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Corny but fun.

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The problems I have with this one are spread throughout, but they’re all because of the 3rd act.

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Legion leans heavily on its aesthetic, with the end-of-the-world diner setting evoking a sense of familiarity—like something out of a late-night roadside memory or an old TV rerun. That part works. The cracked desert backdrop and grimy kitchen visuals leave a lasting impression. But then there’s the rest: the infamous “All babies burn” line feels like shock value for its own sake, and the archangel fight scenes—especially between Michael and Gabriel—are pure cheese. It’s a film with flashes of atmosphere, but it fumbles nearly everything else it reaches for.

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Trish screams through the entire final act.

Awful, but I love it.

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I saw this once within a year or so of release. I’ve been confusing it with a different movie, and ing it incorrectly. For years.

So… what’s the one where they move into the house, and there’s like an old morgue in the basement? Haunting in Connecticut comes to mind, but I guess I should look it up.

It’s a bit ridiculous that people just keep showing up to the house. Not really all that believable.

This movie has BALLS tho. I’ll give it that.

Excellent finale.

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Murder someone, and the curse skips you? 

I’ve been watching too much Final Destination.

This one is genuinely scary fs.

Ass.

LEPRECHAUN

Still the best Final Destination sequel, but not by much.

FINAL DESTINATION

Frankie Cheeks is old school, ladies

FINAL DESTINATIONS

Two stars is not bad for the worst film in a franchise.

FINAL DESTINATION RANKED

The Halloween franchise must be lactose intolerant or something, cuz this is another stinker.

HALLOWEEN RANKED

Some of these Nightmare on Elm Street films are classics, and this is likely the best of the bunch. I don’t however, think we need any more of these films until someone does a complete rework of the Freddy character. Anyone who wants to see this creepy pervert go after kids again should be on a list, lol.

A proper remake could be very scary.

NIGHTMARE

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What a banger.

This will always be a favorite of mine. Bill Murray is superb. Just adorable. Great family movie.

Ahoy!

Just an absolute classic. Dreyfuss’ decent into madness is hilarious. Oblivious Bob just taking over his life/family.

Never realized this was directed by Yoda. Thanks LB.

Big nostalgia for this one.

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Ranks higher as a Friday the 13th film than a Nightmare on Elm Street movie, but is definitely more of a NOES movie.

I cringe. I laugh. I watch it again.

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A Jason card game could be fun.
Maybe not that one tho.

New Fear Street coming Friday, and I’ll be there.

All the Wrong Moves

Prepping for Friday.

Gonna rewatch all 3. 🤙

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Oh man, she was so close to killing him more than a couple of times in the 2nd act.

Pretty suspenseful. They did some really suspenseful shit with the concept fs. Not being able to move.

That kid was in AHS?

Decent 90 minutes. On Netflix.

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Oh, I have such mixed feelings about these 3 newest Halloween films. They’re such a mixed bag.

Halloween 2018 may be the best of the 3, but Kills is my personal favorite.

It’s a unique entry in the franchise in that it doesn’t stand on its own at all. It feels like the middle chapter of a trilogy.

Cuz it is.

But, the aesthetic here is amazing and this is damn near perfect Michael.

I love that they kill Karen. What a flat character.

Tough guy Tommy was a joke

Love Lives Today

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Finally watched this after skipping past it on Netflix for a couple of years.

It’s pretty good, but there’s so many films just like it, and it’s not particularly my thing. It wasn’t overly clever, no twists really other than one kinda early on.

Meh. It was alright.

Cutting out the girl’s voice boxes and hunting them? Creepy.

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Tony Todd at the end. So, that was cool.

Interesting characters. Visually creepy. Cinematography was great.

I didn’t realize this was a sequel.

I’ve only ever seen the original, and am not really much of a fan.

The score was creepy ah.

I had a decent enough time with this one.

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That did not go as I expected. Well done.

Homie wasn’t a very good guy.

Loved Bill Burr’s part. Even though it’s just like 15 seconds long and it’s only his voice.

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Fox and Franco are great together  but other than that it’s as mid as it gets.

Leans on the comedy, and it works well. The fight scenes are great. Story is decent.

Snoop smoking blunts and killing vamps was cool. His entry/exit music was great.

Half star for the “mowing down vamps with my best friend bud” remix during the credits.

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This one took me over a week to finish, but that’s probably just because I’ve been bingeing the Final Destination films in prep for Bloodlines.

I really enjoyed Muncie, and The Madness. It had quite a bit more twists and turns in the first half than the second, but was pretty captivating throughout. I was invested.

