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Favorite films

  • Dont Look Back
  • Psycho
  • A Hard Day's Night
  • Rosemary's Baby

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  • Big Time Movie

    ★★★★

  • Nowhere Boy

    ★★½

  • Help!

    ★★½

  • A Hard Day's Night

    ★★★★

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Y2K

2024

★★★★½ Liked Watched

i'm having a hard time processing this because i just got to meet kyle mooney himself and anyone who knows me knows how absolutely huge this moment is for me. not only was i lucky enough to get to see this early and also hear a post-film q&a with kyle mooney and evan winter, but then to meet someone i adore and love so much and get to tell him (shakily, i'll add) how i plan to work with his…

Brigsby Bear

2017

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

"what if they don't like it?"

let me put this into context. brigsby bear is kyle mooney's lars and the real girl.

this is the sort of movie that only works with one specific person behind the wheel, and that person is kyle mooney. the humanity and genuineness of this movie doesn't work without the heart and care for craft of mooney's vision (as we will later see him go on to expand with SMASH!). where this could have poked…

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Big Time Movie

2012

★★★★ Liked Watched

a few thoughts i had during this:

their entire two minute spy montage set to help was better than the entire help! film

kendall schmidt could play austin powers but mike myers couldn't play kendall knight.

it's diamond. james diamond.

rent was clearly due because this is the best big time rush has ever sounded. outperformed the beatles at every turn. don't believe me? compare both versions of can't buy me love and you will soon agree. it's ridiculous how good they all sound on each track.

kendall & james are the mclennon of big time rush.

Nowhere Boy

2009

★★½ Watched

"i'm in my buddy holly phase."

truly such a boring movie where i feel like nothing happened over the course of the quite (thankfully) brief run time. not even trying to cloud my judgement becasue of well.....the grooming that occured from this....it just genuinely isn't very interesting. the best parts are anything to do with john & paul and they're so limited. atj & tbs do well though in their respective roles. i heard tbs learned to play left handed? most positive…

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Crush

2013

Watched

HE STUCK HIS FEET IN THE WATER WITH HIS SHOES ONEBSBDBWBSBSBD S S SBSNWN

The Shrouds

2024

★★★ Watched

"your grief is rotting your teeth."

obsessed with whatever guy pearce was doing

saw at the music box with q&a from david cronenberg (and the world's worst, most annoying "interviewer" ever)