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  • Spider-Man 2
  • Spider-Man
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Spider-Man: Homecoming
  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

The Spider Men

10 films Edit list

Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man ranking.

  • Strange Days
  • Point Break
  • Zero Dark Thirty
  • The Hurt Locker
  • Near Dark

The Kathryn Bigelows

10 films Edit list

I want to rank Kathryn Bigelow’s filmography so bad it’s like acid in my mouth.

  • Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
  • The Nice Guys
  • Iron Man 3
  • The Predator

The Shane Blacks

4 films Edit list

'Look up 'ranking' in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?' 'A picture of this list?' 'No. The definition of…

  • John Wick: Chapter 2
  • John Wick
  • John Wick: Chapter 4
  • John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

The John Wicks

4 films Edit list

I’m thinking I’m RANKING.

  • Scream
  • Scream 2
  • Scream 3
  • Scream 4
  • Scream

The Screams

6 films Edit list

Do you like ranking movies?

  • The Batman
  • Shazam!
  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
  • Wonder Woman
  • The Suicide Squad

The DC Whatever

12 films Edit list

A ranking of the movies DC made during their decade-long existential crisis, before I decided I no longer need to…

  • X2
  • Logan
  • X-Men
  • The Wolverine
  • X-Men: Days of Future Past

The X-Mens

13 films Edit list

You know what happens to the X-Men movies when they get struck by ranking? The same thing as everything else.

  • Adventureland
  • Almost Famous
  • Back to the Future Part III
  • The Big Lebowski
  • Big Trouble in Little China

The Hang-Out Movies

33 films Edit list

Movies to shoot the breeze with.

  • Memoria
  • Red Rocket
  • The Banshees of Inisherin
  • The Worst Person in the World
  • Fire of Love

Films of 2022

70 films Edit list

My running ranking of 2022’s UK releases (that I’ve been able to see. I’m only human).

  • Aliens
  • Titanic
  • The Terminator
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • Avatar: The Way of Water

The James Camerons

11 films Edit list

They mostly rank at night. Mostly.

  • Jennifer's Body
  • The Invitation
  • Girlfight
  • Æon Flux
  • Destroyer

The Karyn Kusamas

5 films Edit list

Hell is a teenage ranking.

  • Halloween
  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch
  • Halloween II
  • Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
  • Halloween Ends

The Halloweens

13 films Edit list

The night he came ranking.