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Favorite films

  • My Dinner with Andre
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • Sunset Boulevard
  • Southland Tales

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  • Jurassic Park

    ★★★★★

  • Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

    ★★★½

  • Final Destination Bloodlines

    ★★★½

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

    ★★★★★

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The Tree of Life

2011

★★★★★ Liked 7

"Terrence Malick's EVERYTHING, NOT JUST SOME RANDOM STUFF A COUPLE OF DUDES THOUGHT WAS FUNNY, LITERALLY EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE, ALL AT ONCE." That seems unfair. It's actually more like a feature-length version of the Galaxy Song from MONTY PYTHON'S THE MEANING OF LIFE. You think you're sad? Grieving? Questioning "your place" in the universe? How about THE BIG BANG? How about THE FIRST CELLS TO EVER UNDERGO FUSION? How about THE LITERAL METEOR THAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS, huh? And who mourned…

Southland Tales

2006

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

Revelations 21:4: "He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore, for the former things have ed away.”

"His name was Officer Roland Taverner, of Hermosa Beach, California. My best friend. He is a pimp. And pimps don't commit suicide."

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Jurassic Park

1993

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

Austin Danger Podcast #153. “At Last” by Etta James plays as I log this film. It’s been playing an awful lot in my mind working on the pod this year! Not to give too much away, but my big revelation here is how… obvious this movie is. They dive deep into the details to make you feel smart. Then, things go sideways. You’re screaming, covering your eyes. You don’t care so much about ribosomes. Spielberg sends the bowling ball of entertainment right down the middle — STRIKE!

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

★★★½ Liked 1

While the two big set pieces are incredible, you can feel the gears on the “make it up as we go along” machine finally start to rust. I’d kill to see what the script looked like before Dead Reckoning came out.

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Longlegs

2024

★★ 4

maybe get someone else to write the script next time idk

Glass Onion

2022

★★★ Liked 4

The Netflix version of KNIVES OUT. Not bad by any means, just significantly less special. Painfully obvious social commentary almost took me out for good in the first act, but goddamn Benoit Blanc got me like he always will. I'll say this, though: quotes I've read this week about "franchise potential" are troubling when the formula is so exposed on the second round.

This is my 500th log on Letterboxd for the year. I'd like to thank you for bothering to read, the mods for not banning or (AFAIK) shadowbanning me, and Baz Luhrmann.