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If I'm So Much Better Than This Why Do I Have a Boner Right Now? (Movies That Gave Me More Joy Than My Star Rating Indicates)

What the fuck is a movie anyway?

Sorted in order of gloriousness. Mild joys at the bottom, overwhelming joy at the top.

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  • The Cat

    1

  • Child of Peach

    2

  • Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky

    3

  • The Living Dead Girl

    4

  • Blonde Death

    5

  • The Black Cat

    6

  • The Visitor

    7

  • Creatures from the Abyss

    8

  • Tough Guys Don't Dance

    9

  • Surf Nazis Must Die

    10

  • The Seventh Curse

    11

  • Frankenhooker

    12

  • Future Hunters

    13

  • Blue Seduction

    14

  • See You in Hell, My Darling

    15

  • Righting Wrongs

    16

  • Brain Damage

    17

  • Tenement

    18

  • Island of Death

    19

  • Alone in the Dark

    20

  • U.S. Seals II: The Ultimate Force

    21

  • Alien Beasts

    22

  • Manos: The Hands of Fate

    23

  • Shatter Dead

    24

  • The Plumber

    25

  • Ferat Vampire

    26

  • Hollywood Boulevard

    27

  • The Black Cat

    28

  • Pulgasari

    29

  • Dolemite

    30

  • Devil Times Five

    31

  • Julie Darling

    32

  • Vice Squad

    33

  • Psychomania

    34

  • Dance Macabre

    35

  • The Happenings

    36

  • Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell

    37

  • Kung Fu Zombie

    38

  • PG: Psycho Goreman

    39

  • I Accuse

    40

  • Kamillions

    41

  • Dangerous Men

    42

  • Christmas Evil

    43

  • Mooch Goes to Hollywood

    44

  • Super Fuzz

    45

  • Burnt Offerings

    46

  • Heat

    47

  • Death Trip

    48

  • Street Trash

    49

  • Shadow of the Dragon

    50

  • Flight to Fury

    51

  • Florida Man

    52

  • Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare

    53

  • The Green Slime

    54

  • The Night of a Thousand Cats

    55