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Gotham's Commissioner James Gordon cracks another case wide open, this time from the comfort of a hotel room that he doesnt leave for an hour and a half. With the power of AI technology, the film's director has managed to create a new and incredible thing; a movie with somehow less substance than every single one of its contemporaries in the Unfriended-Like genre.

who is this for?

Bad but not in any new or especially memorable way.

Deeply embarrassing.

The cinematic equivalent of saltine crackers.

A good editor could probably turn this into a very successful YouTube poop

Terrible script and nonsensical fight scenes that miss basic cover shots. Just really a mess.

just read the book

A comedy that is funny in the way you can laugh at a car accident after the fact.

If you can ignore that this is a shallow attempt at a vehicle for Mr M. Night Shyamalan's daughter's music career, and that only two thirds of the cast seem to be able to act, and that occasionally the dialogue forgets it is meant to be spoken by a human being, this is a surprisingly ok experience to live through.

Hot fuzz if the production felt the effects of the 2007-2008 financial crisis

somehow its not very good

The culmination of 2 decades of Steven Moffat's work. Genuinely baffling they let him make the exact same show for the 4th time. Terrible in a way that is simultaneously unique and also entirely to be expected, Steven Moffat wows the crowd yet again by taking another genre defining piece of source material and attempting to burn holes in its logic with a fire poker, entirely oblivious to the fact that he is holding the burning hot iron with his own bare sticky little paws.

its really good until it isnt

I saw this in the theatre as a kid age 3. I misunderstood the part where they kill the changeling and they turn back into their normal form and I thought Jedi's had the power to turn people into monster men.

the protagonists name is Theolonius Monk and he doesn't even play piano

"it's good that they gave up" - my roommate 80 minutes in after literal physical devils started showing up

The Seinfeld of softcore pornography

I watched this in a sewer and it didn't improve the experience

when I saw this in the theatre as a kid, we were the only people in there except for an old man in the front row who threw up. this movie is like finding nemo if nemo was a christ figure and all the other characters were really horny for each other.

I started an on this site just to tell people how much I hated this movie

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• The NeverEnding Story
• Labyrinth
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• Last Action Hero
• The Dark Crystal
• Ghostbusters II
• Dune
• The Nightmare Before Christmas
• The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

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