Eternals is a mess. It's not particularly good, but I still enjoyed parts of it. It's filled with so much nonsense, it doesn't do it's huge ensemble cast any justice, the pacing is stilted, the villain is forgettable, a lot of the writing is sloppy. It's poorly put together. It feels simultaneously overly ambitious, and frustratingly limited in its scope. I think the scope alone will generate some excitement and defense from MCU fans, but in the long run it'll…