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Favorite films

  • Mulholland Drive
  • Lady Vengeance
  • Possession
  • Whisper of the Heart

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  • Jason X

    ★½

  • Napoleon Dynamite

    ★★★★★

  • Final Destination Bloodlines

    ★★★★

  • Wild Things

    ★★★★

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Heart Eyes

2025

★★ 2

I wanted something that was impossible to take seriously and make me laugh, and I definitely got that…maybe a little too much.

It’s a little TOO self-referential and on the nose for being a parody on rom-coms in a horror setting, but I’m just glad we have another Valentine’s Day horror film we can watch because it’s certainly been way too long. This may be one of the better options we have (that’s saying a lot), but boy oh boy…

Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!

1989

★★★★★ Watched

Almodóvar has me on my knees, bro! ON MY KNEES!

The girlies couldn’t handle a double feature of this and Babygirl because Antonio Banderas starting off to present day will STILL have you weak. 

This was incredible, emotional, unsettlingly erotic and disturbing…I couldn’t look away. He is the master of sexual tension in settings that just don’t fit right (aka: Stockholm Syndrome), and not sure anyone can make films about such controversial topics as beautiful and challenging quite like him.

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Jason X

2001

★½ Watched

Cronenberg and KM vs Jason fight scene.

That’s it.

That’s all that matters.

Just kidding, also me yelling “Sing to me, Paulo,” when he showed up on screen.

Napoleon Dynamite

2004

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

One of the greatest comedies of all time, and I stand by that.

Always and forever.

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Final Destination Bloodlines

2025

★★★★ Liked Watched

Was lucky enough to make it to an early screening of this on IMAX, and so glad that I did because it was the perfect experience for this film.

Final Destination is fucking back, and dare I say it’s the best film to date since FD1. The kills are incredible, we finally get a great balance of fun comedy and decent characters with depth, and did I mention those kills?

No really, they’re that crazy.

I think the pacing is…

Red, White and Blue

2023

★★★★ Watched

Well I feel sick to my stomach with the reality that this is a story for many women out there.