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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find my previous review on this movie, as I will never write anything better for the rest of my days.

Said it before, I'll say it again. That opera scene alone is worth a couple of stars.

God this guy sure can run
But that's he can really do in this one.

This movie has achieved the status of "movie I can turn on in the background and have a great time". Well done movie!

This feels like a bet between Tony and Ridley Scott in which the latter schooled his brother at his own game.

Love a movie that just hits the ground running and never let's up

Took some friends this time and made them cry. Success!

DAMMIT MOVIE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE THAT I WOULD SAY PEOPLE SHOULD WATCH INSTEAD OF TERRIFIER

PICK A LANE, MOVIE!!! This thing goes back and forth between thriller and Road Runner cartoon, and its as rough as it sounds

Excruciating. And sometimes for the worse!

Sometimes, you gotta end a night with some friends and a 61 minute runtime

Oh my god I could actually tell what was happening during an action sequence! And I laughed too! And I felt emotions!

This will

Well this thing got reeeeeaaalll relevant in the past year didn't it?

That last hour is perfection...but the first half guys, come on

Best served warm with a group of friends

Wait...I don't think that came out right...
Eh, I'm sure they'll fix it with some quality ADR, right?

Didn't expect this to hold up THAT well!

It's become a sick comfort movie for me

This review may contain spoilers.

I felt my body levitating out of my seat whenever the score would switch over to it's megadeath movements.

A top tier theater experience for sure.

The longer I sit on this, the funnier it gets

One of those where you just sit back and let out one of the longest sighs that you ever did sigh

If you take out a solid half hour of the boring romance subplot, you got yourself one helluva movie!

This movie just...happens? Like, no movie elements whatsoever, it just is.

What happens when evil comes to town?
You get a good movie of course

Somehow, they took a high concept and made it the cinematic equivalent of tap water

Monthly Double Feature With My Uncle
Welp. Time to start telling everyone at work to watch this.

One of my students yelled "MID" as soon as the credits rolled, and I will never jump my desk with the same speed again

Good for her?

God dammit I'm developing a dad taste in movies. If I ever say "people should give A Working Man a chance" just put me out of my misery.

Jared Hess is a man of the children.

Have we forgotten our love of Nacho Libre while our parents rolled their eyes and claimed that film was stupid?
Have we no shame as we bash on this flick while the kids around us are grinning and cheering?
What have we become?

The whole theater of kids yelled chicken jockey in perfect unison. We've found the next Rocky Horror.

Keep on living kid. Keep on living.

WHEELHOUSE, BABY!

These are some serious life goals

Alright Jake, let's remake it.

I think better when I drink

Seriously, I would've taken 20 of these movies

Snipes having the time of his life brings any flick up another level. Some nice little thematic motifs here that make me wanna check out Peebles other work

A true guilty pleasure that hopefully will have a better take this summer

I mean...yeah there was?

Just some light research...a true comfort flick.

Buns. I thought this would be fun.

An epic in every sense of the word

WHY COULDN'T WE JUST HAVE FUN AND BE OPTIMISTIC WITH THIS?!
(i mean, yeah, i get why, this thing is as dull as a sledgehammer and packs the same whallop as one but)
SERIOUSLY I WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL IM CRYING MYSELF TO SLEEP

I have discovered the greatest feeling in the world. And it is watching a bunch of 6th graders fall absolutely silent and their eyes go wide during the T-Rex scene.

Like Room 237, but instead of zany conspiracy theories, they all make a claim that, yeah...makes sense?

No wait, like, it's illegal for this to be THAT good right?
A wonderful mishmash of my kind of style that makes me not care about the substance I guess. Well played movie. Well played.

This whole movie is my least favorite comedy trope for 90 minutes

First it's like woah, then it's like aw man, then it's suddenly like WOAH

Didn't expect there to be that many war crimes in this thing but hey, can ya blame em?

No wait, this thing is actually trying to say something and we should hear it out

They don't/won't make em like this anymore.
And that's a damn shame folks.

Go it if ya can though.

Guess Whodunnit At Dinner?

Now THIS is something that's gonna be a blast to reccomend to others in the future.

Is it a bit muddled? Sure. Am I defending this thing just because of who made it so I don't really want to be harsh on it? Maybe. Did I have a good time? You betcha.

"I'm tired of feeling guilty. It's OK for me to be happy."

If I ever end up making some flicks, I'd love to be brought up as the guy who had all of those secret hits and had one serious streak if you look at his filmography before he just disappeared and made a few episodes of Law and Order.
This movie belongs in your spooky season lineup with Christine, The Fog and Pumpkinhead. That's the vibe.

Listen... we all have that watchlist that basically has every movie ever created on it, and that's ok! This is just a constantly updating list that will force me to knock out these watches on a more consistent basis.

• A Ghost Story
• tick, tick... BOOM!
• Capturing the Friedmans
• Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
• Backdraft
• Cecil B. Demented
• The Offence
• The Elephant Man
• Censor
• The Wrestler

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Movies I watched since they were reccomended to me from The Big Picture community

• Before Sunrise
• Atlantics
• The Cremator
• Selma
• Crimson Tide
• Constantine
• Close
• The Master
• The Revenant
• Thelma & Louise

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Every month my Uncle gives me two flicks to watch.
They may have the same director, same themes, same actors, or maybe just a vibe to match the season.
This is what I finally watched because of my Uncle

• The Duellists
• Barry Lyndon
• Grosse Pointe Blank
• High Fidelity
• True Romance
• Natural Born Killers
• Chef
• Paddington 2
• Upgrade
• Dredd

...plus 64 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

A box of 50 mystery DVD's and Blurays were purchased at 2nd & Charles, in which 3 people split the findings evenly by means of a draft. This is my haul.

