When I tell you my whole body was clenched for the whole second half of this I’m not lying. Very poetic that what might be the last movie of this franchise is Tom Cruise telling us how evil AI is and that it should be destroyed

I honestly feel bad for roasting this movie’s existence when it was first revealed thinking it was just gonna be suicide squad but for marvel with the lineup because this was actually good! Best thing marvel studios has put out since GOTG 3, Florence Pugh I love you.

It still rules

You could give me all the honey from every beehive in the world and it still wouldn’t be enough to pour on Ryan Coogler after seeing this what a fucking masterpiece.

If you thought the Adam Scott jumpscare was scary wait till the Elijah Wood one hits, pissed and shitted myself when Frodo showed up let me tell you

If the first one is Heat lite then this one is Miami Vice lite. Very much enjoyed seeing Big Nick swinging around that Big Dick again

Even us tall slender guys cannot compete with someone with a mustache like that

The opening credits tho holy shit

Eddie Brock on Reddit like “Am I the asshole for using photoshop to get a job”

There’s not really anything else I can say about this movie that I haven’t already said, if you know me you know that this basically my favorite movie of all time. But what I can tell you is that seeing this in theaters again I’ve finally recaptured the high I felt as an excited 5 year old in 2004 seeing this on release day with my father at the Regal Cinema next to Fenway Park. Love this to death.

Seeing this on the big screen for the first time in my life really felt like one of those moments you feel like you could live in forever. I love this movie so much