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Watched on Monday May 26, 2025.

Worth the hype, Tim Robinson delivers the words “oh fuck!” like none other. I thought the first half was a bit stronger than the back half, but still had a great time despite one guy in my theatre who laughed like a dying bird for the entire thing. Will be seeing again forsure .

Watched on Thursday May 22, 2025.

Watched again the next night. Banger.

Really good looking men in this movie. Love the commitment to completely duping the audience into thinking any of this would work.   

It’s just about cool bros taking down a bad bro.

Dudes rock

Cinema of cool

Fantastic! Really pleasantly surprised by this, it was an absolute blast. Incredible opening sequence and all the kills were a blast. I didn’t expect to care so much about the main cast, but I found them incredibly likeable and I truly cared about them all. 
A great time at the movies!

Watched on Tuesday May 13, 2025.

Very goofy but the practical effects are absolutely incredible. Some shots genuinely got under my skin. If this was the movie anyone watched with their mom this Mother’s Day, let me know and we’ll start a group chat.

Watched on Wednesday May 7, 2025.

Watched on Thursday May 8, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday May 7, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday May 7, 2025.

grief is messy and impossible to articulate.

Good movie

(LD Voice)
"pretty, pretty, pretty... weird."

(Josh's voice)
"very very very.... weird. I did tear up tho"

Watched on Thursday April 24, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday April 23, 2025.

It’s about damn time we had a real ass movie kill it at the box office. 
Let me here you say LINDOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Watched on Sunday April 20, 2025.

Watched on Saturday April 19, 2025.

Did not see this in the cinema, instead watched an unrendered version which may have actually made it better. 
There are 2 sequences in this movie that were totally Army Of Darkness in a cool way and I genuinely really enjoyed that. I wanna make it clear, I was doing my best to not be a hater, so for those two scenes, I give those specifically a thumbs up, if the rest of the movie had the creativity and fun of those scenes it would have been something. 
Otherwise this was atrocious as something meant to be a movie. In a way its lack of care about standards like, any likeable characters, plot, good writing, makes it kinda intriguing from a punk rock standpoint. However the last 20 or so minutes really let it sink in that this is where we are now, THIS is the movie that gets young people out to the movie theater. And while I want that at large, it’s a bummer that this is what does it. 
Jason Mamoa is like a fever dream, not in a bad or good way, he was just so oddly depicted, and I couldn’t help but wonder what the hell the intention was. Also the plotline with the brother and sister seemed to be cut down to the very bone. Neither of them had any weight as characters, the brother character was obnoxious and the sister disappears for like the middle hour of the movie. Also idk how Danielle Brooks’s character still gets made these days , in my opinion it’s in very poor taste.

Also Jack Black is dead to me. After he separated from his best friend of decades because of a political comment, and done the exact same thing in every movie with his cringe as hell inflections on every fucking line, it’s wildly clear that he sold his soul long ago. 

Nate and I are probably the only people to watch this before going to a screening of Mulholland Drive.

Ed: Do you own a video camera?

Renee Madison: No. Fred hates them.

Fred Madison: I like to things my own way.

Ed: What do you mean by that?

Fred Madison: How I ed them. Not necessarily the way they happened. 

Post ‘Annihilation’ Alex Garland’s filmography has been… something.
Civil War was a whole bunch of bark with no bite for me and while this is a much different ballgame, I arrived at the same question:

Who is this for?

Watched on Sunday April 13, 2025.

Watched on Sunday April 13, 2025.

Watched on Saturday April 12, 2025.

All time classic unlocked. 

(I promise I’ll stop logging only 5 star pictures soon)

An absolute treat to get to see this on the big screen. 
I’m so late to the party here I feel silly saying anything at all but I wanna chronicle my thoughts, that are to be ever lingering as I think on this masterwork.

I couldn’t help but associate every decision and act with Kyle’s face the first moment he saw his father in the hospital. This immediately struck a chord and all of his choices going forward make a lot of sense as the response from a child who’s just seen their father in the most venerable position for the first time. It inspires a desperate search for something else. Once other elements of mommy and daddy issues reared their head more literally, it became  more clear how important that first scene is. And the line later on “ just some fatherly advice “ right after the first cut back to his father, was devastating. 

Dennis Hopper . Dennis Hopper. Dennis Hopper.
He’s got so much gravitas as a performer, seeing him not only fully commit to the bit, but also understand the assignment perfectly was dazzling to watch. Despite his character on paper being the most despicable person you can imagine, I was completely out of breath whenever he was on screen. 

And everyone was a knockout performance wise. Knowing the long relationship Lynch went on to have with “Kale” and “Tidbit” adds a very sincere and loving layer to this already incredibly emotional film.

