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THAT GENUINELY MIGHT BE THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE LITERALLY EVER AND I’M NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATING YOU GUYS OH MY FUCKING GOD?????? I AM BEYOND GAGGED. I DON’T THINK A WORD EVEN EXISTS IN THE DICTIONARY THAT COULD FULLY ENCAPSULATE WHAT I’M FEELING RIGHT NOW. HANDS DOWN THE EASIEST 5 STAR I’VE EVER GIVEN TO ANY MOVIE THAT’S EVER COME OUT LIKE I ALREADY HAD HIGH EXPECTATIONS GOING IN BASED ON ITS REVIEW SCORE BUT THAT ABSOLUTELY EXCEEDED ANYTHING I COULD HAVE EVER POSSIBLY ANTICIPATED BY 1000 MILES AND SO MUCH BIGGER THAN ANYTHING YOU COULD IMAGINE AND I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER!!! THAT WAS FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!!! TRUE CINEMA AT ITS PEAK. SINNEMA IF YOU WILL. THE ACTING. THE SCRIPT. SO TIGHT!!!!! THE PACING. NOT A SINGLE BORING SECOND AND YOU NEVER KNEW WHAT WAS COMING. SO GOD DAMN THRILLING, A NON STOP ADRENALINE RUSH FROM THE FIRST SHOT UNTIL THE LAST. EVERY CHARACTER FELT SO REAL AND LIVED IN AND NECESSARY. THE LIGHTING. THE COLORING. THE SCORE!!!!!! ALL THE MUSIC. THE DANCING. THE FUCKING. THE CAMERA WORK!!!! THE ASPECT RATIO CHANGES??????? MY GODDDDDD BITCH I WAS KICKING MY FEET AND GIGGLING LIKE A LITTLE KID LIKE WDYM NOT ONCE BUT TWICEEEEEEE AHHHHDHAHDBEHHAHSH AND THAT SECOND TIME OPENED UP ONE OF THE BEST SEQUENCES I HAVE EVER WITNESSED ON THE BIG SCREEN. THAT THIRD ACT IS TRULY GOING DOWN IN HISTORY!!!!!! WHAT A FUCKING MASTERPIECE. EVERY SINGLE ASPECT. THIS FEELS LIKE THE MOST OBVIOUS OSCAR SWEEP OF THE PAST YEAR BY FAR AND THERE IS SIMPLY NO UNIVERSE OR REALITY IN EXISTENCE WHERE IT DOESNT TAKE EVERYTHING HOME. SO ORIGINAL. SO REFRESHING. HEARTWARMING. THAT TENSIONNNNNN. THAT HUMORRRRR. THAT ACTION!!!!!! GUTWRENCHING. JAWDROPPING. TEARJERKING. I LAUGHED. I CRIED. I ATE. I GOT SHOT. I SCREAMED. I GASPED. I CHEERED. I HAD SEVERALLLLL EPIPHANIES BITCH THIS IS QUITE LITERALLY EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT IN ANY MOVIE. SO STUNNING AND SO INCREDIBLE AND SO REAL!!!!!!! SO IMPORTANT!!!!!! UGH IM JUST SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW I FEEL SO HIGH ON LIFE AND LIKE I COULD DO ANYTHING. I CAN BE ANYTHING. MY HEART IS SO FULL I FEEL SO INSPIRED TO BE THE BEST VERSION OF MYSELF I CAN BE. THE WORLD IS SO TERRIFYING BUT HUMANS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND LOVE IS SO POWERFUL I JUST WANNA CRY IM SO MOVED BY THIS I CANT BELIEVE I ACTUALLY JUST GOT TO WITNESS THAT. WE NEED SO MANY MORE MOVIES LIKE THIS. AND THAT ENDING!!!! GODDDDDD THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU IT FELT LIKE A FUCKING ORGASM MY WHOLE BODY WAS THROBBING WITH PURE BLISS I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SATISFIED AND FELT SO VINDICATED. MY PALMS HURT FROM CLAPPING LIKE THATS EXACTLYYYYY WHAT WE NEEDED. TENS TENS TENS ACROSS THE BOARD. THANK YOU RYAN COOGLER FOR SAVING CINEMA YOU ACTUAL MASTERMIND!!!!!! AND THANK YOU MICHAEL B JORDAN FOR GIVING THE PERFORMANCE OF A LIFETIME. A LIFETIME!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT AND AM GOING TO BE DOING SO FOR SO LONG NOW….. WOW…… I HAVE TO GO SEE IT AGAIN TOMORROW I SERIOUSLY CANT WAIT ANOTHER DAY

THAT GENUINELY MIGHT BE THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE LITERALLY EVER AND I’M NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATING YOU GUYS OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT??????????????? HANDS DOWN THE BEST ENTRY IN THE FRANCHISE HOLY SHIT I DIDN’T THINK THE THIRD ONE’S CROWN COULD EVER TIP BUT Y’ALL……… THE OPENING SCENE ALONE…… FUCK OHMYGODDDDDD THERES JUST SO MUCH ADRENALINE RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS, THAT WAS TRULY A HIGH LIKE I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE I FEEL LIKE I COULD GO SPRINT 30 MINUTES AND I JUER WANNA SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS I FEEL SO FREE. THIS WAS SO SPECIAL. FINAL DESTINATION….. ON THE BIG SCREEN!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH LIKE THIS WAS EVERYTHING IVE EVER DREAMED OF AND WAS SOOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN I COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED. AS A DIE HARD FAN OF THIS FRANCHISE I COULD NOT ASK FOR A BETTER POSSIBLE MOVIE. THIS IS THEE BEST POSSIBLE MOVIE THAT COULD EVER BE. THAT ANY DIRECTOR OR FRANCHISE COULD EVER MAKE IM JUST IN COMPLETE AND UTTER AWE I WAS KICKING MY FEET AND SCREAMING AND CLAPPING AND GIGGLING LIKE A KID ON CHRISTMAS FROM THE VERY FIRST STUDIO LOGO INTRO UNTIL THE LAST CREDIT ROLLED. WE HAVE BEEN SPOILED. THIS WAS PINNACLE. PEAK. PERFECTION. SO FUCKING TENSE AND SO BLOODY AND SUCH A BLASTTTTTT I CANT BELIEVE IT. BEST KILLS. BEST CHARACTERS. BEST EVERYTHING. TONY TODD REST IN PEACE YOU BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL LEGEND. THAT WAS THE MOST PERFECT SENDOFF AND WARMED MY HEART SO MUCH I WASN’T PREPARED TO SOB. THIS FRANCHISE IS IN SUCH GOOD HANDS EVERYBODY PLEASE SEE THIS IN CINEMA YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THIS IN A THEATER. I LAUGHED. I CRIED. I SCREAMED. I CHEERED. I ATE. I GOT SHOT. I HAD SEVERALLLLLLL EPIPHANIES. SO MANY TWISTS THAT WILL HAVE YOU GAGGING LEFT AND RIGHT. AMD THE STORY TRULY ELEVATED THE FRANCHISE INTO MORE THAN ITS EVER BEEN BEFORE LIKE THIS ONE REALLLLY MAKES YOU THINK. LIKE LIFE IS JUSR SO CRAZY YOU GUYS WOW. LOVE YOURSELVES AND LIVE IT TO THE FULLEST. THIS WAS SO PERFECT AND SATISFYING IN EVERY SINGLE ASPECT THIS IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF THE YEAR AND I NEED ANOTHER SEQUEL ASAP I HAVE NEVER FELT SO GRATEFUL AMD CONTENT. I FEEL LIKE A WHOLE NEW PERSON, AS IF A THIRD EYE HAS JUST AWAKENED AND MY LIFE FINALLY BEGINS TONIGHT. AND I AM SO EXCITED TO LIVE IT. UGH I AM JUST SO FREAKING GLAD THIS EXISTS YOU GUYS WOW

