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Favorites: Recent first-watches.

Favorite films

  • Meet Me in St. Louis
  • La Belle Noiseuse
  • The Conformist
  • Andrei Rublev

All
  • Synecdoche, New York

    ★★★★★

  • Boiling Point

    ★★★½

  • Parade

    ★★½

  • Trafic

    ★★★

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Warfare

2025

★★★ 2

I'm rarely one to criticize a film for lacking a meaning/purpose, but I struggle to grasp this film's aim, apart from presenting a realistic depiction of a real-life military operation. Watching a Q&A online with Garland and Mendoza gives clarity to the "how" but not the "why" behind the film's development, and, if anything, makes me yearn for a behind the scenes featurette, which I'd likely prefer to the film itself. My reaction is essentially two layers of "good job, guys, but what were we even doing here."

A Real Pain

2024

★★★★ Watched

I skipped this in theaters, assuming it would be mildly enjoyable, an offbeat comedy with some deeper thematic material thrown in to give it some dramatic weight, but I now regret having written it off, because this turned out to be the biggest surprise of the year for me. The writing, direction, and performances are perfectly calibrated. Understated yet emotional, funny without being too cute or quirky, serious but not somber, and most importantly, it all feels totally grounded. These…

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Parade

1974

★★½ Watched

A glorified talent show directed by Tati and shot by Gunnar Fischer for some reason.

Trafic

1971

★★★ Watched

Typical Tati: some amusing bits, but it's not substantial enough to leave any lasting impression.

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Us

2019

★★½ 9

Starts off strong, effectively building tension through striking cinematography and sharp editing/pacing, but once the table has been properly set, it's a gradual nosedive to the perplexing finale. The acting is undeniably committed and the child actors are pitch-perfect, but the exaggerated, go-for-broke lead performances teeter into overkill and would have been more effective if reined in a bit. Also, the frequent attempts at humor, though sometimes successful, completely undercut the unnerving tone. It felt like Peele wasn't confident in…

The Player

1992

★★★ 3

Not incisive enough to really work as satire, not funny enough to work as a dark comedy, not suspenseful enough to work as a thriller. The best thing it has going for it is the slow unraveling paranoia of the main character, and even in that, it’s fairly inconsistent. There are some really entertaining scenes, the acting is fantastic, and the writing is engaging, but it’s less than the sum of its parts, unfortunately.