Noah Centineo has never seen a movie

i don't think addison rae is a real person

watching all kinds of shitty cat movies this week, aren’t i?

The way I escaped the theatre as soon as the words “Written and Directed by Tom Hooper” appeared.

You really don’t think it could get any worse and then that girl goes “Have you heard of lucid dreaming?” and shit hits the fan. What the actual fuck is this “movie”?

I mean like...

instant classic

“Veronica quit cheerleading and is taking a break from social media” is, without a doubt, the funniest and most on brand way to end this shitshow.

the self-hatred i felt when i realized i was slightly attracted to noah centineo but ONLY when he was the museum boy....i’m such a loser

on par with those videos they play while you wait in line for rollercoasters

like a 90 minute cereal commercial with no cereal

the things I do for my podcast