Lastly, as a born and bred Milwaukee fella, Dennis Hopper’s PBR line was absolute gold.

In the wake of Val Kilmer ing away I’ve been lucky to be flooded with clips and ages reflecting and celebrating him all over online. I hadn’t heard of this before then and I can’t believe this never came across my desk because this is so my kind of comedy. The JPM (jokes per minute) here are rivaled only by the greatest comedies of all time. I genuinely couldn’t keep up with every bit and I can’t wait to watch it again. All the songs slapped in a Spinal Tap way where they are laugh out loud funny but also something incredibly listenable. The “Anal Intruder” bit made me a giggly mess for the next 10 minutes. Love to Val Kilmer, an absolute magnet in every way, not only is he one of the most handsome men to ever grace our screens, but he absolutely nails every single bit they threw at him in his first lead roll. 

Long story short, they don’t make em like this anymore.

Watched on Friday April 4, 2025.

Best Midwest movie ever?

No notes, so much incredible detail in every landscape and persona.

Lightning in a sun drenched bottle that’s been sitting out for a few days too long. 

Long live uncle Rico

Watched on Saturday March 29, 2025.

Watched on Friday March 28, 2025.

Watched on Friday March 28, 2025.

Watched on Thursday March 27, 2025.

Watched on Monday March 24, 2025.

I couldn’t even begin to tell you about what happened in this movie. A vapid, incomprehensible mess that really makes 2 hours feel much longer. It was fun to clown on this for sure but man the movie really wore me out after a while.

One of the worst things I’ve seen in a while.

Could definitely see this going up with some time, but it was definitely another slick sexy ride from Soderbergh.

Watched on Friday March 14, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday March 12, 2025.

The opening scene and a few of the kills were genuinely horrifying, unfortunately the rest of this gets pretty repetitive and manages to feel long despite its short runtime. Still not a bad time though, and those scenes that did hit, really hit hard.

Watched on Monday March 10, 2025.

Watched on Thursday March 6, 2025.

Classic Beckman right here

I’ve found this guy generally pretty annoying from what I’ve seen, but this made me chuckle a few times and was surprisingly sweet in a genuine way I wasn’t expecting.

Watched on Friday February 28, 2025.

I didn't know what I was in for with this one... sheeesh.

Watched on Wednesday February 26, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday February 25, 2025.

and away we go

• Presence
• Sinners
• Final Destination Bloodlines
• Friendship
• Black Bag
• Companion
• Opus
• Flight Risk
• The Alto Knights

• Crash
• A History of Violence
• Crimes of the Future
• The Fly
• The Shrouds
• eXistenZ
• The Brood

• Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
• The Empire Strikes Back
• Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
• Star Wars
• Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
• Star Wars: The Last Jedi
• Return of the Jedi
• Star Wars: The Force Awakens
• Solo: A Star Wars Story
• Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Annihilation
• Ex Machina
• Men
• Civil War
• Warfare

• Scream
• A Nightmare on Elm Street
• New Nightmare
• Scream 3
• Scream 2
• Scream 4
• The People Under the Stairs

1. Juror #2
2. Megalopolis
3. Hit Man
4. Trap
5. Conclave
6. Dune: Part Two
7. Rap World
8. I Saw the TV Glow
9. Terrifier 3
10. Oddity

...plus 35 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Eaten Alive
• The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
• Lifeforce
• The Mangler
• Poltergeist
• Djinn
• Mortuary
• Crocodile
• Dance of the Dead

• A Nightmare on Elm Street
• New Nightmare
• A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
• Freddy vs. Jason
• A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
• A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge
• A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child
• Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
• A Nightmare on Elm Street

Starting very early (as usual)
Also not ranked, just in order of watch

• Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
• Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
• Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
• Something in the Water
• Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
• Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
• Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
• Jason X
• V/H/S/2
• Ghostwatch

...plus 33 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• The Bridges of Madison County
• White Hunter, Black Heart
• Unforgiven
• Juror #2
• The Mule
• The 15:17 to Paris
• Gran Torino
• American Sniper
• Mystic River

• Before Sunset
• Dazed and Confused
• Before Sunrise
• Before Midnight
• School of Rock
• A Scanner Darkly
• Hit Man
• Waking Life
• Apollo 10½: A Space Age Childhood
• Everybody Wants Some!!

