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Like the EP, this movie is going triple platinum in my household

This is why I always say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ to ChatGPT

Having fake jewelry has never been more humbling

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Blake Lively just wanted to kiss herself and watch it on-screen

This is the kind of energy Dua Lipa needs to bring to her concerts 

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I need to introduce that old guy to brain rot Twitter if he thinks that people are still using those memes

I might need to buy that A24 Unicorn Horn toy to see what all the fuss is about

This is your sign that we need more A24 writers in the MCU 

Hailee Steinfeld is the vibe I bring to the t after checking my family tree on ancestry.com

Watched on Thursday April 17, 2025.

An app which lets me increase my nonchalance levels is actually a threat to anyone who knows me

Verity was just misunderstood like let’s make fun of the girl who took a risk and put herself out there creatively

The biggest lie was Fatima having five seconds of screen time

This movie is quite literally about Kieran Culkin celebrating his 19th Birthday in Poland

That M water would absolutely HIT at 3 AM

Was Gal Gadot born a bad actress or was it thrust upon her? 

They tried to reheat Skye Riley’s nachos but the microwave was broken

Rip Mickey and Nasha - y’all would’ve loved Juno by Sabrina Carpenter 

The one time I’m willing to make an exception and kink shame

Hugh Jackman please get a Letterboxd so you can recommend me more films 

The cinematographer the whole movie: work angles, yeah 360

I would love to be Theo James’s Mr Monkey if he’s still available

Molly Shannon grinding up on Bad Bunny was like watching my biggest milf fantasy come true

Watched on Thursday February 20, 2025.

SZA’s pop icon to comedian pipeline did not have me Snooze-ing

The only atomic energy detected was the level 9.9 motherquake on the cvntometer scale from Anya Taylor-Joy

What happens when a dog combines with their owner for a t slay

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The Adamantium namedrop had me turning red

Jack Quaid reheated his dad’s nachos from The Substance  

Watched on Monday February 3, 2025.

Manifesting my fan casting for Anya Taylor-Joy to be the new Buffy

If I had a nickel for every bad Dark Phoenix adpatation, I’d have 2 nickels - which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice

To me my X-men fans - Mojoworld was mentioned!

Oh my god Logan, my Shayla 

The Sweet Dreams sequence literally saved lives

Confirmed! Deadpool is an Adventure Time fan

This should’ve been called Three Nights at Feratu’s 

Thank you Kitty Pryde for choosing to put Wolverine in that bedroom 

Mid plot? Who cares, I was too busy thirsting for Hugh Jackman with a katana

Peace is never an option to those who hate on Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique

I’m holding space for when Troye Sivan takes over as Wolverine some day

Jean burning Logan’s shirt off will let me excuse this movie for being bad

‘Bye Bye Bye’ by *NSYNC will follow Logan till he’s 90

If I had to choose between Oz and Kansas, I would be clicking my red heels to stay away from that red state

She has converted me to be a proud member of the Big Bang Gang 🙂‍↕️

Amy Adams here did for mothers what Barbie did for girls/women

I can’t wait to see the freaky dreams of teenage Riley that my dream directors make

Everyone needs to keep an eye out for Selener because she’s coming for those awards

If my p***y wasn’t green from the first watch, it sure is now

Please Please Please can Sabrina slide down my chimney to add me to her naughty list

1. Sinners
2. Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning
3. Mickey 17
4. Thunderbolts*
5. Final Destination Bloodlines
6. Companion
7. One of Them Days
8. Dog Man
9. The Monkey
10. Drop

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1. Mission: Impossible – Fallout
2. Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning
3. Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation
4. Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning
5. Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
6. Mission: Impossible III
7. Mission: Impossible
8. Mission: Impossible II

Every movie which was released in 2024, ranked from my favorite to least favorite

1. The Substance
2. Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
3. Dune: Part Two
4. Challengers
5. Deadpool & Wolverine
6. Wicked
7. Nosferatu
8. Alien: Romulus
9. The First Omen
10. Smile 2

...plus 60 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Alien
• The Batman
• Dune
• Scream
• Aliens
• Black Swan
• Coraline
• Star Wars
• Mission: Impossible – Fallout
• Barbie

...plus 20 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

All the X-Men (and Deadpool) movies ranked from my favorite to least favorite

1. X2
2. X-Men: Days of Future Past
3. Logan
4. Deadpool 2
5. X-Men: First Class
6. Deadpool
7. X-Men
8. The Wolverine
9. X-Men: The Last Stand
10. The New Mutants

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• Hellraiser
• The Bad Guys: Haunted Heist
• Strange Darling
• It's What's Inside
• Terrifier
• Velma: This Halloween Needs To Be More Special!
• Ring
• The Substance
• Smile 2
• Terrifier 2

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

My Top 10 favourite movies from 2023 ranked

1. Barbie
2. Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning
3. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
4. John Wick: Chapter 4
5. Bottoms
6. Oppenheimer
7. Saltburn
8. M3GAN
9. The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes
10. Evil Dead Rise

• No One Will Save You
• Alien
• Aliens
• Totally Killer
• Alien³
• Alien Resurrection
• The Fall of the House of Usher
• Prometheus
• Scary Movie 4
• Alien: Covenant

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.