I would legit watch grass grow if it was shot in B&W. Here are some of my all-time favorites.

What Criterion release should I impulse buy this week?

Assorted label releases of some of my favorite gems, masterpieces, and schlock.

This was rough. I love all of these—yes, even Dune in a weird way...

My favorite man-turned-filmmaker. Ya dig?

Ranking the full, feature-length films of the Breeniac because, why not? I've lost control of my life, anyway.

"All right, let's shoot this fucker!"

Somewhat sleazy, somewhat cheesy, but always entertaining.

D A R N TOOTIN'

Long live the King of body (& mind) horror.

God's lonely Director.

I watched Ghosts of Mars as a kid more times than I'd like to it. Honestly, Carpenter movies are like…