Love on a Leash

2011

★★★½ Liked Watched

Tiago, you NEED to see this movie.

The Young Girls of Rochefort

1967

★★★★★ Liked 2

An all time movie. Everything is good about this one. Everyone should watch it at least once.

Uncle Josh at the Moving Picture Show

1902

★★★★★ Liked Watched

Had to show Uncle Josh to Josh. Certified classic.

Waitress

2007

★★★★ Liked Watched

This is the secret bonus a Love Letter to My Parents reference film.

About Time

2013

★★★½ Liked Watched

I have this power but the only thing I do with it is watch Popeye. Life is good. Give me ten years and this maybe will be a five.

The Home Teachers

2004

★★★ Watched

Yet another beautiful film in the Buck Cluck cinematic universe.

It's so hard to feel like they weren't trolling us with this one. Of all the Halestorm films I've seen, this one definitely takes the biggest swings, narratively. Where Church Ball gets out there with an insane ensemble cast, and Singles Ward takes it home cinematically, Home Teachers sends us on a sprawling journey. On a technical level, this is sort of dogass. The DP was definitely struggling lol, but…

Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

2024

★★★ Watched

The term deus ex machina feels a little apt so I’m just going to say I could really feel the deadlines on this one.

Surf's Up

2007

★★½ Liked Watched

I’m a real sucker for the “character who you thought you knew turns out to be someone else, who in reality is just a purer representation of their real self” trope. I want to steal that for something.

The Apprentice

2024

★★★★ Liked 3

Russell eventually found his way to Paradise Falls. He is there to this very day, with his grandpa, Carl.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

2009

★★★½ Liked 1

Die Hard more like Die Shart. Paul Blart Mall Cop all the way.

Babes in Toyland

1961

★★★★★ Liked 1

Aaron is literally Hitler for not liking this. Pure joy, watch this on the biggest screen you can. The production design made my jaw drop the whole way through.

Super Size Me

2004

★½ 1

This movie pioneered AI generated Ronald McDonald before the rest of the world even knew… sneaky, sneaky Mr. Spurlock. I expect a surprise return from you in the next ten years! This was actually filmed in 2035.