• Any Given Sunday
• The Rules of Attraction
• The Pacific
• The Natural
• Little Miss Sunshine
• Barton Fink
• A.I. Artificial Intelligence
• Guardians of the Galaxy
• The Birdcage
• Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

...plus 16 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Seven Samurai
• The Lady Vanishes
• The Seventh Seal
• The Silence of the Lambs
• Samurai I: Musashi Miyamoto
• Samurai II: Duel at Ichijoji Temple
• Samurai III: Duel at Ganryu Island
• High and Low
• Andrei Rublev
• Tokyo Drifter

...plus 121 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

The title says it all man

• Challengers
• Dune: Part Two
• Civil War
• A Real Pain
• The Wild Robot
• Lisa Frankenstein
• Dìdi (弟弟)
• Drive-Away Dolls
• Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
• Monkey Man

...plus 17 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

IT'S THE MOST, SPOOKIFUL TIIIIIIIIME OF THE YEEEEEEAAAR

• Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
• Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
• Scream
• Scream 2
• The Blob
• Coraline
• Jennifer's Body
• Lisa Frankenstein
• An American Werewolf in London
• Night of the Comet

...plus 17 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

The man, the myth, the legend has made quite a few movies. Many more than you think. And I'm gonna watch all of them.

1. Jurassic Park
2. Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. Jaws
4. Schindler's List
5. Saving Private Ryan
6. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
7. The Adventures of Tintin
8. West Side Story
9. The Fabelmans
10. Catch Me If You Can

...plus 31 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Standing in the center of a mall parking lot on a sweltering day in July, my friends and I engaged in a snake draft like no other. The store Second & Charles sells a box of 50 dvds/blurays for $30. The catch is, you have no idea what you're getting. We bought 4 boxes in total to the amusement of the cashier. Here is the content that I was able to draft. Damn you Jeff for taking that bluray of Catch Me If You Can

Not in the list below because they aren't listed on Letterboxd:
Entourage Season 2
Nascar Winston Cup 2003
ESPN Ultimate Nascar 100 defining moments vol. 3+4
24 - Seasons 4,5,6
Shameless season 3
Boston Legal Season 2
Big Bang Theory Season 8
Game of Thrones Season 1
South Park Season 1
Always Sunny In Philadelphia Seasons 1+2
Boy Meets World Seasons 1+2

• Casino Royale
• The Replacements
• The Transporter
• A Lot Like Love
• Captain America: The First Avenger
• Friday Night Lights
• Let's Be Cops
• Takers
• My Sister's Keeper
• Hulk

...plus 78 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

All of the films I've seen released in 2023 ranked

1. The Holdovers
2. Perfect Days
3. Asteroid City
4. Poor Things
5. Killers of the Flower Moon
6. The Taste of Things
7. The Boy and the Heron
8. Oppenheimer
9. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
10. Barbie

...plus 31 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Let's face it, we were spoiled at the movies last year. Are these ten flicks the best? Ehhhhhhhhh...but from what I've seen they're definitely in the upper echelon!

1. The Holdovers
2. Killers of the Flower Moon
3. Poor Things
4. Oppenheimer
5. Barbie

1. Zodiac
2. Fight Club
3. The Social Network
4. Se7en
5. Gone Girl
6. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
7. The Killer
8. The Game
9. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
10. Panic Room

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Everybody its that beautiful time of year again where the leaves turn orange and we choose to scare ourselves for sport.
A wonderful mix of my personal favorites and some new watchlist write offs, this is Spooky Season 2023

• Trick 'r Treat
• Suspiria
• Get Out
• The Exorcist
• The Rocky Horror Picture Show
• Train to Busan
• An American Werewolf in London
• Pearl
• The Host
• [REC]

...plus 15 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

A ranking of the films I saw that were released in 2022

1. Everything Everywhere All at Once
2. Nope
3. Glass Onion
4. Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
5. The Menu
6. The Fabelmans
7. Avatar: The Way of Water
8. Jackass Forever
9. Top Gun: Maverick
10. This Place Rules

...plus 24 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Yes I did this in 2021 but I never made a list. So this year I'm making it count!
There's a nice mix of new watches and rewatches, see if you can figure out which is which.

• The Happening
• What We Do in the Shadows
• The Witch
• Smile
• Near Dark
• The Autopsy of Jane Doe
• Pumpkinhead
• In the Mouth of Madness
• Overlord
• Host

...plus 22 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Inglourious Basterds
2. Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood
3. Pulp Fiction
4. Reservoir Dogs
5. Kill Bill: Vol. 1
6. Death Proof
7. Jackie Brown
8. Kill Bill: Vol. 2
9. The Hateful Eight
10. Django Unchained

...plus 3 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Title says it all man

1. West Side Story
2. Dune
3. Licorice Pizza
4. The Power of the Dog
5. CODA
6. Belfast
7. Don't Look Up

All the movies I saw that had a wide release in 2021...RANKED!!!

1. The French Dispatch
2. West Side Story
3. Dune
4. Spider-Man: No Way Home
5. Malignant
6. Licorice Pizza
7. The Power of the Dog
8. No Time to Die
9. A Quiet Place Part II
10. CODA

...plus 12 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.