📍AMC Lincoln Square, Imax
I love being way too obsessed with your own lore, like dude just made a movie about "yeah I've been doing this for two decades. Don't forget it. And I'll do it for two more, just watch me"
Still waiting for a romcom to justify being over 90 minutes. Still waiting. There was good comedy in here, but the characters don't realllly go on any character arc. Bobby starts the movie afraid of commitment, insecure with his body, and overly intense about the traumatic history of queer life (as opposed to queer joy stories). He ends the more or less the same? And Aaron... We're told he hates his life (by bobby) but he seems to he fine!…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
"Alright boss, you're mad, but you bastard, you did it. You made a perfect recreation of reality so we can trick women into being stuck here forever. Last thing we gotta do is just come up with unique back stories for each of them. "
"Nah just reuse the same 3"
"... What?"
"Yeah just like reuse the Boston ticket thing or whatever"
"...are you sure? We could just tell them all different back stories. It's easy. We're brainwashing them. We…