jules Patron

Favorite films

  • Babylon
  • Les Misérables
  • The Woman King
  • Infernal Affairs

All
  • 2046

    ★★★★½

  • The Birdcage

    ★★★★

  • Monte Carlo

    ★★★★

  • Small Things Like These

    ★★★

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Les Misérables

1935

3

An In-Depth Guide to Les Mis Adaptations

There is a worse adaptation of les mis than 1998! (And a worse movie adaption of a book than Percy Jackson!) 

**spoilers for a 160 year old novel**

This movie is practically conservative most probably owing to the Hays Code- the title sequence has a bastardised Hugo quote, the revolutionaries are notably ‘not revolutionaries sir politics is not our business’ and ‘are in favour of a more strict control of crime than now…

Barbie

2023

★★★½ Liked 1

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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2046

2004

★★★★½ Watched

Tony Leung is the worst kisser ever in christmas situationship induced pulp sci-fi mind palace movie all memories are moist alright

The Birdcage

1996

★★★★ Liked Watched

if I didn't know better I would've spent the credits waiting in vain for an end credit scene with a policy change from senator keeley and proper apology from val

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Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses

2006

★★★★ Liked Added

The way this film romanticised ballet should be illegal

Pop Star Academy: KATSEYE

2024

Rewatched

Parasocially fulfilling my desire to go to a girls summer camp where everyone is experiencing the same traumas that's ultimately life affirming or ruining but either way coming out fundamentally changed