THAT GENUINELY MIGHT BE THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE LITERALLY EVER AND I’M NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATING YOU GUYS OH MY FUCKING GOD WOW WHAT A BATSHIT INSANE THRILL RIDE. MEGHANN FAHY OSCAR SWEEP!!!!! THIS WAS LIKE RED EYE ON STEROIDS OMG JUST AN INSTANT STAPLE OF THE GENRE IT HIT EVERY BEAT SO PERFECTLY I WAS ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT SHAKING FROM THE VERY FIRST SECOND SHE ENTERED THE RESTAURANT AND IT NEVER ONCE LET UP. THAT WAS SUCH AN ADRENALINE KICK BITCH I’VE NEVER GASPED SO LOUD SO MANY TIMES IN A ROW I WAS FUCKING SICK OVER THE TENSION AND LITERALLY COULD NOT BREATHE OR STOP HOLDING MY FACE BITCH MY HEARTTTT!!! MY HEARTTTTTTTT I SHOULD’VE BROUGHT MY INHALER I’M JUST SO FULL OF EXCITEMENT THAT WAS LIKE A FUCKING DRUG. I LAUGHED. I CRIED. I ATE. I GASPED SO LOUD. I SCREAMED. I GOT SHOT. I HAD SEVERAL EPIPHANIES. I CHEERED!!!!! THAT WAS SUCH A CLASSIC THRILLER START TO FINISH IT WAS EVERYTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY WANT TO JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF AND BE PURELY ENTERTAINED. TENS TENS TENS ACROSS THE BOARD IN EVERY SINGLE ASPECT. CHRISTOPHER LANDON YOU HAVE DONE IT AGAIN YOU FUCKING MASTERMIND. YOU ARE LITERALLY SAVING THE GENRE THANK YOU. THE DIRECTING WAS IMPECCABLE. IMPECCABLE!!!! GOD IT WAS JUST SOOOOOO MUCH FUN I NEED TO EXPERIENCE THAT ENTIRE THING AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME AND GET HIT WITH THAT RUSH AGAIN CUZ I GENUINELY FEEL LIKE I’M HIGH RIGHT NOW AND LIKE I COULD GO RUN A 10K MARATHON FROM HOW OVERWHELMING AND INTENSE THE FEELINGS PULSING THROUGH MY BODY ARE RIGHT NOW I JUST NEED TO SCREAM. AND SHOUT. AND LET IT ALL OUT OMFG I GENUINELY STOOD UP AND APPLAUDED AS IT FADED TO THE CREDITS. TRULY A FUCKING MASTERPIECE WITH SUCH HIGH REPLAY VALUE I’M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT YOU GUYS REAL CINEMA IS SOOOOOOO BACK!!!!!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEEDED!!!!!! EVERYBODY PLEASE CLEAR YOUR WEEKEND SCHEDULES AND GO RUN TO SEE THIS IMMEDIATELY

THAT GENUINELY MIGHT BE THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE LITERALLY EVER AND I’M NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATING YOU GUYS OH MY FUCKING GOD WOW. That felt like such a love letter to the genre and made me so happy I could cry. I feel so fucking inspired right now like I could take my life in so many ways and literally do anything. I am so grateful for this movie. I’m legit choking up at how much love you could tell was poured into this, it made me feel so warm and giddy inside I couldn’t stop smiling ear to ear and kicking my feet. It felt like I was watching a high scale student film project (in the highest complimentary way) with a big budget. This was such perfect fan service I’m so fucking happy for this entire team. It’s so clear they’re HUGE fans of the genre and were having such a blast getting to play the dream roles they always wanted to see themselves in with the horror movies they loved growing up, which is so cool and commendable. Yes there are a lot of cliches & tropes, and it’s pretty paint by the numbers formulaic, but I didn’t mind at all bc it did them all in the highest quality way possible and they all felt completely necessary to the film and were still done in their own original, relevant, REFRESHING way that either modernized the trope or just did it in an extremely satisfying way that felt good to watch, rather than ever feeling like an overdone or cheap copout, every element felt intentional like a true horror fan making their dream project. There were so many movies I could sense they were inspired by and it was all my other favorite slasher and horror/comedies which just had me like damn… if I got to write, direct, AND STAR IN in my own horror movie these are EXACTLY the ones I would take inspiration from and exactly all the familiar beats i would wanna hit and get to have myself play a role as too. Like you NEEEEED those STAPLE shots and scenes and archetypes and line deliveries in order to make an iconic slasher, it had everything I loved about the genre wrapped up in a beautiful modern bow. TRULY everything you could possibly wanna see in a slasher and I could not be happier or more entertained! it’s so fucking awesome and they should all be so insanely proud of themselves it’s literally an instant CLASSIC!!!! There is also a lot of heart underneath the entertainment that was so sweet to witness, with a very touching and relatable story about finding your purpose and how to move on/let things go and accept change. I rly resonated deeply with Fred Hechinger’s character in some regards and definitely think I’ll be unhealthily attaching myself to this as my new favorite comfort movie. Everything just worked together so perfectly I LOVED EVERY. SINGLE. ASPECT. THE LIGHTING! THE CAMERA WORK! IT WAS SO VISUALLY STUNNING!!! THAT BEAUTIFULLY HAUNTING AND NOSTALGIC SCORE??????? YOU GUYSSSSS FUCK THIS IS LITERALLY THE EQUIVALENT OF AN 80S CLASSIC. YOU REALLY FEEL HOW MUCH THE WHOLE CAST LOVES WHAT THEY’RE DOING AND IT’S SO INFECTIOUS THROUGH THE SCREEN. EVERY SINGLE ACTOR WAS SO CHARMING AND MAGNETIC IN THEIR OWN WAY AND BROUGHT THEIR EVERYTHING IT FELT SO REAL AND NATURAL AND WAS SUCH A BLOODY FUN TIME!!! TRULY AN ENSEMBLE CAST. I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF. I GASPED SO LOUD. I SCREAMED. I CRIED. I CHEERED AND CLAPPED. THIS MADE ME FEEL SO FUCKING AMAZING YOU GUYS PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU ALL TO THIS GEM FINANCIALLY SO YOU CAN SAY YOU WERE THERE IN THEATERS ONCE ITS LOOKED BACK ON AS THE CULT CLASSIC THAT ITS UNDOUBTEDLY GONNA BECOME, THEY ALL DESERVE IT!!!!! THIS IS A MUST WATCH FOR SLASHER FANS AND I WILL ABSOLUTELY BE SEEING IT AGAIN OMG I CANNOT SING MY PRAISES HIGHLY ENOUGH I COULD GO ON GUSHING FOREVER. IT IS EXACTLY WHAT A SLASHER MOVIE IS SUPPOSED TO BE. EVERY PERSON INVOLVED HAS THE BRIGHTEST FUTURE AHEAD OF THEM AND I NEED SO MANY MORE MOVIES LIKE THIS. THANK YOU SO MUCH TO THIS MOVIE FOR EXISTING!!!!! THE ENTIRE TRAJECTORY OF MY LIFE HAS BEEN PERMENANTLY CHANGED FOREVER HOLY FUCK

