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WHY DID Y’ALL TELL ME THIS WAS A MOVIE ABOUT A MOTHER AND HER SON?:??/!/!:!

I had one of those nerd orgasm things the nerds be having….call me a nerd

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY IS A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TWO JOBS WHO LOVES HIS KIDS AND NEVER STOPS…WITH GENTLE HANDS AND THE HEART OF A FIGHTER….HE’S A SURVIVOR

EYEEEE don’t DEWWWW COCAINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Better than the movie and you can quote my black ass on that

This review may contain spoilers.

If you see me crying about this film on my Instagram stories just know I cried so hard I dehydrated myself then when I stood up to get water I fully almost ed out because my anemic self was so transfixed on the movie I didn’t want to eat

IM CRYING SK HARD THE TEARS ARE MESSS MY KEYBOARD BRAVO BRAVOO?/?2 IM SO IN LOVE THIS WAS EVERYTHING WHY DIDN’T Y’ALL TELL ME I WAS GONNA CWJ CRY

Oh they came together alright

Historically accurate film because you will see Marshawn Lynch just hanging out in Oakland

All that phone vibrating would’ve gotten her kicked out of the Alamo Drafthouse

Close enough, welcome back VEEP

I would’ve quit the job five minutes in but hey that’s just me

STOP INVITING PEOPLE TO THE COOKOUT!!!!

Oh fucking hell

Do NOT marry into a game night family…………

If I EVER go missing, PLEASE keep my parents AWAY from my social media…..especially my bookmarks.

First ever stairsuationship

I WANNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF AND CHEW MY FUCKING ARM OFF

Watched on Wednesday April 16, 2025.

I’ll take “Films that couldn’t be made today” for 200, Alex!

This happened to my good friends Carly, Sam and Freddie once.

I do not think I took a breath or blinked the entire fucking time

I will make January 6th look like a tea party if this film is actually remade

Watched on Tuesday April 8, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday April 8, 2025.

Naming my son Fiyero for the hell of it tbh

A #REAL stage actor would’ve known where Stage Left was….even if they couldn’t see. #justsaying

Allergy representation but at what cost

No shade this is why I don’t date

First 'Forty Winks' giving us proper allergy representation now this......IF YOU HAVE ALLERGIES KEEP THE FAITH!!! THEY ARE STARTING TO REPRESENT US AND OUR STRUGGLES!!! THANK FUCKING GOD!!!

You know this film was set in the Bay Area because when he rapped 'Nigga Shit' not a single non-black person in that audience missed saying it!

Literature Hannah Montana meets Radio Rebel

You're laughing. Kyle MachLachlan almost drowned Elizabeth Berkley mid-sex scene, and you're LAUGHING.

Unfortunately the bushes were trimmed before they could successfully land in them

I like America a bit more when I watch this not gonna lie

If this movie is what doing cocaine feels like someone get me two lines of Coke IMMEDIATELY

Holy fucking shit

I wouldn’t be caught dead rewatching this shit but I am coming back to this after being reminded of how much I despise this goddamn movie.

I do not like this movie, I do not like the songs, I do not like anything. I hated everything, everywhere all at once. And as a longtime Buffy fan I am personally OFFENDED at the attempt of referencing it…..like what in the living fuck are we doing here?!!??

AND WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CASTING FOR OWEN!!!!!!!? Worst casting since Dark Skin Aunt Viv to Light Skin Aunt Viv on Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Like I’m so incredibly sorry but you can’t switch a character’s skin tone and just expect shit to be sunshine and roses!!!!!

Like think of that one person in your drama class who thinks they can act and sing but they can’t do either whatsoever and no one is telling them the truth, that’s what this film is.

GOOFY WAS A BLACK MAN. UMOJA TO BLACK FATHERS ALL AROUND. 🫶🏾✊🏾

BINGO BANGO BONGO

Back in my day Nicole Kidman used to give FUN performances in FUN movies………

WE USED TO BE A SOCIETY WHERE HOLLYWOOD’S TOP OF THE TOP WOULD BE IN ENSEMBLE FILMS! BRING THAT SHIT BACK RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

No guys it’s so bad that it’s good that’s the point shut up

This is where Sam Rockwell earned his diva title with me…

This review may contain spoilers.

HE DIED ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You’re laughing…….a stranger shaved the bush and you’re fucking laughing……..

WHITE ON WHITE CRIME

Why does weird shit always happen at dinner parties that Toni Collette is hosting?

Watched on Saturday March 1, 2025.

Folk fuckboy was in the streets FUCKING that’s why his music FUCKS.

2025 released films!

• Sinners
• Companion
• Warfare
• Captain America: Brave New World
• Borderline
• Hell of a Summer
• One of Them Days
• Mickey 17
• Opus
• Death of a Unicorn

If it’s here that means I’ve seen it, if it isn’t…..don’t be stupid, just understand that’s why it’s not here yet.

• Conclave
• A Complete Unknown
• Wicked
• Nickel Boys
• Anora
• The Substance
• Emilia Pérez

Marty’s films ranked 🫶🏾 will be watching all of his movie to do a proper ranking ofc 🫶🏾

• GoodFellas
• Casino
• The Departed

  I demand the Academy  reward Sir Alec Baldwin with an Oscar for how he punched that one guy 

• After Hours
• Killers of the Flower Moon
• The Wolf of Wall Street

As the main HG bitch since the release of the first book this is the correct ranking.

• The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
• The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1
• The Hunger Games
• The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2

• To Die For
• Babygirl
• The Paperboy
• A Family Affair

2024 films ranked so far! (Will change as the year goes)

• Saturday Night
• Wicked
• Daughters
• Challengers
• Blink Twice
• The Substance
• Conclave
• Piece By Piece
• Inside Out 2
• Omni Loop

...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

In the House of Kenny these are considered the greatest films of all time

1. Little Miss Sunshine

   #1 fave movie of all time if you hate it you hate me and that kinda makes you racist 
   
   #iwillnotexplainfurther

2. Drop Dead Gorgeous
3. Clue
4. Best in Show
5. Gone Girl
6. Death Becomes Her
7. Parasite
8. Dreamgirls
9. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
10. Hairspray

...plus 7 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Step Brothers
• Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
• Mean Girls
• Johnson Family Vacation
• Hairspray
• The Original Kings of Comedy
• School of Rock
• The Nanny Diaries
• Sister Act
• Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit

...plus 53 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Knives Out
• Marriage Story
• Jojo Rabbit
• Joker
• Hustlers
• Toy Story 4
• Late Night
• Booksmart
• Avengers: Endgame
• Dolemite Is My Name