This movie HATES You.

Specifically, the Minecraft players of the world. Whereas the Lego Movie treated its source material with respect while acknowledging its ittedly silly origins, "A Minecraft Movie" doesn't respect, love, or understand its source material and doesn't care enough to hide the fact.

Anyone who's ever played Minecraft and has taken the time to read the end credits poem of the game will understand that the message it tries to tell is essentially " everything you did…

Is Alex Garland ok?

Genuinely. What is going on with this man. How you go from creating banger thought provoking SCI-fi masterpieces to generic War Movies is something I simply don't understand. I feel like during Covid, Alex did a binge playthrough of all the Call of Duty games and made it his life's mission to share his love for the series in film form. Which is very fitting seeing as the end result of this movie is just that.…

Watching The Incredibles after Office Space, I noticed a lot of similarities between the two. They're both about men going through a midlife crisis who work in a soul sucking cubicle. They both stand up to their bosses and achieve a new line of work by the end ( both of their new lines of work are more physical than working in a cubicle ). They both must engage with a rogue computer program that will end up destroying them…

I think my favorite thing about this movie is the soundtrack. Every Pixar soundtrack is phenomenal in its own way, but not one of them embody the characters and story quite like ratatouilles does. The way the chords frantically and rapidly play when remmy scurries around, truly embodies what a " rat " soundtrack would be in my mind. Matching the frantic and quick pace of his feet almost perfectly, just by listening to the music you can imagine being…