THAT GENUINELY MIGHT BE THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE LITERALLY EVER AND I’M NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATING YOU GUYS OH MY FUCKING GOD WOW!!!!! LIKE WHAT????????? THAT WAS PURE ENTERTAINMENT IN ITS MOST PERFECT MAGICAL RAWEST CAMPIEST FORM HOLY SHIT PLEASE EVERYBODY BUY TICKETS RIGHT NOW I PROMISE YOU IT’S A GUARENTEED AMAZING TIME!!!! LIKE REAL CINEMA IS SO FUCKING BACK!!!! I NEEED SOOOOOO MANY MORE MOVIES LIKE THIS TO CONTINUE GETTING FUNDED IMMEDIATELY THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE WORLD NEEDED. i just KNOW im gonna watch this over and over and never get bored like this was just everything you could possibly want to turn you mind off and have a good ass time. it’s 1000% gonna go on become a cult classic forever and ever and be looked back at like how so many 80s and 2000s dramatic over the top, kinda predictable but in the best way because it’s all just done SO WELL AND SO ICONIC type movies are. like you SHOULD ABSOLUTELY get it the first time, but if for some weird terrible reason people don’t, this movie is GOING to find the audience it’s supposed to have in due times they hit every note i wanted it to hit like so many classic tropes and staple scenes that it NEEDED to have, you could truly see how much love and ion and dedication and respect was put into this and how much fun everyone had with it. everyone involved deserves the biggest round of applause. they all completely sold it and made such a batshit insane concept actually work out so perfectly it was SO SATISFYING i was so fucking giddy grinning ear to ear kicking my feet and SQUEALING. it didn’t have to push any insane boundary or reinvent the wheel because even when you could kinda predict what would happen next, there was always still such a fresh fun unique twist every time it’d happen that fully made it its own original thing because UM HELLOOOOO!!! THE VILLAIN IS A FUCKING. UNICORN!!!!’ A UNICORN!!!!! LIKE HELPPPPPPPP THATS FUCKING GENIUS AND THE BEST CONCEPT EVER WOW WHAT A FUCKING BLAST!!!! I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING THIS WAS TOP NOTCH HUMOR AND THE WORK OF A TRUE MASTERMIND TO HAVE COME UP WITH THIS. THE ACTING WAS SO IMPECCABLE ALL AROUND TOO EVERYONE HERE WAS A CHARACTER ACTOR JUST SUCH BOLD DISTINCT MEMORABLE PERSONALITIES THAT FELT SOOOOO AUTHENTIC TO THEM OMFG JENNA ORTEGA I’M JUST SO IN AWE OF YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT BRINGS ME SO HAPPY TO CONTINUE WATCHING YOU GROW AND BUILD SUCH A PHENOMENALLY FUN CATALOGUE. YOU ARE FOR THE PEOPLEE!!!!! YOU KNOW WE JUST NEED TO BE ENTERTAINED!!!!! ALSO THE POLITICAL COMMENTARY WAS SOOOO FRUSTRATING GOD IT WAS SO REAL AND SO NEEDED AND ALSO SO HILARIOUS!! LIKE THIS MOVIE ACTUALLY HAS SUCH A GREAT MESSAGE AND MEANING BEHIND ALL THE SURFACE LEVEL FUN AND EVEN GOT REAL EMOTIONAL AT TIMES IT’S JUST SO FUCKING AWESOME I CANNOT RECOMMEND IT HIGHLY ENOUGH AND WILL ABSOLUTELY BE SEEING IT AGAIN WITH EVERY PERSON I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE TO MAKE EVERYONE WATCH THIS MASTERPIECE IMMEDIATELY

THAT GENUINELY MIGHT BE THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE LITERALLY EVER AND I’M NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATING OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU GUYS MY HEART IS SO HEAVY. WHAT A MAGNIFICENT POWERFUL EMOTIONAL IMPORTANT BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE!!!!! I LAUGHED. I CRIED. I ATE. I RAGED. I GASPED. I SCREAMED. I GOT SHOT. I HAD SEVERAL EPIPHANIES I FEEL LIKE A COMPLETE NEW PERSON AND THAT THE ENTIRE TRAJECTORY OF MY LIFE JUST PERMENANTLY CHANGED FOREVER BECAUSE OF IT. I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE I’M LUCKY ENOUGH TO EXPERIENCE SOMETHING OF THAT CALIBER. LIFE IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I’M SO GRATEFUL THIS EXISTS. MY CHEST IS SO TIGHT AND I’M TEARING UP AGAIN EVEN JUST THINKING ABOUT IT HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO GO SEE IT AGAIN TOMORROW. I’M SO FUCKING IN LOVE AND SO OBSESSED THAT WAS TRULY CINEMA AT ITS FUCKING PEAK. EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER POSSIBLY WANT IN ANY MOVIE. ROBERT PATTINSON AND NAOMI ACKLE OSCAR WINNERS OHMYGOD THOSE WERE HANDS DOWN THE BEST PERFORMANCES I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE BIG SCREEN. AND TONI COLLETTE OHMYGOD I DIDNT EVEN KNOW SHE WAS GONNA BE IN THIS BUT SHE WAS FUCKING PHENOMENAL. I HONESTLY WENT IN BLIND AND THAT WAS THE BEST BLIND MOVIE EXPERIENCE I’VE EVER HAD MY LIFE I’M IN TORAL AWE. WOW YOU GUYS LIKE THIS MOVIE JUST REALLY MAKES YOU THINK. THE COMMENTARY ON OUR CURRENT POLITICAL CLIMATE WAS SO SPOT ON AND INFURIATING TO WITNESS. SUCH A STUNNING ORIGINAL HEARTFELT NECESSARY AND THRILLING STORY I’M JUST SO GAGGED EVERYBODY PLEASE THIS MOVIE FINANCIALLY IT IS SO FUCKING SPECIAL

