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This is about how if you focus on work too much you will become a sex freak who’s incapable of having any normal relationships.

Nicole Kidman and Antonio Banderas are perfectly cast

A young real estate agent attempts to close a deal on a property he knows is unliveable, and gets what he deserves

I knew a few people who worked on this movie as it was being made, so for a couple of years I went around telling people “did you know there’s a Robbie Williams movie where he’s a chimp” and everyone would laugh and think I was insane. For it to not only turn out to be a real movie, but for it to be a banger, feels so good.

I loved the chimp, I loved the songs, and I love how often the chimp was wearing Air Max 95s

Last year I visited the Colosseum and ran into Spanian. I was in a big group and thought “that guy up there has crazy tatts” then was next to him and realised it was Spanian. I must have been staring or something because he looked at me and said “hood ouss brother” and we went our separate ways. 

That’s was all I could think about during this sorry. Denzel awesome too

They need to cast the rizzler as Pugsley in the next season of Wednesday

Would be 5 if Venom took over The Sphere in Vegas

Damn this shit came out in 2022? That’s nuts. But still I just loved it. Big laughs, lots of times I was leaning forward starting at the screen like how’d they do that. Most excited I’ve been at the cinema for ages

The first 40 minutes is so dogshit and it makes you have the characters so much, that it kinda pays off because you feel really happy when they start to die and have a bad time. But even then you wish the dying would happen quicker

I kept leaning forward and craning my neck to see inside the pots and see the food. I loved this movie BIG TIME it made me want eat and cook and be alive

A man walked in late and I thought how’s this fucking idiot over here he’s missed so much and o checked my watch and the movie had started 8 minutes ago. From that moment I knew I must not miss a second of this mooby. I loved it

Loved it. Huge laffs, hardest I’ve laffed in a cinema for ages. Soundtrack goes hard as shit too

What a fun time. When that al**n was on there I was laffing and laffing.

So long. Had to piss twice. The second time I just took my bag with me and moved seat cause the girl a few seats up from me was def judging me poorly. Enjoyed what I saw tho, big bomb :)

Loved it so funny and cold and gorg. Cate Blanchett is unbelievable. I could watch the struggles of these fuckheads for hours.

What a great time

I liked it but why do I keep having to see superheroes. I never asked for this. The argument against “superhero movies are bad” cannot be “but this one is good” it should be “here’s a movie about anything else at all.”

He put his whole Denzussy into this. McDormand crushed it. The little twerp who played the limbless guy in Buster Scruggs is awesome too. 

Gorgeous to look at and listen to and sink into.

This movie being a huge dog shit was the best thing to ever happen to Star Wars. I saw this at a time when I really needed to stop caring about whether Star Wars was good or not, and it helped me do that, by being really shit. Now whenever I watch anything star wars and it isn’t absolutely awful I’m like, yeah this is great.

Willem Dafoe gives a legit Shakespearean performance in the middle of a kids movie. The best bit is the animated credit sequence to the tune of 3 Is The Magic Number by De La Soul.

This movie absolutely rules. Never thought of Arnie as being hot but he is so hot in this.

This movie is good as shit. The iconic pottery scene was all I knew about it before I watched, so I think I assumed it was like a real sappy drama or something. But it’s like super funny and a real tight story well told. 

Demi Moore and Swayze have crazy chemistry and they tell a great love story in the first like 15 minutes. It feels confined like a play or something with limited sets and good focus on characters.

Whoopi Goldberg absolutely tears it up and deserves every award she got for it.

So lame. How are you gonna make a horror about campus sexual assault rated PG. Good idea, awful execution.

What if a colourful infographic from your most annoying friend on Instagram finished one female self defence class and then sat at the cafe and wrote a movie in 20 minutes. 

Feels very empty. 

The concept of a horror movie based on misogyny in young men/college students is great but this has truly nothing to say unfortch 😔

Yeah great stuff. The little twerp from 70s show is MVP.

Super engaging and important. The modern day footage at the end should feel ham handed or something but it doesn’t it’s spot on because it’s like MFer this is HAPPENING we are telling you right now no metaphor no nothing. 

Don’t love that Ron and Patrice have to have this romantic connection but I do like that it never pays off with a kiss or anything.

I like that he’s not just evil evil he’s like directionless and believes in nothing and that’s kinda worse. Good grey area vibes. 
Batman is good in it and 40 Year Old Virgin is great in it.
A great look into the American political system and Iraq war but without feeling dense. Moves quick and gets funnier than most straight comedies.

Yeah great shit. Violent and fun and tasty commentary the privatisation of industry and policing. Blade Runner is the guy who studied political science and wants to write a paper on capitalism and the self and Robocop is a dude who trains MMA so he can bash Proud Boys.

So tone deaf as a telling of an actual story. Not funny enough to be comedy, no crimey enough to be crime.

Peak 2011 lame bro comedy. Imagine Pineapple Express but mean.

Fun and engaging and looks awesome. The noise it makes when Lupin does a big jump is so sick. Kinda long tho and drags in the 3rd act. Tintin X Spy Kids X spooky cult vibes.