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Watched on Saturday May 24, 2025.

pre-gaming for Saw: The Musical

mind you this is tim curry’s DEBUT

Watched on Thursday May 22, 2025.

whatever ass movie sorry to say

absolute hellish nightmare. don’t think i’ve seen anything quite like it.

i hope young horror filmmakers will look at this in a world filled with AI slop and feel inspired by phil tippett’s dedication to the craft

this movie is awesomeeee so bloody so DISGUSTING women rule

definitely unique, love that it’s all about synths and has a crazy cool synth score. however pretty boring and relies too much on its 80s visuals to keep you engaged rather than creating an actually interesting story

actuallyyy i’m thinking there’s something wrong with both of them

FUCK all your criticism i love this movie. and love that zoe kazan wrote it

i have nothing appropriate to say

steve buscemi we have to talk

twee is a disease

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love the part where leland palmer gets blown up

killer hair extensions??? okay yeah this is awesome

absolutely gross and made me feel very icky, one of the most unique horror stories i’ve seen in a second

although less horror and more dark fantasy almost? mixed with bits of comedy, at times really reminded me of the surreal film alice (1988) as many of the hair moments had a stop motion quality to its growth. special effects were pretty whatever but i think it balances out with gross factor of hair growing from places it shouldn’t and killing people

why are we in space and why is adam scott here

takes the paranormal haunted house story in a completely unexpected direction, also maybe the first time i’ve ever seen google maps used as cursed media

not to be that person but it’s kinda giving hereditary… (lol) not just in the obvious subject matter but i think a lot of the looming and eerie scenes we get of the house, the long stares into black door frames, and the framing of the (always effective, never cheap) jump scares scream ari aster to me

genuinely spooked by this one in the way i am with lake mungo, not very polished but knows how to create the ultimate sense of dread

this movie is cursed and i’m going to be thinking about it for a very long time

executive producer is mark cuban?? lol

i loved the rural gas station setting and the gross body mutilations but the use of shaky cam was… a choice

1. best band ever to exist
2. my artwork was featured in this and nobody told me
3. i had tickets to see the slanted! enchanted! musical and i did not go because i was having the worst week of my life that not even pavement could fix, but now i am regretting it

sooo uncomfortable and also i need her home

putting up a “no soliciting” sign immediately

the bone marrow trap is actually top 5 saw traps you guys don’t understand

tears were shed

sickkkk loved the vampires

gotta hand it to em for blending two things i never thought i’d see together— michael myers and the internet

dennis paoli intro!

the way she flushed that fetus like it was a goldfish

imitate a cat puking

pinhead at the club is insane

watching this after The Shrouds is verrrry interesting

no hole. 3 stars

thank you lola for teaching me to be unapologetically me

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the last shot with the zombies walking through nyc… that’s what i look like on the way to work. awesome synth score & crazy zombie vs. shark fight scene

THE SPIDER SCENE??? oh my godddd i’m in shambles

need to watch all of Fulci’s movies now

LOL so it’s bad but it’s actually AMAZING OK

this is like if Videodrome and Existenz had a baby that also happened to have punk Beetlejuice

at times the score reminded me of Twin Peaks…. also I never thought I’d say “I need that teenage boy’s room” but here we are

invented the “ending explained” google search

this surprised me, took a second to pick up and click for me but i love how much they clearly just want to kiss

james spader is so good at playing a lil freak

Watched on Monday March 31, 2025.

took 80 minutes to get there but once we did wowee zowee

this was a perfect chaser after rewatching The Substance

my mom, a nurse, watching this saying “good thing she used an alcohol wipe before injecting The Substance, because why not”

my dad: “this is giving Severance vibes”

Watched on Saturday March 22, 2025.

Watched on Friday March 21, 2025.

fuck you lars von trier

lisa is definitely making the top 5 worst villains of all time list

experienced a “q&a” with tommy before the screening, where someone asked him what his favorite podcast was and his response was “don’t care, next question” which also sums up how i feel about podcasts

robert we are getting you that oscar nom

Watched on Thursday March 6, 2025.

Watched on Thursday March 6, 2025.

Watched on Thursday March 6, 2025.

this not being nominated for best cinematography is a disgrace

unpopular opinion i guess but i didn’t love this… the pacing was weird and the story felt underdeveloped which made emotional moments fall flat. i just felt like the story carried in a very clunky way idk i’m sorry!! that being said very cool that most of the cast is made up of formerly incarcerated men playing themselves

i <3 physical media…

• Squirm
• False Face
• Desperately Seeking Susan
• Something Wild
• Creepshow
• Halloween
• The Thing
• As Above, So Below
• Blade
• Blade II

...plus 133 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Titane
2. Climax
3. Raw
4. Enter the Void
5. Revenge
6. Inside
7. Martyrs
8. High Tension
9. Trouble Every Day
10. I Stand Alone

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Final Destination 3
2. Final Destination 5
3. Final Destination 2
4. Final Destination
5. The Final Destination

1. The Substance
2. Nosferatu
3. The First Omen
4. Perfect Days
5. Anora
6. Problemista
7. A Real Pain
8. I Saw the TV Glow
9. MadS
10. The Brutalist

...plus 21 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Poor Things
2. The Holdovers
3. May December
4. Sick of Myself
5. Past Lives
6. Saltburn
7. Barbie
8. Evil Dead Rise
9. Oppenheimer
10. The Iron Claw

...plus 21 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

what i actually watched this month

• Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum
• V/H/S
• Pulse
• A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge
• Saint Maud
• As Above, So Below
• Blade
• Daddy's Head
• The Fly
• An American Werewolf in London

...plus 19 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Ju-on: The Grudge
• The Host
• Frankenhooker
• Hellbound: Hellraiser II
• Braindead
• Nosferatu
• Nosferatu the Vampyre
• Re-Animator
• Mad God
• An American Werewolf in London

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Saw
2. Saw III
3. Saw II
4. Saw X
5. Saw VI
6. Saw IV
7. Saw V
8. Jigsaw
9. Saw 3D

1. Suspiria
2. Opera
3. Tenebre
4. Deep Red
5. Phenomena
6. Inferno
7. The Cat o' Nine Tails
8. Trauma

• Annihilation
• Titane
• The Thing
• Possessor
• Shivers
• Teeth
• Possession
• Excision
• Raw
• Inside

...plus 3 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

just ones i haven’t seen yet

• Desperately Seeking Susan
• Fade to Black
• The Hunger
• Times Square
• A Band Called Death
• The Blank Generation
• Burst City
• Suburbia
• The Decline of Western Civilization
• Rude Boy

...plus 8 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Speak No Evil
• Pearl
• Bones and All
• Crimes of the Future
• The Menu
• Resurrection
• Happening
• Watcher
• Fresh
• Triangle of Sadness

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.