Wannabe No Waver | Wet Streets Cinema Enthusiast

CONAN O'BRIEN: You are making a movie with Carrot Top, right?
COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH: I made a movie with a Carrot Top.
NORM MACDONALD: Wait a minute, she left Melrose Place to make a movie with Carrot Top?
CONAN O'BRIEN: That's where I'm going with this, my friend. What's the movie going to be called?
NORM MACDONALD: I know what's it's going to be called.
CONAN O'BRIEN: Yeah? What's that?
NORM MACDONALD: If its got Carrot Top in it, you know…
It's just the dumbest irony that Cassavetes worked his way up from nothing, scraping whatever acting money he could find, even mortgaged his home, to make personal film after personal film that when looked at as one giant statement ultimately reaches the artistic conclusion that the only thing that matters in the end; is love. Only for that to repeatedly inspire a fucking clown parade of legacy kid dipshits to make movies that consist entirely of couples arguing as a shortcut to being taken serious.