Retired FilmBro

just a dude who likes movies

Favorite films

  • The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya
  • The Nice Guys
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • The Cube

All
  • s Ha

    ★★★★

  • SNL50: The Anniversary Special

    ★★★★

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★★½

  • Emilia Pérez

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SNL50: The Anniversary Special

2025

★★★★ Liked Watched

Nothing but Sabrina carpenter singing with Paul Smith as an opener will make me realize how much SNL means to me

SNL ultimately was the little show that could and seeing all the celeb and pop culture cameos 50 years in is kinda beautiful

Captain America: Brave New World

2025

★★★½ Liked Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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Anyone But You

2023

★★★ Watched

I think that if you say “you are the peanut butter to my jelly” during your wedding vows the priest should be allowed to shoot you in the fucking head in front of everybody.

Saltburn

2023

★★½ Watched

I think Emerald got too caught up in writing her     Y/N fanfiction she forgot the movie was supposed to be about classism. 

Still a fun time but does wind up just feeling like a diet talented Mr. Ripley that kinda had a bastard baby with Do Revenge.

This might sound insane but this movie would genuinely be better and more of commentary if they let Barry Keoghan keep his Irish accent.

EDITED: ok so just found out that…