This might sound like hyperbole, but it's not. This is literally the most boring movie I have ever seen in my life. I would rather be fisted in the anus by an elephant while performing annilingus on a gorilla with amoebic dysentery than watch this again. This movie is so boring, it makes Lisa and the Devil look like Singin' in the Rain.
Relentless, suspenseful, unflinchingly brutal, and intense. Definitely not for the faint of heart or squeamish of stomach. If you haven't watched many horror movies, this probably isn't the right one for you. But for those who have plenty of experience and are looking for a real shock, I cannot recommend this one highly enough. Gorehounds will especially get a thrill out of this one, but the movie has more going for it than just gore (although it does have plenty…
What a disappointment. This one started out really strongly, then about halfway through, the pace dropped off precipitously and it became tortuously slow. At the same time, the story became increasingly confusing and nonsensical. If the second half lived up to the first half, this one would get at least 4 and 1/2 stars from me, but it didn't. The second half was so boring that it more than canceled out how good the first half was.