THAT GENUINELY MIGHT BE THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE LITERALLY EVER AND I’M NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATING OH MY GOD THAT WAS BY FAR THE MOST FUN I’VE HAD AT ANY THEATER IN A MINUTE. SOOOOO INSANELY CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL AND EXHILARATING. I NEVER KNEW WHERE IT WAS GONNA GO. IT REQUIRES YOU TO SUSPEND ALL BELIEF AND IT GAVE ME EVERYTHING I COULD’VE EVER ASKED FOR WHEN DOING SO. THIS MOVIE INDISPUTABLY HAD SOME OF THE BEST MOST ENTERTAINING SHOCKING HILARIOUS CRAZY KILLS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN ANY MOVIE EVER. EVER!!!!!! LIKE MULTIPLEEEEE FAVORITE DEATH SCENES OF ALL TIME. MY JAW WAS ON THE FLOOR AT EACH AND EVERY ONE. WOW. AND I THINK THE MONKEY MIGHT NOW OFFICIALLY BE THEE SINGLE MOST ICONIC VILLAIN OF ALL TIME. THE GORE AND SPLATTER WAS TRULY IMPECCABLE. AND THE BEST DARK HUMOR WE’VE HAD IN AGES. ALL THE WHILE GENUINELY HAVING SUCH AN ENGAGING STORY. THE EDITING THE PACING THE SEQUENCING THE SCORE. EVERYTHING WAS IMMACULATE. IT WAS SO FINAL DESTINATION ESQUE BUT WITH SO MANY OF ITS OWN UNIQUE TWISTS I WAS KICKING MY FEET SMILING EAR TO EAR FOR EVERY SECOND OF IT. THE MALIGNANT OF THIS YEAR BUT ON STEROIDS. JUST BALLS TO THE WALL SHLOCKY CAMPY BATSHIT BLOODY INSANITY AND NONSTOP MAYHAM FROM THE VERY FIRST SCENE TO THE FINAL FRAME. FUCKING BRUTAL!!!!!!!! YET SO UNSERIOUS. EVERYTHING ABOUT IT WAS TRULY PERFECT AND I WOULDN’T CHANGE A SINGLE THING. YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVEEEEEEE TO SEE THIS ON THE BIG SCREEN AND HOPEFULLY WITH A HUGE CROWD BECAUSE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BONKERS. OSGOOD PERKINS YOU ARE A FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!!! THIS FILM PUSHES BOUNDARIES I NEVER IMAGINED IT COULD’VE REACHED AND COMPLETELY DEFIES GENRE TO GIVE YOU A TASTE OF EVERYTHING. I JUMPED. I SCREAMED. I COVERED MY EYES. I CRIED. I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF. I GOT SHOT. I HAD SEVERALLLL EPHIPHANIES LIKE I WAS SO SHOCKED AT HOW MUCH HEART IT ALSO MANAGED TO HAVE. THIS IS AN INSTANT CULT CLASSIC AND A MUST SEE FOR ANY REAL MOVIE FAN. YOU ARE GUARENTEED TO HAVE SUCH A BLAST I’M JUST FILLED WITH SO MUCH EXCITEMENT. ALSO THEO JAMES YOU ARE TOOOOOOO FUCKING SEXY MY GODDDDDDDD

THAT GENUINELY MIGHT BE THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE LITERALLY EVERYONE OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDD YOU GUYS WHAT????????????? I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE GOOD BUT HOLY FUCK?????????? THAT WAS SOMEHOW 10492949x BETTER THAN I COULD’VE EVER POSSIBLY IMAGINED SOPHIE THATCHER YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY ONE OF MY CLIENTS AND I NEED YOU CAST IN EVERY HORROR MOVIE EVER MADE YOU ARE THE MOST SPECTACULAR BEAUTIFUL ELECTRIFYING MAGNETIC CAPTIVATING TALENTED STARRRRRRR IN THE WORLD AND HAVE THE BRIGHTEST FUTURE AHEAD OF YOU LET ME GET INTO ALLLLLLLLLL YOUR TEA IMMEDIATELY I’M SO FUCKING OBSESSED. IRIS IS GOING DOWN IN HISTORY AS AN ALL TIME FAVORITE CHARACTER NOW. WOW. GOOD FOR HER. GOOOOOD FOR HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEVER KNEW I COULD FEEL SOOOOOO STRONGLY WHAT I FELT FOR HER. AND JACK QUAID GOD I JUST LOVEEEEE TO HATE YOU!! YOU MAKE IT SO EASY YOU ARE JUST SOOOOO PERGECT AND I ALWAYS KNOW I’M GONNA HAVE THE BEST TIME EVER WHEN YOU’RE ON THE BIG SCREEN. I WAS SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS THE WHOLE TIMR. GASPING LIKE IT WAS THE VERY LAST BREATH I WAS EVER GONNA TAKE. JAW ON THE FLOOR. CLUTCHING MY KNEES UP AGAINST MY CHEST. THEN THROWING MY FISTS IN RAGE. THEN CLAPPING AND CHEERING AND YASSSSSSING AND KICKING MY FEET AND JUMPIMG OUT OF MY SEAT. THEN LAUGHING MY ASS OFF. WHAT A FUCKING RIDE. WHAT A THRILL I’M JUST IN COMPLETE AWE THAT WAS PURE UTTER ENTERTAINMENT. THE BEST OF THE ABSOLUTE BEST FROM THE VERY FIRST FRAME TIL THE FINAL. EVERYTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY ASK FOR LIKE THIS IS REALLLLLLLL FUCKING CINEMA. IT’S LITERALLY FOR EVERYBODY LIKE I CAN 1000% GUARENTEE YOU ARE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN BECAUSE THERE’S SIMPLY NO WAY ANYBODY COULD POSSIBLY NOT. FUCKING INCREDIBLE AND THE MOST FUN I’VE HAD IN A MINUTE!!!!!!!! IM JUST SO FILLED WITH JOY RIGHT NOW. THE READY OR NOT OF THE DECADE ME THINKS. NEEED TO SEE THIS AGAIN IMMEDIATELY THAT WAS JUST SO BATSHIT CRAZY SND SO SO SO GAGWORTHY Y’ALL JUST GAG AFTER FUCKING GAG I CANNOT TJAT WAS SOOOOOOO ICONIC!!!!!! AHHHHHHH SO FUCKING ICONIC!!!! AND LUKAS GAGE????????, BITCH YOURE LITERALLY THA FUCKING QUEEEEEEEEEEN GOD I LOVED HIS ARC SO MUCH HE WAS SUCH AN UNEXPECTED SURPRISE AHHHFJSNFNSNFNS IM JUST SO FUCKING OBSESSED ITS INSTANTLY GETTING ADDED TO MY ALL TIME FAVORITES ON HERE THIS WAS THE BEST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE EVERYBODY RUNNNNN TO SEE IT IMMEDIATELY IM SO FUCKING HAPPY AND HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY I LITERALLY BIKED HOME WHILE SCREAMING IN JOY TO MYSELF BUT THEN HAD WAY TOO MUCH ENERGY TO GO STRAIGHT HOME SO I KEPT BIKING IN CIRCLES AROUND CENTER CITY FOR A FULL HOUR JUST SAYING “WOW” TO MYSELF OVER AND OVER UNTIL I STARTED THINKING ABOUT HOW LIFE IS SO PRECIOUS AMD BEAUTIFUL AND HOW I CANT BELIEVE IM ACTUALLY ABLE TO EXPERIENCE SOMETHING SO GLORIOUS AND PERFECT AND AMAZING AND I STARTED CRYING MY EYES OUT AND NOW I’M HOME WOW

