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this wouldn’t have worked without mikey like mygod i can’t compliment her enough, i love her.

ginger cunt

fuck the OLD couple behind me for laughing at cardinal benitez’s condition, YOU ARE THE TARGET AUDIENCE.

it’s even more disturbing the second time. LOVE LOVE LOVE

could’ve been a 4 if it weren’t for SB19. BITE ME

i like Finn man but what the fuck is this shit netflix

2013 me: thank u star movies for creating a soy kid

damn the title basically means i love you

lupita doesn’t miss fr

god i need a Ron.

Loved the tone of the movie from start to finish, how Dev's screenplay was able to create a good setting on incorporating their culture without feeling artificial. It's one of the few great revenge stories that didn't settle on the "revenge consumed him" bullshit. He remained the same comionate kid he learned to be from his mother, and fulfilled his mission to his own ideal of Hanuman.

really hope james a. janisse makes a kill count on this cuz the golden chainsaw would definitely be the elevator kill HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (shameless plug to dead meat).

damn daniel.

dunno if this joke is too old, but damn daniel!

wait. interesting. bitch. WAIT. the fuck. NAH. guess i won't sleep tonight.

*my experience in a nutshell*

needed emily blunt on a romcom for years now

love love love how that initial *sexual* scene parallels with the ending (matches how tashi described her love for tennis and in return teaches them the way to love iykyk).

ost slaps hard

enjoyable but kinda mid 

LAY’s song absolutely slaps on the montage = additional points

i do be giving 5 stars recently, too happy rn bite me

after watching all the performances of this year’s nominated actresses, sandra huller is definitely up to par with emma stone (kinda felt snubbed, but i digress).

dude that scene from the first movie where Paul was kneeling in front of the spice harvester and had a vision of meeting Gurney and whispering 
“I recognize your footsteps, old man”

then saying those EXACT lines the moment he reunites with Gurney here. GOD. THE DETAIL.

nah nah this is TOO GOOD, definitely a must watch in the theaters

HOW DID THEY MAKE WORMS LOOK SO FUCKING COOL

ellen burstyn hard carry

definitely validated me through hell week

‘what a beautiful retard’

yes fam… yes indeed

at least it’s self-aware

right?

needs to be more bold and offensive to work (i need slurs), the original literally has a near perfect screenplay. karen’s the only one who got the mark on adding onto amanda seyfried’s performance, by being MORE camp and not just reenacting the lines blandly. should’ve just watched the original movie or musical on youtube.

ps. stayed for auli’i and jaquel’s singing.
avantika SHOULD have more acting gigs, i love her

my dad when covid happened:

thank god charles melton won’t be ed anymore for being that guy from riverdale

i’m just annoyed at this point

undoubtedly the best release of 2023 so far, storytelling at its finest. came into this movie completely blind and believe should be watched that way. the beauty of it lies in its characters portraying raw emotions as they battle themselves and society.
(ugh it’s ability to provide hints of mystery without overly explaining itself *chef’s kiss*)

The minute details, the build-up, and the tension - I'm GAGGED.

one of kyungsoo’s best performance fr

school made us watch this = thank u ma’am odsinada

This review may contain spoilers.

*had to log this in quite late*

I embarked on this series with high expectations, given my enthusiasm for other works by Mike Flanagan. It turned out to be a more profound experience than I had anticipated. I came to realize that this series resonated with a specific moment in my life when things were less than ideal. It aptly mirrors the imperfections of life, and although it may occasionally come across as pretentious, its underlying theme of repentance infuses it with profound significance.

Of course it's not a show for everyone, especially with its LONG monologues by certain characters, which, personally, I found charming. The people on the island possess abundant introspection but lack fulfillment. This could be the very reason why their beliefs were so easily influenced and exploited, as the vampire's gifts provided quick solutions to their daily struggles.

Overall, I genuinely appreciate Mike Flanagan's body of work over the years. He manages to steer clear of the repetitive rut that horror movies can often fall into, avoiding the label of being "simple and mindless."

ending slaps hard man

why did i watch this at 4am

one of the best fantine and eponine fr

im literally halfway through and it’s already perfect

will watch anything with ayo and molly

perfect way to end the trilogy with a more compact but at the same time loose lead actress who lacks desperation yet embodies purpose. in short, mother be slayin. really enjoyed this less action or mystery-oriented film and will watch anything with cho yeong wook.

I love how I was totally annoyed with fucking Jenny and then immediately got reminded by choi min sik’s character xd
still… minus points for Jenny

the only duo that matters

jesus i’ve been laughing for 2 mins with my mouth open but no sound

Came into this movie completely blind and didn’t know that Ridley Scott directed this as he’s more known for his sci-fi and historical epics that primarily focus on complex characters and unique world building. Thelma and Louise was undoubtedly his best work in showcasing likeable leads that embody ‘human’ characters that live in an unfair world. Despite this, it only felt like a heartfelt road trip comedy film that explores one’s control without disregarding conscience.

This movie has always been labeled as a staple movie for feminism, and it does it well by avoiding cheesy or corny one-liners that huge entertainment studios nowadays use to be counted as ‘woke’ (Lord help me when the new Snow White live action film comes out). Together with the writing, both female leads were able to deliver nonchalant performances that made it natural especially in it’s setting. And as usual Hans Zimmer. That’s it. 

p.s. I need a Louise in my life

ms. honey is my gay awakening

greatest lineup in les mis history fight me

well minus 1/2 star for you know 🫠

why do i need to defend shit like this when it’s really just shit

brb imma bleach my eyes

he punched the highlights out of her hair,
HE PUNCHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OUT OF HER HAIR!!

harry potter farting = jet ski

comedy gold

Nolan was able to amp up his ability to deliver storytelling with intense sound design. Every scene was beautifully shot, but one can’t deny the hasty pacing in the first half of the film. The writing seemed somewhat repetitive on some aspects specifically in regards to Robert Oppenheimer’s significance, where I would prefer less exposition and more visual representation. Don’t get me wrong I loved every shot in the film, I guess repetitively affirming that Oppenheimer is the most important man alive — come across as a more consumable and dramatic piece for the audience. Well, which he is. He changed the world. But I digress.

The second half of the film is an art form itself, his direction in the crew’s accomplishment of the bomb was literally and figuratively mind blowing lmao. Matched with the intensity of Downey’s disloyalty and downfall, this gave the film an eerie conclusion.

ken is me

would definitely be cancelled today by soy boy twitter kids

Watched on Saturday June 17, 2023.

Watched on Saturday June 17, 2023.

i need therapy.
you need therapy.

WHY DID I WATCH THIS