The guy who played Stu Magnussen was in Cabin in the Woods, and Get Out. That was cool. Liked him in Cabin, for sure.

The guy who played Muncie was great. Not sure if I’ve seen him in anything.

I doubt we’ll get a second season or if I’d even watch one, but this one’s worth putting at the end of your list for when Netflix is dry.

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FINAL DESTINATION RANKED

It’s nice to be back in the theater for a horror sequel.

Bloodlines mostly stayed true to the franchise, while subverting some of our expectations. The premonition fakeout almost pissed me off, at first.  I’ll it. But I think it works nicely. They got the atmosphere damn near perfect, and everything flows just like any other Final Destination film.

Bobby might be my favorite character in the franchise next to Alex Browning. Between not killing a baby, and that little turtle. lol. His style of humor worked.

The mother’s arc was interesting.

Tony Todd’s part was cool. Kinda sad tho. Glad he talked about life.

Was having trouble figuring out whether 1-5 existed in this universe, but I suppose it does.

Might not see it again in theaters. Yet, I might.

Not disappointed at all. Not overly thrilled, either. Definitely enjoyed it. 6/10.

ALL OF THE FILMS IVE SEEN IN THEATERS

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FINAL DESTINATION RANKED

About to head to the theater for Bloodlines.

Figured I’d rewatch the OG right before going. Probably going to be the most/only mentioned of the prior films.

I hope the main premonition for the new one wasn’t in the trailer. Shouldn’t have watched that, but I did. Atleast I abstained from consuming any “predictions” or trailer analysis videos.

Sawa 🤙🤙

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FINAL DESTINATION FILMS RANKED

Heading to the theater tonight for the new one 🤙🤙🤙 can’t wait.

This one ties the franchise together nicely, and is a little bit of an improvement over the previous installment. Slightly too much drama/filler though. We don’t care that much about these characters.

I wonder if the new one’s gonna be any good.

We shall see.

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I mean, he still has to get out of the back of the cruiser.

Probably pretty accurate representation of girl dad at such an event. I thought all of the concert stuff was done really well.

Hartnett is good as usual.

Very well put together film. Not often MNS sticks a landing, honestly.

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Spent some time picking out a film from the Halloween franchise tonight, and felt most in the mood for this out of the 13.

Can’t believe it’s already 7 years old. It’s a classic. The best Myers, by far. James Jude Courtney. Fantastic.

This one was an instant classic. Pretty horrifying.

the clowns who said you were racist if you didn’t like this movie? Talk about being on the wrong side of history. That didn’t age well, but the film has.

Anyway, this one’s definitely worth the watch.

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The pool prolapse death…. Damn.

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I never hear anyone mention this one, so I guess it’s underrated.

A unique concept pulled off very well.

Nothing stand-out, really. Nothing too great, or over the top. Just solid. From beginning to end.

After going back and forth with “is this real, or not real”, the quick switch at the end back to real isn’t 100% believable to me. Small nitpick.

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Main character dudes premonitions were super specific each time… for the 3D 😬

How many people splat on the front of large vehicles in this franchise? Either by walking right in front of one, or having one come right at them. I feel like there’s a lot.

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Flammable vodka.

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This one’s awesome.

The most lighthearted self delete I’ve seen in cinema. Literally popping champagne less than 30 seconds after. Keeping the noose on+the elevator scene are just icing on the cake. That was great.

This series loves nail guns.

This franchise has been the same film over and over just less believable.

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Marathoning these kinda randomly, and this one’s grown on me.

Never enjoyed roller coasters. 🎢 

The first 3 opening premonitions are very relatable.

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The tanning beds lol

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Again in prep for the new one

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Twice in a day 🤙

Watched the trailer for the new one today. Getting excited 🤙🤙🤙

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This franchise has the consistency of Evil Dead without the quality.

The most ridiculous entry so far. All 5 of these are more than watchable. Hopefully the 6th as well.

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Pretty underrated. Just as good as the second one, really. It knows what it is, but doesn’t abuse itself 

The tanning bed kill is super memorable, and roller coasters are scary. The drive-thru kill lol

The train at the end is brutal. Always thought that was great.

At this rate, I’ll end up liking 4 and 5 again.

Watching these in prep for the new one.

Prob gonna watch again w/ G tonight

FD RankeD

Sometimes I give this one too much shit.

Top tier opening premonition sequence. Probably only second to the original.

Maintains most of the quality of the original. Wish I could say the same for 3,4,and 5.

