out of them.
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Shout out to all my dyscalculia homies—this one’s for you!
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“Your revised official job title will be: “Clinical Media e-Learning Specialist.” This is what HR came back with. They granted your request to put “media” in front of “e-Leaning.” However, they did not approve the word “and.”
This interaction gave me PTSD flashbacks to when I worked for Apple.
10/10 corporate trauma stars
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Ol’ girl with the calcium deficiency unlocked a new fear. M. Night Shyamalan movies really are hit-or-miss these days, but this one alright. Would watch again
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Anything but therapy™️
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Never thought a grim reaper parrot would make me cry, but here we are.
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Intentionally choosing an Android says a lot about you as a person.
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You’re telling me that in group of college kids that includes TWO lesbians, neither one of them knows anything about astrology?
Totally unrealistic.
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that kid’s birthday party was hella lame
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Wait, what?
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Perfect story. Perfect cast. Perfect aesthetic. Perfect soundtrack. Coulda used more of the creepy ice cream dude, but otherwise perfect. 10/10
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“I damage.”
Loved this. But I don’t think it’s super realistic to have THAT many theater nerds surviving the apocalypse.
Except, Lori Petty. Tank Girl can do anything.
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TW: The dog dies.
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Watched on Friday July 5, 2024.
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I did Yzma’s “flea” monologue in during an audition once—didn’t get the part because the director said “animated films aren’t real films.”
PHILISTINE.
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I’M DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND PISSED OFF!
Also, PSH as Lester Bangs is perfection.
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I hope the girl who pulled her bag out of the bag pile all by herself is doing well.
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As a Texan, I can’t thank the writers enough for including “ol walleye.”
I’ve been looking for the perfect, minimally offensive slur for Attorney General Ken Paxton. Haha, idiot.
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- The Descent
- Speak No Evil
- Incantation
- Diabolique
- M
- Onibaba
- The Evil Dead
- Evil Dead II
- Army of Darkness
- Audition
...plus 21 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
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- A Monster Calls
- A Star Is Born
- Aftersun
- A.I. Artificial Intelligence
- Atonement
- Billy Elliot
- Boys Don't Cry
- Bridge to Terabithia
- Brokeback Mountain
- Call Me by Your Name
...plus 45 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>31 nights of horror films I’ve never seen before 👻
- Strange Darling
- Cuckoo
- Salem's Lot
- The Wailing
- I Saw the Devil
- A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
- Blood Quantum
- The Devil's Backbone
- The Orphanage
- Caddo Lake
...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>- About a Boy
- Ad Astra
- Aftersun
- The Bad News Bears
- Beautiful Boy
- Big Fish
- Billy Elliot
- Boundaries
- Boyhood
- The Champ
...plus 37 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>During the month of October, I watched 31 horror movies I’d never seen before. LET’S GOOOO. (list is in order of viewing)
Top 5:
1. Tigers Are Not Afraid
2. Poltergeist
3. Barbarian
4. Saint Maud
5. Huesera: The Bone Woman
The absolute, fucking worst—unless you’re looking for some ambient noise to cure your insomnia: Skinamarink
- Carnival of Souls
- Pet Sematary: Bloodlines
- Sick
- Trick 'r Treat
- Haunted Mansion
- House
- Jacob's Ladder
- OPAL
- Scanners
- Mayhem
...plus 21 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>- All About My Mother
- All of Us Strangers
- Ammonite
- Arcane: Bridging the Rift
- Atomic Blonde
- Beginners
- The Birdcage
- Black Mirror: San Junipero
- Bloom Into You
- Blue Is the Warmest Color
...plus 128 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
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]]>Favorites I watched in 2024.
]]>- 20th Century Women
- Almost Famous
- Anatomy of a Fall
- Anywhere but Here
- August: Osage County
- Autumn Sonata
- Black Swan
- Carrie
- CODA
- Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
...plus 54 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
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