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Favorite films

  • Drive
  • Punch-Drunk Love
  • Napoleon Dynamite
  • Mulholland Drive

All
  • Hurry Up Tomorrow

  • Thunderbolts*

    ★★★

  • Black Mirror: Plaything

    ★★½

  • Sinners

    ★★★

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Hurry Up Tomorrow

2025

3

This wishes it was The Idol, which was far less self-serious, and actually succeeded at points as campy pulp. This is just self-indulgent mush. Don't talk to me on some bullshitty meta level if the characters aren't engaging on a primary level first. 

This sort of exposes Trey as a bad director too, which sucks cause I fucked with Krisha a lot. He's doing all his tricks (someone needs to tell him the spinning camera thing doesn't look cool) but none…

Thunderbolts*

2025

★★★ Watched

Is this a better Marvel movie than usual, or do we just really like Florence Pugh?

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The Book of Clarence

2023

2

Did anyone else just feel a bit like what the fuck is this? This might be one of the most confused movies I’ve ever seen.

You’d think the concept would be a little more… fun. Isn’t this supposed to be an outrageous satire? That’s not the film I watched. Why is it so self-serious, and played so straight? When it’s not going for miscalibrated melodrama, the comedy feels half-assed. The tone is genuinely confusing. Stilted dialogue, scattershot plotting, underdeveloped characters,…

Beau Is Afraid

2023

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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