This wishes it was The Idol, which was far less self-serious, and actually succeeded at points as campy pulp. This is just self-indulgent mush. Don't talk to me on some bullshitty meta level if the characters aren't engaging on a primary level first.
This sort of exposes Trey as a bad director too, which sucks cause I fucked with Krisha a lot. He's doing all his tricks (someone needs to tell him the spinning camera thing doesn't look cool) but none…