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A petition to all filmmakers: put Willem in your movie!!!! He only makes it better!!!! In this he gives the most genuinely heartrending performance as what on paper seemed mostly silly German. He makes you care so much about Klaus even though he doesn’t say much and you’re so happy that his name is by the dolphin. It means so much to him 😭.
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Noooo Bong Joon Ho, go back to giving us hot takes 😭
The performances were stellar and Robert appears to be acting for his very life, but as a political commentary it just doesn’t make sense. None of the enabling people who propped up the dictator (and regularly killed Mickey) are ever acknowledged, the rebellion is immediately successful, systemic change happens instantaneously via montage, (plus the characters become junkies randomly and then it’s never brought back up again???) Marshall being…
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Duuude last night was a horrific bloodbath
Also I will always love a movie about music as liberation and hope and this movie devoured (literally) EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE GRACE LET ALL THE VAMPIRES IN WHY DID SHE DO THAT????
Ok I get it, they threatened her kid but everyone else was literally in the clear, all they had to do was sit STILL for like THREE HOURS but no, she had to be dumb as fuck and Annie…