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Favorite films

  • Animalympics
  • Cats Don't Dance
  • Phantasm
  • Metamorphosis

All
  • Aladdin

    ★★★★★

  • Hercules

    ★★★★½

  • Animalympics

    ★★★★★

  • Twilight of the Warriors: Walled In

    ★★★★½

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Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights

1994

8

Ruh Roh Raggy! #7

One of the greatest scams of my generation.

I still suffering through this as a very young child, so young I’m kinda amazed I have memories of this. That’s how bad this sucked, it became a defining memory for me.

I getting excited to watch it, I was a big fan of Scooby even then, but that excitement vanished pretty quick once SCOOBY FUCKING LEAVES THE FILM FOR 30 MINUTES! I even my…

Godzilla Fest 5: All Monsters Showdown

2024

★★★½ Liked 4

A Walk Amongst Monsters #120

Jet Jaguar gets his own Gigan scythes and rocket-punches one of them into Ghidorah’s chest. What a Chad.

Godzilla continues to beat the shit out of former foes in these little annual shorts. It’ll never get old, watching Godzilla land a right hook on Ghidorah’s head is worth it alone. 

Both G-man and Jet Jaguar get to whoop ass, and get their asses whooped. Ghidorah ain’t no bitch, and even though his suit requires more…

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The Dangers in My Heart

2023

★★★★★ Liked Watched

Caught my lonely ass smiling 😭

Blood Reign: Curse of the Yoma

1989

★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

Anime Marches On 2025

A bitter, blood-soaked pursuit through the bowels of hell on earth. My jam.

This two part OVA shows that horror anime was best during this era. The video market allowed them to get away with much more than tv, it didn’t have to adhere to a season long story, and the market was thirsty for constant new content: meaning all sorts of strange and disturbing shit could get made. It was the golden age of horror…

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28 Weeks Later

2007

★★½ 11

100% rooted for rage dad to tear his little shit kids apart for literally causing “Zombie Apocalypse 2.0”. 

How dare this movie think I should sympathize with those two fucking assholes after they break rule no. 1 and cause the deaths of hundreds.

Suzume

2022

★★★★★ Liked 21

“I feel like I’m in Whisper of the Heart!”

Pure magic.

There’s a large group of people on Letterboxd that hate Makoto Shinkai’s films and I’m so glad I’m not one of them.

I don’t care if it’s cheesy, or if it’s saccharine, or if he loves using similar tropes in his films, because I adore every single second of these films.

They fill me with such overwhelming joy and elation. Any time I watch Your Name or Weathering with…