“I didn’t know it was this difficult.”

“It’s what happens next.”

Gang, I’m going to keep it real with yall. I have been looking forward to this day for quite some time. Wasn’t aware of the bear from the jump but god damnit, I am here now and I will be forever and ever. I love Paddington so so so so much. His freaking kindness. America NEEDED this. Had to go hard. AMC in the clutch with the suitcase popcorn…

So recently I’ve been disputing with a friend over if this movie is actually good. I’m logical enough to know I fall on the side of the minority when it comes to my view of this picture but I’d also like to remind you that the majority can be wrong about things from time to time. It bugs my bones to deal with Sleepless in Seattle not having the same or remotely even close the type of glorification When Harry…

“Nothing happened. Because You were here. And I sleep soundly at night knowing you always will be.” 

A pure cinematic showpiece for what can be achieved if you have hope. Hilarious at the start when the CIA was trying to waterboard, classic. They suck yall. Like deep in their core, the CIA has fucked a lot of shit up around the world and I love that hound dog infiltrated them, making them look like hypocritical clueless loser idiots. Meanwhile in…

“For the Glory.”

Marvel really went and made a meaningful film where they battle against depression and deep self-hatred. Bob was captivating. Sentry was chilling. Love Veep but a little less so when it’s in the form of copy and paste with MCU speak at the start, also didn’t help that my hatred for this current istration was in the front of my mind because she looks exactly like Tulsi Gabbard, while moving in a similar illegal way. Bizarre to…

"Would it make you feel better if I didn't want you to do this?"

“Yeah, much better.”

“Then FEEL BETTER!”

Yeah, it’s the outlier of the bunch. Yeah, being in the IMF is hella badass, we’re all hot AF, and straight up kick mucho ass. Woo really went in and created this high octane, sexualized, early noughties action film where they go jousting motorbikes. Some serious testosterone and a slip of misogyny. Our liberated feminist Ethan Hunt vs the toxic…