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Watched on Monday June 2, 2025.
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Lake Placid 2 SHOULD be about the obvious and beautiful gay romance here but alas…we can never have nice things.
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Watched on Thursday May 29, 2025.
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Watched on Wednesday May 28, 2025.
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Watched on Tuesday May 27, 2025.
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Watched on Wednesday May 14, 2025.
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Watched on Sunday May 18, 2025.
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You canNOT fight the moonlight!
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The wig reveal really does get funnier every rewatch.
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Nicole Kidman has been in so. Many. Movies.
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Jesse Plemons is a national treasure.
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Damn, Lucy Liu loves those boots.
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I thought it was kinda wild that a blog and some recipes put such a strain on Julie Powell’s relationship only to find out her follow up book was about all the affairs they were having. That’ll do it!
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Putting this out during the Great Recession was kinda wild, lol. Good movie, though.
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This was certainly a choice…for me…to watch…
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I know it was the 80s but the hair really should’ve tipped him off.
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Truly heinous choices made by Reg…starting with that boy, and ending with those shoes.
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Damn, I love Tom Cruise.
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Sometimes all you need is a good dicking.
Sick soundtrack, too.
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Watched on Friday December 27, 2024.
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Watched on Thursday December 26, 2024.
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Fantastic concept. Looks great. Silly fun. Should’ve been 1/10 as long and posted on YouTube.
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I was probably the only person anticipating this film, but not the only one disappointed. What a waste of two of the best actresses of our time. And also our time.
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Oh, wow…oh, WOW.
Last shot was lame, though.
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May we all find our Candy Cane someday.
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It’ll never not be weird to decide the first movie you’ve ever directed is also one you want to star in.
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It’s so funny that Marilyn Monroe exists in the world of the movies Marilyn Monroe acted in.
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…could be me.
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Couldn’t be me.
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So, like…what happened to the Black dude?
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I, too, loved Dark.
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Truly a comedy of errors…that is ultimately about the love of a father.
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Watched on Tuesday October 8, 2024.
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Watched on Saturday October 5, 2024.
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Watched on Saturday October 5, 2024.
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Girl, fuck that cat.
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This film broke me…and probably not for the reason you’d think.
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Really makes it clear how the American school system has never been broken, it’s just…meant to be that way.
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Watched on Friday October 4, 2024.
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That’s exactly how a bird would dress.
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Watched on Saturday July 27, 2024.
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Watched on Friday July 26, 2024.
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Did you know that $6700 in 1991 is about $15,000, today?
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Two stars just because of Famke Janssen but also not enough Famke Janssen. What a waste of time. Dakota ate, though.
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Just get off the tractor, my guy. Or whatever that thing was.
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CINEMA.
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Do you think Tom Cruise takes that same brown leather jacket from set to set or do you think he has, like, a dozen replicas?
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Was hoping this was a gritty reboot of Bambi. A stellar film, despite my initial disappointment.
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Cute shoes!
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Predictable isn’t necessarily a bad thing. It is here, though. The stop-motion sequences are the only parts worth watching.
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