Auntie... Wow.

“Actually, this [onion] would make a very good murder weapon. Because you could beat someone to death, then eat the evidence.
Agatha Christie’s probably already thought of that one... The onion mystery. The onion murders. Good idea for a programme.
Not that the BBC would commission it... They wouldn’t know a good idea if I hit them over the head with it, and then ate the evidence.”
~ Alan Gordon Partridge, 1997
I hate, hate, hate this main protagonist.
I hate him more than Son of the Mask.
He may be the most despicable scumbag I've ever seen in a film, devoid of a single redeemable quality. And while there's nothing wrong with depicting a royal anus, it's an exceptionally tall order to expect an audience to want to spend time with the tosspot for two hours.
What are we supposed to infer from this story - a fall from grace? That…