i’ve never laughed harder in a theater literally ever. my cheeks hurt so badly from how much i was smiling the entire time. what a beautiful journey. kyle and emily’s dynamic was just so perfect and way more heartfelt than i anticipated. my heart is so warm and happy right now WHAT A FUCKING JOURNEY!!!!!!! i had no idea what to expect but every single aspect of it just blew me away, i’m in complete and utter awe. i literally walked out feeling like a fully changed person who’s about to turn my entire life around. EASILY a new instant favorite and sooooo rewatchable. like this is literally a classic. A CULT FUCKING CLASSIC. i’m just so glad this exists.

ALSO THE WATERMELON SONG IS A FUCKING SMASHHHHHHHHHH I’M ABOUT TO BE SOOOOOO ANNOYING ABOUT IT ALL WEEK

THAT WAS FUCKING PHENOMENAL

I CAN’T BELIEVE I JUST WITNESSED A FOREVER SOLIDIFIED UNIVERSALLY AGREED UPON CULT FUCKING CLASSICCCCC THAT’S GONNA LIVE ON FOR GENERATIONS LIKE THAT WAS GENUINELY THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE LITERALLY EVER OH MY FUCKING GOD MY CHEEKS ARE IN PAIN FROM HOW HARD I WAS SMILING THE ENTIRE TIME MY HEART IS SO SO HAPPY IM SO FILLED WITH JOY AND INSPIRATION AND LOVE AND IM JUST SO HAPPY TO BE ALIVE. THAT WAS JUST PURE MAGIC AND AN INSTANT COMFORT MOVIE THAT IS NEVER GONNA LEAVE ROTATION AND WILL CHEER ME UP EVERY SINGLE TIME I NEED IT. HANDS DOWN THE MOST I HAVE EVER LAUGHED IN A MOVIE THEATER. EVER!!!!!! THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE WAS GETTING THEIR LIFEEEEEEEEE OMFG YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS WITH A CROWD THE ENERGY WAS JUST SO PURE AND POSITIVE AND INFECTIOUS LIKE EVERYONE WAS JUST THERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND WERE HAVING A KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I’VE NEVER HEARD LOUDER COLLECTIVE LAUGHTER AT EVERY SINGLE SCENE. EVERY LINE IS JUST TOOOOOOO GOOD LIKE I NEED TO SEE THIS AT LEAST 3 MORE TIMES RIGHT AWAY BECAUSE I KNOW IM GONNA LAUGH AT NEW LINES I MISSED THE LAST TIME FROM LAUGHING OVER THEM. THIS WAS THE MOST FEEL GOOD MOVIE I’VE EVER SEEN. I FEEL SO GOOD!!!!!!!! GENUINELY LAUGH OUT LOUD HILARUOUS YOU’RE NOT GONNA STOP CACKLING. AND THEN AWWWWWW-ING. AND THEN GASPING. AND THEN CRYING. I CRIED 3 TIMES. AND THEN CHEERING AND CLAPPING. WHAT A ROLLERCOASTER. THE WRITING, THE ACTING, EVERYTHING IS JUST SOOOOOOO SMART AND SO PERFECT AND TIMELESS ITS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT ENJOY THIS. LIKE I GENUINELY WILL NOT TRUST A SINGLE SOUL THAT DOESNT ENJOY IT BECAUSE THATS SCARY. ITS QUITE LITERALLY SEROTONIN IN FILM FORM, I JUST FEEL SO HIGH ON LIFE RIGHT NOW I COULD GO RUN 50 MILES THAT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ADRENALINE FILLED EXPERIENCE AND I NEED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU TO RUNNNNNNNN TO SEE THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!! MOVIE OF THE FUCKING YEAR!!!!!!!! IT DESERVES THEEEEEE MOST SUCCESS EVER LIKE Y’ALL THE BEST COMEDY I’VE SEEN IN SO LONG. KEKE PALMER AND SZA YOU ARE FUCKING STARS!!!!!! STARS!!!!!!! THE ENTIRE CAST OHMYGOD IM JUST SO BLOWN AWAY THERE IS SO MUCH ENDLESS PRAISE I COULD POUR OUT FOREVER THIS WAS EVERYTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY WANT IN A COMEDY MOVIE YOU GUYS WOW.

MOVIE OF THE FUCKING YEAR OHMYGOD YOU GUYSSSSSSSSS WHAT?????????? THAT WAS HANDS DOWN ONE OF THE BEST THEATER EXPERIENCES I’VE HAD IN A MINUTE WHAT A FUCKIMG RIDE. I’M COMPLETELY BLOWN AWAY. LEIGH WHANNEL THA QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEN HE’S REALLY SOMEONE TO KEEP AN EYE ON, WHAT AN EXCITING FILMMAKER. FROM THE VERY FIRST MINUTE I WAS ALREADY SMILING EAR TO EAR AND IT JUST NEVER STOPPED UNTIL THE CREDITS ROLLED. AND OHMHGOD I WAS ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT THE ENTIRE TIME. THAT OPENING ALONE. MY HEARTTTTTTTT IT NEVER GOT A BREAK FROM POUNDING. MASS GASPINGS. AMD I DEADASS CRIED LIKE FOUR DIFFERENT TIMES THROUGHOUT. IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND EMOTIONAL AND POWERFUL AMD TERRIFYINGGGGGGGG I WAS SO CAPTIVATED. CHRISTOPHER ABBOTT AND JULIA GARNER HAVE BOTH OFFICIALLY REACHED MOTHER STATUS OMFG THEIR PERFORMANCES WERE SOOOOO LAYERED I LITERALLY FELT LIKE I WAS THEIR DAUGHTER AND WAS IN THE ROOM WITH THEM. THE WHOLE MOVIE FELT LIKE I WAS IN IT LIKE THE SOUND DESIGN???? IMPECCABLE!!!! THE CINEMATROGRAPHY??????? Y’ALL EVERY FUCKIMG SHOT WAS JUST GAG AFTER GAG AFTER GAG MY JAW WAS ON THE FLOOOOOR OBER THIS CAMERA WORK. there’s one particular element they did that i don’t wanna spoil because it was SUCHHHHH AN INTERESTING REVEAL. YOU HAVEEEEEEE TO SEE THIS ONE IN THEATERS FOR THE FULL EXPERIENCE OMG YOURE GONNA SCREAM AND COVER YOUR EYES AND TEAR UP AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST FUCKING ROLLERCOASTER. IM SOOOOO SOOOOOO HAPPY I WAS SO EXCITED FOR THIS AND IT EXCEEDED MY EXPECTATIONS x10302949 YASSSSSSSSSSSS I HAVE TO SEE IT AGAIN IMMEDIATELY

