Our homeboy Ethan (pronounced Ee-fan by me) is rocking some amazingly confusing hair. At first, it’s bad in a straight, no texture poof way. Then, an apex where it’s perfect. The texture, the wave, the right amount of sweat. It’s bad again for like one scene towards the end but I appreciate the brief moment of bliss in Ethan’s hair journey. I actually don’t much of the actual mission but can how much I fangirled over those long locks.

(I have a very strong feeling that this hair cut is going in the M:I vaunt of fame next to those glasses. Such a shame.)

One star for Subway - I was really vibing. Otherwise, I was just rooting for Craig to shut the fuck up!!!!! Go see the new Marvel movie instead. Had some good laughs but had two too many strikes for my liking. That also can’t be a Town and Country and I have no idea what YEAR IT IS. GAH. SO MANY CHOICES WERE MADE. (Derogatory.)

Update: I can’t get over how much Paul Rudd is just his character in Anchorman, but on weather?!?

"His ass is so tight, when he farts only dogs can hear it."
This was wonderful! Ralph Fiennes and Angela Bassett are an amazing acting duo. They also both have fantastic hair. These 90s futuristic sci-fi action movies are really my jam.

I screamed when Henry Cavill reloaded his biceps. The Cavillrine! How have I made it this far without knowing the OG reload is from this movie! About a third of the way through, I said to myself, "Henry Cavill is too hot to not be a secret bad guy." He's so hot with his little mustache.

Anyway, this is the second Mission movie in a row where I thought, This is just like Paddington.