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If I'm So Much Better Than This Why Do I Have a Boner Right Now? (Movies That Gave Me More Joy Than My Star Rating Indicates)

What the fuck is a movie anyway?

Sorted in order of gloriousness. Mild joys at the bottom, overwhelming joy at the top.

The Cat

1.1992

★★★★★

Child of Peach

2.1987

★★★★★

Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky

3.1991

★★★★½

The Living Dead Girl

4.1982

★★★★½

Blonde Death

5.1984

★★★★½

The Black Cat

6.1989

★★★★½

The Visitor

7.1979

★★★★

Creatures from the Abyss

8.1994

★★★★

Tough Guys Don't Dance

9.1987

★★★★

Surf Nazis Must Die

10.1987

★★★★

The Seventh Curse

11.1986

★★★★

Frankenhooker

12.1990

★★★★

Future Hunters

13.1986

★★★★

Blue Seduction

14.2009

★★★★

See You in Hell, My Darling

15.1999

★★★★

Righting Wrongs

16.1986

★★★★

Brain Damage

17.1988

★★★★

Tenement

18.1985

★★★★

Island of Death

19.1976

★★★★

Alone in the Dark

20.1982

★★★★

U.S. Seals II: The Ultimate Force

21.2001

★★★★

Alien Beasts

22.1991

★★★★

Manos: The Hands of Fate

23.1966

★★★★

Shatter Dead

24.1994

★★★½

The Plumber

25.1979

★★★½

Ferat Vampire

26.1982

★★★½

Hollywood Boulevard

27.1976

★★★½

The Black Cat

28.1981

★★★½

Pulgasari

29.1985

★★★½

Dolemite

30.1975

★★★½

Devil Times Five

31.1974

★★★½

Julie Darling

32.1983

★★★½

Vice Squad

33.1982

★★★½

Psychomania

34.1973

★★★½

Dance Macabre

35.1986

★★★½

The Happenings

36.1980

★★★½

Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell

37.1995

★★★½

Kung Fu Zombie

38.1981

★★★½

PG: Psycho Goreman

39.2020

★★★½

I Accuse

40.2003

★★★½

Kamillions

41.1990

★★★½

Dangerous Men

42.2005

★★★½

Christmas Evil

43.1980

★★★½

Mooch Goes to Hollywood

44.1971

★★★

Super Fuzz

45.1980

★★★½

Burnt Offerings

46.1976

★★★

Heat

47.1986

★★★

Death Trip

48.2021

★★★

Street Trash

49.1987

★★★

Shadow of the Dragon

50.1992

★★★

Flight to Fury

51.1964

★★★

Florida Man

52.2022

★★★

Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare

53.1987

★★½

The Green Slime

54.1968

★★½

The Night of a Thousand Cats

55.1972

★★