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Freddy vs. Jason
2. Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
3. Friday the 13th
4. Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
5. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
6. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
7. Jason X
8. Friday the 13th Part 2
9. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
10. Friday the 13th

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• The Mutilator
• Ghost Story
• Twilight Zone: The Movie
• Saturday the 14th
• The Beyond
• Society
• The Keep
• Slugs
• The Mangler
• Maniac

• V/H/S
• V/H/S/2
• V/H/S/94
• V/H/S/Beyond
• V/H/S/85

• Rumble Fish
• Bram Stoker's Dracula
• The Godfather Part II
• The Godfather
• Apocalypse Now
• One from the Heart
• Twixt
• Megalopolis
• Youth Without Youth
• The Outsiders

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Spider-Man 2
2. The Evil Dead
3. Evil Dead II
4. Spider-Man
5. Army of Darkness
6. Spider-Man 3
7. Drag Me to Hell

For the record I don't think theres a single miss here.
Also it depends on the day of whether I like 1 or 2 better.
(and I know this is release order, but hey, that's how I feel)

1. The Evil Dead
2. Evil Dead II
3. Army of Darkness
4. Evil Dead
5. Evil Dead Rise

• Planet Terror
• Sin City
• The Faculty
• From Dusk Till Dawn
• Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
• Machete
• Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams
• Machete Kills
• Spy Kids
• Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• The Long Goodbye
• Short Cuts
• Dr. T & the Women
• California Split
• The Player
• Popeye
• Gosford Park

1. Body Double
2. Blow Out
3. Carlito's Way
4. Dressed to Kill
5. Femme Fatale
6. Carrie
7. Hi, Mom!
8. Snake Eyes
9. Raising Cain
10. Sisters

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Don’t get it twisted, I like all of these

• Signs
• The Village
• The Sixth Sense
• Old
• Knock at the Cabin
• Unbreakable
• The Visit
• The Happening
• Lady in the Water
• Trap

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• The Apartment
• Some Like It Hot
• Sunset Boulevard
• Double Indemnity
• The Lost Weekend
• The Seven Year Itch

1. Magnolia
2. Licorice Pizza
3. Punch-Drunk Love
4. The Master
5. Inherent Vice
6. Boogie Nights
7. Phantom Thread
8. There Will Be Blood
9. Hard Eight
10. Cigarettes & Coffee

• No Country for Old Men
• The Big Lebowski
• Raising Arizona
• O Brother, Where Art Thou?
• The Hudsucker Proxy
• Intolerable Cruelty
• Miller's Crossing
• Fargo
• Inside Llewyn Davis
• A Serious Man

...plus 5 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• 4:44 Last Day on Earth
• Welcome to New York
• King of New York
• Zeros and Ones
• China Girl
• New Rose Hotel
• The Funeral
• 'R Xmas
• Ms .45

1. Annie Hall
2. The Purple Rose of Cairo
3. Crimes and Misdemeanors
4. Wonder Wheel
5. Radio Days
6. Vicky Cristina Barcelona
7. Sleeper
8. Stardust Memories
9. Love and Death
10. Husbands and Wives

...plus 30 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Jade
• Bug
• Cruising
• Sorcerer
• Killer Joe
• The Exorcist

• The Holdovers
• Oppenheimer
• Killers of the Flower Moon
• Knock at the Cabin
• The Killer
• John Wick: Chapter 4
• Dick Tracy Special: Tracy Zooms In
• Evil Dead Rise
• Thanksgiving
• No Hard Feelings

...plus 23 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Heat
• Magnolia
• Before Sunset
• GoodFellas
• Rumble Fish
• Eyes Wide Shut
• Wet Hot American Summer
• Scream
• Being John Malkovich
• Fanny and Alexander

...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Zodiac
• The Social Network
• Gone Girl
• Se7en
• The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
• Fight Club
• Mank
• Alien³
• Panic Room

• Rifkin’s Festival
• A Rainy Day in New York
• The Two Jakes
• Twixt
• Jade
• BARDO, False Chronicle of a Handful of Truths
• Wolf

• Young Mr. Lincoln
• The Age of Innocence
• L'Argent
• Vivre Sa Vie
• Ali: Fear Eats the Soul
• Blue Velvet
• Broadcast News
• Le Cercle Rouge

In order of watch

• Mortuary
• A Nightmare on Elm Street
• Ghostwatch
• Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
• New Nightmare
• Bram Stoker's Dracula
• Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy
• Freddy vs. Jason
• Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
• Hell House LLC

...plus 24 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Halloween
2. Halloween II
3. Halloween Ends
4. Halloween III: Season of the Witch
5. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
6. Halloween II
7. Halloween
8. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
9. Halloween
10. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

...plus 3 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Paranormal Activity
• Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
• Paranormal Activity 3
• Paranormal Activity 4
• Paranormal Activity 2
• Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension

01/18 - Glass 7/10
01/20 - Fyre: The Greatest Party That Never Happened 7/10
02/03 - Velvet Buzzsaw 4/10
02/20 - The LEGO Movie 2 4/10
03/02 - Paddleton 7/10
03/08 - Captain Marvel 5/10
03/22 - Us 6/10
03/30 - The Beach Bum 7/10
04/06 - Shazam! 5/10
04/13 - Guava Island 7/10
04/25 - The Dirt 1/10
04/27 - Avengers: Endgame 6/10
05/05 - Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile 6/10
05/27 - John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum 7/10
06/13 - Rolling Thunder Revue 7/10
07/02 - Spiderman: Far From Home 7/10
07/03 - Midsommar 5/10
07/25 - Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood 9/10
07/29 - Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood 10/10
08/25 - Ready or Not 3/10
09/07 - It Chapter 2 3/10
09/20 - Hustlers 6/10
09/28 - Parasite 9/10
10/04 - Joker 7/10
10/13 - El Camino 6/10
10/20 - Swallow 5/10
10/23 - The Two Popes 4/10
10/25 - The Lighthouse 8/10
10/25 - Dolemite Is My Name 6/10
10/26 - The Laundromat 7/10
10/29 - Mickey And The Bear 7/10
10/31 - Marriage Story 9/10
11/17 - Ford V Ferrari 6/10
11/23 - The Irishman 8/10
11/29 - Knives Out 8/10
12/05 - Waves 7/10
12/07 - The Report 8/10
12/13 - The Death Of Dick Long 7/10
12/15 - 6 Underground 5/10
12/16 - Where’d You Go Bernadette? 5/10
12/24 - Uncut Gems 8/10

1. The Irishman
2. Marriage Story
3. The Beach Bum
4. Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood
5. Parasite
6. Knives Out
7. Uncut Gems
8. Little Women
9. The Report
10. The Death of Dick Long

...plus 35 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Oppenheimer
• Dunkirk
• Tenet
• Memento
• The Dark Knight
• The Dark Knight Rises
• Following
• Interstellar
• The Prestige
• Insomnia

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

In no order

• Heat
• Bram Stoker's Dracula
• Buffalo '66
• The Fabelmans
• Rumble Fish
• Eyes Wide Shut
• The Brown Bunny
• The Irishman
• Body Double
• Blow Out

...plus 58 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• My Darling Clementine
• L'Avventura
• Millennium Mambo
• The Brown Bunny
• F for Fake
• Distant Voices, Still Lives
• Vivre Sa Vie
• In a Lonely Place
• Young Mr. Lincoln
• The Fly

...plus 9 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Licorice Pizza
2. West Side Story
3. No Sudden Move
4. Old
5. The French Dispatch
6. Benedetta
7. Zeros and Ones
8. Dune
9. The Last Duel
10. Malignant

...plus 33 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Bram Stoker's Dracula
• Buffalo '66
• Rumble Fish
• Eyes Wide Shut
• Body Double
• Kicking and Screaming
• They Came Together
• Jade
• Miami Vice
• The Village

...plus 9 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Also just assume ever unseen Ben Affleck movie is in this list

• Plane
• A Man Called Otto
• The Way Back
• Coup de Chance

• Lolita
• Before Sunrise
• Coherence
• Donnie Darko
• Eyes Wide Shut
• GoodFellas
• Jade
• Magnolia
• Punch-Drunk Love
• Scream

...plus 11 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Fabelmans
2. Crimes of the Future
3. Deep Water
4. We're All Going to the World's Fair
5. Top Gun: Maverick
6. Avatar: The Way of Water
7. Kimi
8. RRR
9. Jackass Forever
10. Apollo 10½: A Space Age Childhood

...plus 28 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

I think these are all great, just for the record

• Avatar
• Titanic
• Avatar: The Way of Water
• True Lies
• Terminator 2: Judgment Day
• The Terminator
• The Abyss
• Aliens

• The Two Jakes
• Cop Land
• Jade
• BARDO, False Chronicle of a Handful of Truths
• Twixt
• The Brown Bunny
• Eyes Wide Shut
• Road House
• Gerry

• The Godfather Part II
• Boogie Nights
• Fanny and Alexander
• Barry Lyndon
• GoodFellas
• Heat
• Dazed and Confused
• Annie Hall
• They Came Together
• Stop Making Sense

1. The Godfather Part II
2. Annie Hall
3. The Godfather
4. The Apartment
5. The Silence of the Lambs
6. No Country for Old Men
7. Unforgiven
8. Parasite
9. Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
10. The Departed

...plus 16 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• GoodFellas
• Taxi Driver
• After Hours
• The Wolf of Wall Street
• The Irishman
• Shutter Island
• Raging Bull
• The Departed
• Italianamerican
• The King of Comedy

...plus 8 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Barry Lyndon
• Eyes Wide Shut
• 2001: A Space Odyssey
• A Clockwork Orange
• The Shining
• Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• The Killing
• Full Metal Jacket