The ladder through the eye, and the kid getting crushed by the glass are the most memorable kills.

That log truck stays in my head.

FINAL DESTINATION RANKED

The soundtrack is awful tho. ha

FINAL DESTINATION FILMS RANKED

It’s got C.J. from the Dawn of the Dead remake, and MGK plays a guy named C.J.

Other than that, it’s just alright.

Zombie-ish.

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I go back and forth with this one. I like the way they tie it back to the first film, but it would have been better with Sawa.

These sequels roll downhill. Hopefully the new one stops the trend. It’s been a long time since the last one, so I’m worried the new one won’t fit with the first 5 so well. We shall see.

Final Destination Films Rated

I don’t have high hopes for the new film, or even much of any expectations at all. I have however, been watching this franchise off and on since I was a kid. I think I’ll be going to see it in theaters.

Gotta rewatch 1-5 first.

This one’s surely the best of the lot. Sawa. Originality. The only believable entry, really. Tbh/imo. The sequels just don’t have the ‘magic’ this one brings.

Looking forward to FD6

R.I.P.  T.T.

Agent Shrek lol

Sawa thought he was better than FD sequels?

Cameo in the new?

Final Destination Films Rated

The kid who was in some Marvel films saying something about spiders in the basement was fs the best part.

Not very good. Watched after seeing a few funny negative reviews. I got a kick out of the whole thing though, honestly.

People can be pretty lame w/ the astrology stuff fr.

Definitely could’ve been worse.

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Third act cringe bath.

Mason Gooding is good. I always want to call him Mason Gooding Jr. 

2nd act was great. Kinda predictable but subverted enough of my expectations to be effective.

Some good nods to other horror films. Like chief Hartley from Scream 2.

Kudos to the actors for delivering that cringe 3rd act dialogue.

Always down for Mason in a slasher tho. He must be a fan.

Should have set up a sequel?

Bludworth

1. Final Destination
2. Final Destination 2
3. Final Destination 3
4. Final Destination Bloodlines
5. Final Destination 5
6. The Final Destination

The devils ass

1. Halloween
2. Halloween
3. Halloween II
4. Halloween Kills
5. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
6. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
7. Halloween II
8. Halloween Ends
9. Halloween
10. Halloween III: Season of the Witch

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All of the movies I’ve seen in theaters.

• Final Destination Bloodlines
• Civil War

  W/ ty and haley

• Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

  Saw w Ty

• Scream VI

  W ty

• Jurassic World Dominion

  W ty

• The Batman

  Solo

• Halloween Kills

  W/ ty +changypoo+smetherd

• Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

  W/ Keith

• Countdown

  Solo

• The Lion King

  W/ a girl from work

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Easter Eggs, red herrings. Super meta, and self referencing. Snake may be eating its own tail at this point, but I’m here for it. Hurry up w/ 7!

1. Scream
2. Scream 4
3. Scream 2
4. Scream 3
5. Scream
6. Scream VI

I’ll always be rewatching these schlocky cheesefests.

1. Freddy vs. Jason
2. Friday the 13th
3. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
4. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
5. Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
6. Friday the 13th Part 2
7. Jason X
8. Friday the 13th Part III
9. Friday the 13th
10. Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

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May as well start this now. 2/1/25

• One Hundred and One Dalmatians

  K+T went out for pictures, and I babysat.

My top 10 films reviewed since I ed Letterboxd.

• Star Wars
• Jurassic Park
• Terminator 2: Judgment Day
• Die Hard
• The Warriors
• Pulp Fiction
• The Terminator
• Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
• Toy Story
• Jaws

Spider-Man films

• Spider-Man
• Spider-Man 2
• Spider-Man 3
• The Amazing Spider-Man
• The Amazing Spider-Man 2
• Spider-Man: Homecoming
• Spider-Man: Far From Home
• Spider-Man: No Way Home

Movies my Dad recommended. Going ALL the way back.

• Star Wars
• The Terminator
• Terminator 2: Judgment Day
• Die Hard
• Alien
• The Warriors
• First Blood
• Con Air
• The Empire Strikes Back
• The Thing

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1. Step Brothers
2. Shaun of the Dead
3. The Wolf of Wall Street
4. Deadpool & Wolverine
5. Halloween
6. Scary Movie 4
7. Bad Santa
8. Solo: A Star Wars Story
9. The Purge
10. The Purge: Anarchy

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Star Wars Universe

1. Star Wars
2. The Empire Strikes Back
3. Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
4. Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
5. Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
6. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
7. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
8. Return of the Jedi
9. Solo: A Star Wars Story
10. