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Boring, found the acting atrocious. Depp and Hoult are one of the most miscast pair I've seen in a while. They didn't deliver a single line convincingly.

I know I'm being an asshole, but I honestly hated this with a ion. Cringe worthy are the only words that come to mind. If I hear one more person speak in melodramatic old-timey English, I might lose it.

It's not you it's me, literally everyone loves it there's something wrong with me, I don't know… It's just movies at the end of the day. Loved his 2 first titles, but Northman and this are just imho flops.

Glad Orlok killed those kids, tho. Thumbs up for that. Fk dem kids.

Armchair critic rant over

A techno-psychological Fincher-esque crime drama that I liked a lot!

I praise a lot, but Quebec are dropping bangers too, man.

A great study about obsession and a pretty devastating critique of true crime. It explores 2 completely different type of obsessive behaviour, one of the two main characters is completely in love and emotional about ther killer, but the other is focused, controlling and voyeuristic.

It's a court drama but completely focused on people that have pretty much nothing to do with the case on the surface, quite original.

Another French masterpiece.
Favourite horror of the year so far.
I don't know what they put in the wine over there but man.

The movie is shot in one take with no cuts and my first reaction was to think the whole crew was lying because it is a technical marvel what they were able to achieve here. Apparently they shot the whole movie once every day until it was perfect.

It made me think of the movie Quarantine and Good Time, the former because the story is similar and the latter because it got that relentless never-ending anxiety and suspense to the whole thing that reminded me of it.

I absolutely recommend this.

Way worse than I ed, but still kind of funny. It’s a fun dive back into the cocaine-fuelled insanity of the 80s. It's not good, but it’s got that inexplicable Troma charm.

Watching it again made me realize what’s going on with that Toxic Avenger remake anyway? Did it get shelved? This shit is impossible to remake lmao.

It’s like Dead Poets Society, if instead of standing on desks, they made me want to lay down in a grave.

I'll be honest I gave up on this one midway because my vacation time is precious and this movie sucks ass.

I think I hate the UK now. Movie turned me into a hater.

I’ve seen a few episodes of this show before. I wouldn’t call myself a huge fan, but I always liked the Reno 911-esque vibe it has, except with a bunch of "bros" in California who are way too old to be living the way they do. The way it’s shot, it feels exactly like an old-school MTV reality show, which is very millennial "coded" (if I’m using that term right).

The idea of a whole movie based on this got me curious, so here we are. Jimmy Tatro is absolutely hilarious as Xander Sanders, every time he opens his mouth, I lose it. The rest of the cast does a solid job too. The jokes don’t always hit, but they’re never awful.

I’d say your enjoyment might vary depending on how familiar you are with the characters. Since I already had some basic knowledge of them, I got more out of it. If you’re coming in totally fresh, this probably isn’t the best starting point.

An extremely Canadian slasher movie.
Think Terrifier, but in made by students in Alberta.
Very low budget, but the gore ain't too bad.

Being Canadian, I have the DNA to be able to withstand so much Canada at once, but please be careful if you live anywhere else.

I think Mildred is a pretty cool killer in a genre dominated by male killers, but the movie y'know.... isn't the greatest. It's quite funny though, at one point she runs out of people to kill so she goes after people who were mean to her once, like in elementary school 😂

Give these people more money and better props to make a truly fucked up Terrifier type movie and Mildred could become something cool.

There's like 1 or 2 scenes I found actually scary but it's like 5 minutes and you have to sit through 95 other minutes of pure garbage.

Watched it until the end because I thought "Oh maybe Sadako Vs Kayako will be a cool fight or something" right, nope it's ass.

I know it's supposed to be scary but I just burst laughing when that little scary dude goes "MEOOOOWWWW" 🤣😂

meow / 10

Managed to keep me entertained for a little while but by the halfway mark I started getting bored and it didn't really get better from there.

It's the classic story of someone arriving in a new town, everyone is a bit weird and the protagonist exposes some spooky secret. But they kept it original enough so it didn't feel too generic... it's just unfortunately super super boring and the "Shyamalan" type twist isn't super satisfying.

Worth a watch if you are a Hunter Schafer superfan, If not you can easily skip this one.

I thought it was a documentary about Florida but it's actually a cheap horror movie.

Alright, so I just finished Season 14 and the Special. For this season, they are doing a satire of manosphere podcasts (à la Andrew Tate). The theme worked, and the theme song was pretty hilarious ngl.

They even got a new co-host, "Joey Patron" who is a mobbed up body builder type dude from the Amato family. It's never really mentioned but the Amato's are probably making millions off the Lithium on Tim's property, but he's such an idiot he doesn't realize it at all and acts like G. Amato is just being nice to him LMAO.

While I enjoyed parts of it, I couldn't fully connect with every episode and the special as a whole. Tim's character seemed to act in ways that felt inconsistent with his past behavior. The season felt a bit out of character for him. For the first time, it felt like I was watching a comedy sketch or improv performance, rather than the usual humor. It’s hard to put into words, but it just didn’t feel as authentic this time around.

I want them to go back to basics a little bit, forget about the Amato's they are taking too much space, but it was still hilarious and worth the subscription.

"He returns stuff all the time but we never saw him buy anything" 😂

That one lady that's afraid for her life the whole time.

One of the best experimental art/comedy project I've ever seen.

I'm on vacation and doing the complete On Cinema timeline again.
Forgot how dark this special was lmao. ❤️

The idea is fantastic, yes a story about the simple deck of cards, might seem dumb but it's probably the most played game ever. The franchise potential is through the roof. Could be the next Dungeons and Dragons.

Unfortunately because of production issues producer G. Turkington never could accomplish his vision exactly how he wanted. I have no proof but I think actor Tim Heidecker used illicit drugs during production, his skin is green and he looked sick.

#ReleaseTheTurkington'sCut

There's little point to put this on anymore since the new trilogy is so much better, but back in the day a bunch of us weirdos rented it at Blockbuster and started obsessing over that fucking clown and now apparently it's a global phenomenon 😂

I really disliked this. Just like the first one, actually.

It's not scary, generic demon story, they got Jack Nicholson's son to just do a medley of his father's greatest hits. I'm not the guy to complain about nepotism usually, but like it's so obvious what they are doing lol.

Naomi Scott is fantastic and oozes personality in this, so it's not her fault at all. I just got tricked by the influencer marketing again, because it's not great as a horror movie. I would have taken a story about a pop star's downfall without the horror at this point because Naomi Scott is really bussin no cap. (sorry, I'm severely depressed).

Here's Smile 3! / 10

Pimps don't cry.
They never shed a tear.

Honestly the part where Mark Wahlberg meets Eva Mendes might be on my comedy scene Mount Rushmore. "Are you kidding who is she?" 😂🤣Classic.

Christinith / 10

Listen, it's probably not a perfect movie but it makes me laugh non stop from start to finish. I'd put it easy in my top 5 comedies. I laugh so much I start making squirrel noises man. So yeah 5 stars, the world is very dark right now and I needed a laugh.

Durka Durka Sherpa Jihad / 10

I simply cannot believe that the extreme gore movie Terrifier that only my little horror circle knew about is now beating Joker at the box office. this shit is unreal.

You would think going mainstream would tone it down significantly but Damien Leone said fuck no. It's just shocking and mean spirited and wrong😂. It's even more sinister and mean than 2.

I have to lower my score this time because they clearly want us to get engaged with this Sienna story. but it's been such a mess since the first movie that it's just impossible to follow at this point. The narrative is really all over the place, (Is she an angel? Art is the devil or something who knows?!). Everything between the gore was just especially bad this time. I do love Lauren though she's great.

Anyway I'm nitpicking but it was still extremely entertaining.
You don't get to see movies that are this wrong and insane often.
Enjoy your week ✌️

Very good piece by Coralie Fargeat, what a director, good-looking Black Mirror mindfuck movie.

The theme of beauty standards has already been explored a lot in body horror and this movie uses familiar metaphors and imagery, the satire was hilarious but not saying much new… it's just very in your face and obvious, it's kind of the point I presume though, because every scene with Sue looks like a TV commercial, a little bit like the Betty scenes in Mulholland Drive lol.

The horror was really fucking great though, it's insanely gross and disturbing, I just love French movies, you guys don't give a fuck about anyone's feelings.

If you decide to lust for Margaret in the first half, just the movie will punish you for it. I warned you.

Margaret Qualley / 10

Kevin Hart can't act.
Why is this manlet in here.

How am I supposed to take any movie seriously when your actor is breaking the fourth wall every time he shows his face. I can't take the Vault hunters seriously if you have Kevin Hart in the team. Sorry.

This whole thing looks like a theatre play, it's so obvious everything you are watching is on a Hollywood set. The stunt actors just stay there waiting for their mark while we look at Blanchett doing some flips with her dumbass guns.

Everything mainstream fucking sucks and the only one doing good Hollywood movies right now is the head of Scientology. So tired.

Bobby Lee / 10

Soulless cash grab....Clearly baiting people of my generation who are familiar with the original and still have sadness about the whole situation.

It tries to be edgy and badass like John Wick but it's the 40th John Wick clone at this point, this shit becoming stale man.

Awful corny bullshit.

Rip Brandon.

Just your classic cat and mouse single location(ish) thriller.

20 years ago that was exactly the kind of stuff you would go see on a weekend and have a blast. 2005's Red Eye. It's a bit like that.

The 2 first acts of this movie are during a live concert. I just loved the concept, the suspense mixed with the musical numbers that felt really like a new kind of concert movies almost. There's something cool and different I can't explain.

Unfortunately kinda drops the ball with the 3rd act not as solid as the first hour :(.

M. Night : Eras tour / 10

If you love this trilogy more power to you, personally I found all 3 movies extremely mid. This one is really the worst of the bunch. The story just did nothing for me.

I think Pearl was my favorite, X would be next and this one dead last.

The influencer marketing sold this to me as the scariest movie of the century and so insane it's like Hell itself produced it.....uhhh yeah let's pipe this down a bit lol.

It really doesn't come as close as way superior movies like Zodiac or SE7EN. The story was predictable. The detective part of the movie was terrible, the horror part of the movie just wasn't scary.

Cage's character needed a lot of work or be completely recast. I could not take him seriously at all with that makeup and insane overacting, it ruined it for me.

I miss spooky detective movies, and it hit the spot, but it's really nothing special. At the same time there's so many details and layers maybe it will click after a few viewings. I will def revisit it.

Hail Satan / 10

"Hey Deadpool here, this scene kinda sucks huh, we know it's ironic haha"

- Haha good one Deadpool, Bad on purpose can be funny. Love it

(20 minutes later)

"Hey Deadpool here, the story is terrible and lazy huh, yeah we know it's ironic haha bad on purpose, wink wink"

- Alright haha.... yeah the story does suck ass for sure haha. Very ironic and funny, I'm starting to get it.

(60 minutes later)

"Sup Deadpool again, the multiverse is dumb and stupid right"

- I agree with that but your movie is like all about the multiverse, oh i get it, it's IrOnIC..... wait why is Electra there.
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Listen the story sucks, major L, no good, mierda.
The comedy and some of the action parts were fun.

Funko Pop / 10

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M SCREAMING THE PUNCHLINE

Beverly Hills Cop: AI

It walks like Beverly Hills Cop
It talks like Beverly Hills Cop
It sounds like Beverly Hills Cop

But no effort was made to give it the soul of Beverly Hills Cop.

Obvious that no one gave a shit about making a superior product. They did the bare minimum and it was enough. If you told me it was shot in a weekend I'd believe you.

Dwayne Johnson, Ryan Reynolds and Kevin Hart have a new member of the Netflix cheap cash grab club.

Old school comedy done right.
A perfectly mid movie. Little funny, little sexy, little thrills.

Doesn't pretend to be anything exceptional, the actors do a super fine job, it's entertaining, it's light, mom and dad will watch it. Good shit. I want more medium-well movies please.

Glenn Powell is a fucking star I have a nickname for him : Tom Cruise 2

Perfect movie to Netflix and chill with your other half / 10

I feel like this film will change the life of thousands of people who have dealt with some of the issues explored in this movie. I did not connect with it but if you are LGBT I assume it hits different.

So the movie just felt like a long Arcade Fire video if it was directed by David Lynch, in a good way?

It's weird, it's bold, I was never really bored, it's clearly not made for me so. Enjoy. It's pretty dreamy.

A few thoughts:

- If you get really high and grab an Xbox gamepad, it feels like you're controlling him.

- This movie is 50% just watching this murderer have a fantastic time hiking.

- The concept looked cool when I saw the trailer, but the gimmick gets stale after about 30 minutes. I understand why it took so long to make a movie from the perspective of the summer camp killer. Turns out, it's not that thrilling.

- If you want to show me a scene like the kids telling a scary story around the camp fire, keep the camera over the shoulder of the killer in the woods. Commit to your concept. This back and forth between killer POV and regular movie was lame.

- The ranger is channeling his best Leon S. Kennedy.

- I ate a McDouble and nuggets right as the movie started, and I felt sick throughout the whole thing. It's really violent.

- Speaking of violence, I think we might have reached a limit. It can't get much more violent than that, right? At what point do we say, 'I'm good'? Terrifier 3 might just cause a global panic.

Help / 10

It's a great idea, let me say that.

The world is not doing too well right now, a bunch of groups are fighting other groups, everyone hates each other. Racism is on the rise. Like yeah, I can imagine a future where that could realistically happen.

The movie just did not work for me at all. I think the format is all wrong, this should not be a movie. I did not have enough time to absorb the lore, I don't know what the different states are fighting for, I did not know exactly why the people they meet on the road trip are acting the way they do.

Maybe that's the point, and I'm missing something, but this would have worked wonders as a TV Show or limited series. Flesh the whole thing over 8 episodes. It goes from set piece to set piece so quick. Jesse Plemons was fantastic, but what was the point of his scenes?

I was just dying to know more about this world. Just finished the movie and I feel just nothing inside compared to what usually A24 gives me.

Nick Offerman, you deserved better / 10

Great documentary about the birth of Donald Trump's kids.

I KID, I KID, ISSA A JOKE
(I'm auditioning to be the next Triumph the Insult Comic Dog)

No, honestly, that was pretty great. Nell Tiger Free (badass name) channelled her best Isabelle Adjani here and murdered this movie. She was unbelievable. (Very jealous of Paolo)

The whole thing was spooky as hell, I've been pretty critical of "Catholic horror" lately, but this was extremely well executed. My favourite thing was how they played with light and darkness in every frame. There's one shot where she's walking alone at night in the street, it's pitch black with only one street light on Margaret, and it just gave me a cinematic orgasm, dude.

Totally recommended, especially if you are a nun.

Omen Depot / 10

Imagine working that hard to become a Hollywood director, and that's the creatively bankrupt garbage you have to offer to the world. I get it, you can't all be Ari Aster but Jesus Christ MAN!

You saw this movie before :

- Play game with old spooky tarot deck
- Oops ... I unleashed a demon
- People die
- Go see a creepy demon expert lady to exposition dump the whole lore in 10 minutes
- More people die
- Kill demon

Fuck all of this.

Capricorny / 10

After the underbelly of Suburbia now David invites you to learn about the dark underbelly of Hollywood.

This time we are witnessing the death of the innocence of a Canadian girl called Betty. Betty is full of dreams...but she's about to have a wake-up call, the dream and the reality of Hollywood are very different things. You can't take any shortcut to fame without paying the price.

David fucking told all of us way before MeToo. The industry's been doing this for a long, long time behind the curtain.

No more Silencio / 10

Not as good as Mulholland Drive, but it does have the weirdest sex scene of all time.

Mommy! Mommmyyyy! Mommy love you Frank / 10

Part of Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities

It's like Home Alone, but Kevin is a giant rat.

Part of Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities.

I did not really enjoy this one, but it's an anthology can't all be winners.

Takes 40 minutes for anything scary to happen, so it's mostly my problem with this. Cool story tho.

Of course, they are taking on Ozempic lol.
The miracle drug for diabetics being misused by wealthier people that want to be in their best "bikini shape".

Pretty good episode, couple funny gags, but not top tier South Park. Smart commentary about the price of medicine in the health care system, pushing people to experiment with unsafe drugs and procedures.

Some mean joke directed at Lizzo lmao, I saw a video she posted and apparently she was honored to be in South Park so at least she took it well lol.

Lizzo / 10

It's a sex movie, and my mom says I'm not supposed to watch those.

Might have to watch it again it's late, and I'm tired, but I didn't really connect too much with it, KS is pretty great in it just the story did nothing for me.

Loved St Maud tho Rose Glass is very talented, very hyped for whatever she puts out.

Buff Ladies / 10

French people traumatizing me again.
Truly undisputed Gods of horror, this country.

I'm quite scared of spiders and this movie is a giant trigger warning, I don't say that lightly. The CGI on these spiders is out of this world. I wouldn't call myself arachnophobic, but I'm not far from it, and I had to close my eyes several times. The movie doesn't give a fuck.

Jesus Christ, talk about skin crawling... I felt so uneasy.

It's quite frankly the best "spider"-horror movie I've ever seen. The direction, the set design, cinematography, sound, like everything is quasi perfect. The poster kinda sucks, that's about it.

Shudder got a slam dunk here with this.

Uneasy / 10

Heard it was a cult classic in the serial killer genre. I see why.

Pretty ahead of it's time it's very realistic and raw.

If this came out 10 years later when Funny Games was hot it would have been a hit. Apparently the public reception got so bad in the early 80's, he never made a movie after that. Shame really.

Please don't, I got a family please, don't please aaaaaaaaaahhh / 10

HAHAHAHAHAH 🤣

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD ☠️

You guys have to see this.

Please do not look into the story go as blind as you can.

The director took such a simple idea and pushed it as far as he could, it's completely demented.

"Jesús, I don't think this day can get any worse" / 10

Parody movies work because you take a serious genre, and you turn it into a comedy.

For some reason, they decided to spoof Madea movies. Madea is already a dumb comedy... what more can you add to it?

Well nothing this movie sucks.

Would have skipped normally, but then I saw Jamie Foxx dressed as Jesus on the cover.... I just had to watch it. What's going on Jamie, was the paycheck good, did you owe a favour to someone? Talk to me.

Jesus / 10

I was physically unable to wait. I sinned. Sorry Jesus.
(I'll buy it in 4K anyway)

I won't lie, I got a little bit anxious when the movie started and the story had WW2 soldiers as main characters. That anxiety quickly went away when I realized it's not glorifying bad people at all and more about the resilience of the common folk during the post-war. The military is basically never shown. The story is actually really smart if you start to think about what Godzilla symbolizes here.

So here's my review :

It was very fucking badass.

Big Lizard / 10

P.S: I loved how everyone was losing their absolute shit around Godzilla, really realistic. Like yeah a big giant monster just randomly nukes your town out of nowhere, I'd probably start screaming like a lunatic while having multiple panic attacks.

The models in this movie were very beautiful and uhhh congratulations on having good genetics and uhhh... don't give up on your dreams.

It's a home invasion movie with Instagram models. I know what you are thinking and you are absolutely correct.

It's not great, but it was better than I expected, the director seems to know how to shoot a movie properly I guess. It's important, so uuhhh good job on shooting that movie... uhhhh bye bye.

Hey guys, look, I can do Jimmy Carr jokes too :

"I met my girlfriend at the mall it was very romantic, I said my name is Ghost, and she replied "Stranger Danger, Mommy help"

I just need to come up with a few more of these extremely offensive jokes and Netflix will give me a special too. If he was actually offensive, no one would platform him, lol. This is comedy for people who think saying "retard" is the pinnacle of edge.

Jimmy Carr's joke writing process nowadays :

"Hey Chat GPT, my punchline is "....And then I fucked a kid"

"Write me 40 jokes with this exact punchline and change the words so it's not too obvious."

"Alright 20 minutes of my special done. Very productive day,"

One thing about me. I love big cats.... that's it, I just do.

Excited to watch a tiger documentary.

The main problem I have here is that the narrative is complete bullshit, and it's completely focused on it. It's a lot of beautiful shots of that mommy tiger and her cubs, but it's obvious that 90% of the situations and stories are made up and edited by Disney from random footage.

They will be like :

"Oh, oh, there's a dangerous bear on her territory"

- Random footage of a bear
- Cut to shot of tiger mom looking somewhere and hissing
- Cut back to footage of bear that turns around and leaves.

"Seems like she scared him good!"

Bro, they were never on the same frame together, you just made that up? It keeps happening. It's no secret a majority of wildlife footage is extremely edited, but usually they hide it better.

Priyanka Chopra was also a pretty bad narrator, very monotone and boring. She's reading the lines with minimal emotional weight.

There's a few very powerful moments that I actually believed happened, tho, and I got teary eyes a few times. :(

Frosted Flakes / 10

Movies that are must sees for me or weird enough that the experience is worth it. (I don't plan on spending much time adding stuff but follow it if you want.)

• Asteroid City
• Beau Is Afraid
• Evil Dead Rise
• Avatar: The Way of Water
• All Quiet on the Western Front
• Terrifier 2
• Skinamarink
• Nope
• Top Gun: Maverick
• Everything Everywhere All at Once

...plus 102 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.