"No one re the details"

I should begin this one with not one but two apologies. If you know me, you likely know just how much I LOVE Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II, the single greatest Elm Street ripoff/latter seen franchise sequel no one talks about, the movie is a definitional masterpiece. I'm not/I wasnt the biggest fan of the original Prom Night, which is a by the numbers slasher. It has a decent "twist" you'll definitely see coming,…

"Why did you say that name?"

Well, here I am...

My original rant/review for BVS is lost to the ether, so on the precipice of James Gunn's Superman (a movie I'm NOT looking forward to at all), I figured, no time like the present.

Hindsight proved my dire predictions for the then Synder-verse and it's "narrative" correct and what remains is a confused miserable legacy of a a creator sabotaged cinematic universe that could have gone toe to toe with…

“Winners are just losers who win” 

It’s the movie about men pretending to be female athletes to cheat at sports. Is that it? Is that the whole joke/ movie? No, not even close 

Jeremy Boreing, a newspaper man turned razor salesman turned big time Hollywood producer, director, and… actor delivers a product that is so much more competent than it ever had any hope of being. There are actual camera techniques, dollies, blocking, and even establishing shots. Sure, there’s some…

I loved the first 8 minutes of this movie. The rest... are nine tonally different segmented parts that can best be described as "PG Planet Hulk meets What we Do in the Shadows as parodied by Sesame Street and packaged for five year olds."

I knew to expect Planet Hulk going in. It was shame knowing that my favorite Avenger and one of my favorite Marvel characters would be side-lined in his own movie, and for a ripoff of a…