Watched on Friday January 10, 2025.

CAMP CLASSIC!!!!!!!!

i had a LOT of fun with this. i thought it looked beautiful, the pacing was great, i really liked the main group of girls and was invested in their dynamic. the friendship felt very real and i loved watching it build throughout. they all felt like REAL people and the dialogue all felt authentic. you could TELL it was written and directed by a woman and thank god that it was, a very refreshing spin on what otherwise would’ve been just a run-of-the-mill schlocky b-movie. i was also pleasantly surprised at how suspenseful it actually was, like i was genuinely scared asf at a few points😭😭😭 the scene inside the school locker room had me so gagged that it was already so intense so early on, and kept me hooked until the end of the movie. every fake out felt well earned and kept me on edge the whole time, like i kinda just never knew where it was going, as more characters kept entering and leaving, which i loved. plus the score was FANTASTIC and really elevated every scene. the killer was also creepy as HELLLL EWWWWWW omg i hated his face it gave me chills, which is a GOOD THING!!!! super absurd and laugh out loud funny too, and all the humor felt intentional which was appreciated. that pizza scene specifically solidified this as a GEM to me. this movie knew exactly what it set out to do and accomplished it well, without ever overstaying its welcome. honestly everything you could want to be entertained, now i’m very excited for the sequel!

THE TRUE PEAK OF CINEMA

OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS A MASTERPIECE. HAUNTING. BEAUTIFUL. CHILLING. WHAT A DISTURBING AND TRAGIC LOVE STORY I’M IN COMPLETE AND UTTER AWE. I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO BLOWN AWAY BY AN ENTIRE CAST BEFORE. EVERY SINGLE ACTOR BROUGHT EXACTLY WHAT THEY NEEDED TO TO THE TABLE. IVE NEVER FELT SO MUCH LUST STARING AT A SCREEN. 

LILY ROSE DEPP YOU HAVE A LONGGGGG SUCCESFUL FLOURISHING CAREER FULL OF ENDLESS ACCOLADES AHEAD OF YOU BABY HOW DO YOU DO THAT WITH YOUR FACE????? AND YOUR BODY????? AND YOUR VOICE?????? YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING STAR. SO SO SO CAPTIVATING I CANT BELIEVE ANYBODY CAN POSSESS THAT MUCH TALENT. I WOULD PAY ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY TO BE A FLY ON THE WALL OF THAT SET. LIKE NICHOLAS HOULT….. THE FEAR IN YOUR EYES????? AND THE WAY YOUR LIPS QUIVER?????? CHILLS ARE RUNNING DOWN MY SPINE JUST THINKING OF YOUR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS. PLEASE SWEAT ALL OVER ME OHMYGOD. AND BILL???????? BABY I SPENT 30 MINUTES LOOKING FOR YOU AND YOUR BIG EYES JUST TO REALIZE THAT NOSFERATU WAS YOU???????? HOW DO YOU DO IT EVERY SINGLE TIME. YOU COMPLETELY FUCKING SHAPE SHIFTED INTO YOUR MOST TERRIFYING ROLE YET. GIVE THIS TEAM EVERY AWARD THEY COULD EVER POSSIBLY BE GIVEN Y’ALL WHAT A FUCKING FILM.

EVERY SINGLE ASPECT WAS PURE PERFECTION. THE USE OF LIGHTING AND SHADOWS WAS IMMACULATE. SOME OF THE BEST I’VE EVER SEEN. THE COMPOSITION OF EVERY SHOT WAS SO SATISFYING ON THE EYE. EVERYTHING WAS ALWAYS EXACTLY WHERE IT NEEDED TO BE. THIS WAS A MASTERCLASS IN CINEMATOGRAPHY. AND THE PACING!!!!!!! I WAS IMMEDIATELY SO HOOKED 5 MINUTES IN AND IT NEVER SOFTENED ITS GRIP ON ME. EVEN THE WEATHER FELT SO REAL BITCH WHY WAS I SHIVERING IN MY SEAT. THE COSTUME DESIGN. THE SET DESIGN. I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT EVEN JUST THE BLACK UMBRELLAS EVERYBODY WAS HOLDING AS NICHOLAS RAN THRU THE STREET. SO MANY SPECIFIC SHOTS LIKE THAT STAYED BURNED DEEPLY INTO MY BRAIN, I FEEL LIKE EVERY FRAME COULD BE ITS OWN RENAISSANCE PAINTING AND I NEED MY WALL COVERED IN THEN. I WAS JUST SO ENAMORED BY IT ALL. 

AND GOD DAMN THAT SOUND DESIGN??????? ROBERT EGGERS YOU HAVE FINALLY MADE A HUGE FAN OF ME I’M SO SORRY THAT I’M LATE TO THE GAME AND SO SORRY THAT I DIDN’T GET IT BEFORE BUT NOW I DO MORE THAN I EVER THOUGHT WAS POSSIBLE. I ALSO FEEL WEIRDLY SEXUALLY CHARGED?????? AND KINDA DISGUSTING FOR FEELING SO. BUT I JUST CANT HELP IT IM JUST SPEECHLESS. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL STORY AND IMPECCABLE FILM I MUST REWATCH AGAIN I’M FUCKING OBSESSED 5/5 AND DEFINITELY CONTENDER FOR BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR. REAL CINEMA IS SOOOOO FUCKING BACK 2024 WAS JUST THE BEST YEAR OF FILM EVER AHHHHHHHHHHHH

HANDS DOWN ONE OF THE BEST MOST SPECIAL AND BEAUTIFUL AND HEARTWARMING AND PERFECT MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE LITERALLY EVER. IT’S JUST SO FREAKING CUTE I’M SO OBSESSED THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE AND I’M HUGGING MYSELF SO TIGHTLY RIGHT NOW I LOVE GAY PEOPLE. MY PRECIOUS BABIESSSSSSSS. GOD I LOVE BEING GAY. GAYS RULE THE FUCKING WORLDDDDDDD. GAY PRIDE IS SO IMPORTANT. I LAUGHED. I CRIED SO MUCH. I ATE. I GOT SHOT. I HAD SEVERAL EPIPHANIES. I CHEERED AND CLAPPED SO LOUD. I SMILEDDDDDDDDD AND I CAN’T STOPPPP SMILINGGGG OHMYGOD I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND I LOVE LIFE AND I FREAKING LOVE LOVE. LOVE IS LITERALLY LOVE YOU GUYS WHAT?????????? WOW. I’M SO PROUD TO BE GAY IT’S SO AWESOME. I NEED TO HUG EVERY ONE IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW. THE ENTIRE TRAJECTORY OF MY LIFE JUST PERMANENTLY CHANGED FOREVER. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEE GIVE US A SEQUEL I NEED MORE OF THEM RIGHT NOW

“Just That Girl” might be the best use of a mirror in any movie that has ever used a mirror literally ever. The Oscars should name a new category after it for every movie that features a scene with a mirror

THAT WAS THE CRAZIEST MOST AMAZING CINEMATIC BEAUTIFUL HILARIOUS INSANE ENTHRALLING MOVIE EVER CREATED IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF ALL MOVIES THAT HAVE EVER BEEN RELEASED LITERALLY EVER OHMYGOD WHAT THE FUCK????? WHATTTTT???????? I CAN’T STOP JUMPING AROUND MY ROOM AND HYPERVENTILATING I JUST WITNESSED SOMETHING SO FREAKING AMAZING YOU GUYS. I’VE NEVER FELT THIS WAY INSIDE BEFORE. I’M SO MAD AT MYSELF FOR NOT CATCHING THIS IN THEATERS BECAUSE WHAT A FUCKING MAGNIFICENT EXPERIENCE. I’M IN COMPLETE AND UTTER AWE I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY OTHER THAN YEAH THAT 1000% NEEDS TO SWEEEEEEEP AT THE OSCARS. DEMI MOORE, MARGARET QUALLEY, AND EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON SET THAT HELPED CREATE THAT MASTERPIECE SHOULD BE HANDED EVERY AWARD THAT EXISTS. JUST SOOOOOOO UNABASHEDLY WEIRD AS FUCK. WHILE BEING SOOOOOO SOOOOOOOO REALLLLLLLLLLLLLL. JUST CRAZY. BATSHIT. WOW. I LOVED IT. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVED IT!!!!! SO PERFECT. ZERO NOTES. I CANT BELIEVE I EVEN JUST GOT TO LIVE THROUGH THAT. THAT SOMETHING OF THAT CALIBER CAN ACTUALLY EXIST I JUST FEEL SO FUCKING LUCKY AND BLESSED TO LIVE IN THE SAME TIMELINE AS THIS. I GENUINELY THINK THAT MIGHT BE ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES I’VE EVER WATCHED IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE LITERALLY EVER. I’M OBSESSED. REAL CINEMA IS SOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING BACK YOU GUYS!!!!

this might actually be the best movie ever made

WOW. I HAVE NO WORDS. THAT WAS THE BEST THING I EVER HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE LITERALLY EVER. FUCKING ELECTRIFYING. BRILLIANT. MAGNIFICENT. SHOWSTOPPING. their chemistry is like nothing i’ve seen before. what an enthralling story, it gripped me in so strongly right off the bat and never let me go. both characters were so captivating and so intriguing. i never knew where this was going. both gave the performance of a LIFETIME. GIVE MARGARET QUALLEY AND CHRISTOPHER ABBOTT THEIR OSCARS NOW. the script was so sharp. the camera work was fucking SICKENING. everything about this was just so perfect I’M OBSESSED. WOW. I LOVE CINEMA.

best movie i’ve seen this year

i laughed. i cried. i ate. i got shot. i had SEVERAL epiphanies.

even better the 2nd time around. i’m in complete and utter awe. this is officially my 2nd favorite movie of the year behind challengers. like UNDOUBTEDLY

OUUUU THE GODFATHER DON’T MAKE THAT FACE

i fear i kept dozing in and out of sleep the whole time… which has never happened to me before, but it was def just a me thing because i’ve been very sleep deprived and exhausted and that seat was just too damn comfy. like i don’t think it was the movie’s fault because i somehow miraculously managed to sit through night swim and imaginary this year without that happening. so will be seeing it again this weekend with some caffeine in me to give a fair rating. from the parts i did see tho, the cinematography and acting was great so yassssss beautiful gowns!!!! i’m so annoyed at myself for letting that happen because i was already pretty hooked by just the first 20 minutes alone, but then i just couldn’t fight the heavy eyelids

OH MY FUCKING GOD???????? YOU GUYSSSSSSS I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN UP FROM THE SEAT SOAKING WET BEFORE??????? LIKE THERE IS A LITERAL PUDD……DLE!!!!!!!! THAT WAS GENUINELY THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE LITERALLY EVER WHAT??????? FUCK. FUCK. I’M JUST AT A COMPLETE LOSS FOR WORDS RUGHT NOW I CAMT EVEN THINK STRAIGHT I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I CAN SAY I DON’T KNOW HOW I COULD EVER JUST MOVE ON. WHAT?????? MY HEART IS POUNDING I JUSR NEED TO FUCKING RUN 20 MILES AND JUMP AND SCREAM WHAT THE FUCK SOMETHING OTHERWORDLY WAS JUST UNLOCKED DURING THAT EXPERIENCE. I CAMT BELIEBE THAT JUSR HAPPEEND. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN. HOW WAS I EVEN ALLOWED TO EXPERIENCE SOMETHING SO MAGICAL YOU GUYS I CANT BELIEVE THIS CAN EVEN EXIST. NOTHING CAN ACCURATELT DESCRIBE HOW ENCAPSULATING AND PERFECT AND HYPTNOTIZING I LITERALLY HAVE PINS AND NEEDLES IN MY FACE JUST TRYING TO PROCESS THAT. LIKE IM FULLY HYPERVENTALATING. NICOLE. NICOOOOOOLE. YOU OSCAR WINNER. YOU STAR. YOU BEAUTIFUL ASTONISHING STAR. IM GOING TO CRY IVE NEVER FELT ANYTHING SO DEEPLY WITHIN ME BEFORE LIKE I COMPLETELY LEFT MY BODY WND SOMETHING TOOK OVER ME. THAT WAS JUST MAGNIFICANT. NOTHING HAS EVER MADE ME FEEL THAT WAY BEFORE. I FEEL FUCKING CRAZY THIS IS CRAZY YOU GUYS WHAT??????????? EVERYBODY GO SEE IT IMMEDIATELY. RIGHT NOW I SWEAR I CANNOT EXPRESS ENOUGH HOW TRULY REMARKABLE AMD BREATH TAKING AND OH MY GODDDDDD THAT WAS FROM START TO FINISH FUCK I NEED TO SEE IT AGAIN IMMEDIATELY. BEST MOVIE EVER MADE AND I’M SO FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW. WOW.

the original call me by your name if you really think about it

that was genuinely the most mind blowing thing i ever have ever seen in my entire life literally ever WHAT??????? WHAT????????????????????? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEANNNNNNNNNN????? HOW DID THEY DO IT. THE ENTIRE FILM IS LITERALLY JUST ONE. LONG. FUCKING. SHOT????????? AND IT NEVER BREAKS ONCE?????????? DAVID MOREAU YOU HAVE THE MIND OF A FUCKING MASTERMIND AND NOW I’M REALLY CONFUSED AS TO WHY YOU AREN’T THE BIGGEST DIRECTOR IN THE WORLD. those TRANSITIONS. that TENSION. my heart was racing the whole time i felt like i couldn’t fucking breathe my anxiety was through the ROOF. and THAT ACTING?????????? OSCARS. GENUINE OSCARS TO EVERYONE. ESPECIALLY LAURIE PAVY AND LUCILLE GUILLAUME. 

I just can’t wrap my head around how that was even possible and how i even just watched something so fucking fascinating. like i’m completely dumbfounded i’m just so glad i was able to just experience that. FUCK IMAGINE THAT IN A MOVIE THEATER????? WAIT HELLO WHY DIDNT THIS HAVE THE BIGGEST MARKETING CAMPAIGN LITERALLY EVER?????? I FEEL LIKE PUSHING THE NARRATIVE OF IT ALL BEING IN ONE LONG TAKE WOULD GET SO MUCH ATTENTION LIKE I’VE NEVER BEEN SOOOO QUICKLY SOLD ON ANYTHING IN MY LIFE TIL THEY SAID THAT IN THE TRAILER. this was true art in its purest form like what the fuck it’s genuinely a MASTERCLASS in filmmaking. every single aspect was just perfect i’m so happy THIS WAS SO COOL I NEED MORE THINGS LIKE THIS. YES. SCARY AS HELL TOO Y’ALL I WAS CLUTCHING MY FACE THE ENTIRE TIME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU GUYS

crying and shaking and throwing up

huge contender for best movie ever made in the entire history of all cinema literally ever

there’s simply no better choice for a movie to watch on halloween night. best entry after the original

a better movie simply does not exist

that was genuinely the worst, most painfully boring and excruciating to sit through movie i have ever had the displeasure of sitting through in my entire life literally ever. BY FAR. like i can’t name a single other movie that even comes CLOSE to putting me asleep this quickly. please please please spare yourself and don’t waste the time. i promise you’ll thank me. i can’t believe i’m never gonna get that time back, like it makes me so viscerally angry every time i think about it.

best movie ever made in the entire history of all movies that have ever been released literally ever and will quite literally never be topped ever

that genuinely might’ve been one of the best slasher movies i have ever seen in my entire life literally ever and im not even SLIGHTLY exaggerating OH MY GODDDDD. FUCK. THAT WAS SO FUCKING EPIC?????????? i normally can’t handle excessive gore like that but i still couldn’t look away for even a second because i was just so blown away by how impressive the practical effects were. everything looked SO FUCKING AWESOME. the kills were so creative too, like shit i haven’t seen done in ANY other movie. THE SHOWER SCENE AND BAR SCENE😭😭 PREPARE YOURSELF!!!!!! SO BRILLIANTLY grimy and vomit-inducing. you could really tell there was so much care and genuine love of filmmaking put into it. i seriously can’t think of the last time anything was that practical and graphic. i kept thinking it couldn’t POSSIBLY get any crazier and they kept proving me wrong over and over again. i was SCREAMINGGGG and gasping and CACKLING and CHEERING and biting my fists harder than ever. i have not reacted that strongly or had THAT MUCH FUN at a theater in soooo long. WHAT A FUCKING BLAST.

art the clown was at his absolute best, this movie put him up there at the top of the horror icon list for me. david howard thornton is so devilishly expressive, his mannerisms and facial reactions up each scene 1000x. not a single other villain balances being that hilarious and that terrifying anywhere close to as well as him. that dead stare and wide smile HAUNT me. and lauren laveras oh my god i need you in so many more horror movies IMMEDIATELY. THEE SCREAM QUEEN. what a BAD ASS FUCKING ANGEL WARRIOR. I LOVE HER!!!!!! her development in this entry was so strong and you really grow to care so deeply for her, her acting is very believable and her screams are blood curdling. THE FINAL ACT SHOWDOWN WAS PERFECT!!!! she absolutely killed it and i will be sat for ANYTHING she does in the future. let’s get her some advil for all those head whacks.

i’m just so proud to be a horror fan right now i can’t believe this type of movie actually made it to a mainstream wide release. this is an instant christmas classic i’ll be rewatching every year. the christmas atmosphere was so cozy and warm and colorful, it’s up there with the 2006 black christmas remake for me in how well it fully immerses you into that setting. i will ABSOLUTELY be seeing it again this week. this movie HAS to be experienced on the big screen. GO THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!! I CANNOT PRAISE IT ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!

coming back temporarily just to rave about how this is the best entry since the original, and one of the BEST slasher films i’ve seen in general. kirby reed you will ALWAYS be mother

multiple stand out performances in this film. ethan hawke kills it (no pun intended) as a sinister (pun intended) villain who through just his body language alone was able to make me wanna crawl out of my skin. the kid finney was great as the main protagonist, and his sister stole the show, you really care for both of them which makes events that occur in the movie so much more impactful.
 
the second and third act were extremely suspenseful, with a few effective jumpscares and a chilling atmosphere. there were just some aspects of the film that remained a little unclear, and i wish we got to see a bit more of the villain and/or his other victims, but a very entertaining and original film nonetheless.

the casting directors literally took a boat to mother lake and fished the cast out of the water. 
the opening credits alone are enough to warrant 5 stars

best entry

best out of the trilogy, and 2nd best of the whole conjuring franchise

Watched on Sunday May 29, 2022.

it was camp. something cute for the summertime

Watched on Sunday May 29, 2022.

this is the most film ever

the girls that get it, get it

Watched on Saturday May 28, 2022.

Watched on Saturday May 28, 2022.

THE definition of camp, what happens is so fucking outlandish and unrealistic but it makes for a great popcorn flick. honestly much more entertaining than the first one and once again julie’s best friend carried the movie instead of her.

Watched on Saturday May 28, 2022.