Jed H Pro

Currently making my way through Best Picture winners, Kurosawa, and more!

Favorite films

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Only Yesterday
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • Parasite

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  • The Phoenician Scheme

    ★★★

  • Cold War

    ★★★

  • The Hidden Fortress

    ★★★★

  • His Motorbike, Her Island

    ★★★★

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Sinners

2025

★★★★½ 1

I have seen the light and it's shaped like two Michael B. Jordans.

Seven Samurai

1954

★★★★½ Watched

Sure it was groundbreaking for its time, but for what in essence is such a simple plot, the Seven Samurai for all intents and purposes should not have had the lasting impact it has had nor the legendary status it has achieved. But through both Kurosawa's direction and the performances on screen that this relatively simple defense of a sixteenth-century Japanese village becomes far more enveloping than almost every modern action film. And while I could wax lyrical about the…

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The Phoenician Scheme

2025

★★★ 4

Me after watching The French Dispatch: 'Well I didn't think Wes Anderson could get any more Wes Anderson, but I still loved it.'

Me after watching Asteroid City: 'Well I didn't think Wes Anderson could get any more Wes Anderson, but I still loved it.'

Me after The Phoenician Scheme: 'Well I didn't think Wes Anderson could get even more Wes Anderson..."

Mia Threapleton's sardonic counterweight to the generally uninteresting Del Toro is what saves this film. That and Michael Cera, of course.

Cold War

2018

★★★ Watched

A complete deconstruction of exposition with discordant snapshots of a tenuous but honest romance. Unfortunately, the characters suffer as a result.

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Flow

2024

★★★½ 1

Damn capybara idk u were chill like that

Memoir of a Snail

2024

★★★★½ 1

Would you still love me if I were a snail?