Jonathan Patron

♥ = 8.5 or higher rating (but anything with 3 stars or higher still had a lot of stuff I liked!)

Favorite films

  • City Lights
  • The Night of the Hunter
  • Spirited Away
  • Before Sunset

All
  • Eephus

    ★★★★

  • Final Destination Bloodlines

    ★★★★

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

    ★★★★

  • Hurry Up Tomorrow

    ★½

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Eephus

2024

★★★★ Liked Watched

Perfectly captures the vibes of an endless baseball game, of a low-key outdoor hangout, of a lovely fall day turning into a chilly night, of a hobby you use to escape the doldrums of your real life for a few hours. A little on the nose at times, but never in a grating way. Glad I never looked up what the title meant before hearing it explained in the movie. The theater I saw this at was echo-y in a…

Final Destination Bloodlines

2025

★★★★ Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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The Apprentice

2024

★★★★ Watched

About as good as a movie about Trump made in 2024 could be, which is...surprisingly good. It correctly recognizes that Trump is not really a person that has changed on a psychological level over the last 40 years, so if you build a story around him it's best to just cover his transformation into the person he became and get out once he's reached that final hideous form (even then the movie does start to feel a little like a…

Hurry Up Tomorrow

2025

★½ Watched

Not my worst moviegoing experience this decade, but maybe the most vapid. Some of the photography is fun (if heavy on the spinning) and I do enjoy The Weeknd's music, but it has all the depth of a slightly extended 10 minute music video at 10 times the length and ultimately adds up to a bunch of nothing. Jenna and Barry do what they can. Abel has maybe the funniest delivery of "shut the fuck up" I've ever heard, which I know has gone viral but hits really hard after 65 minutes without a single joke.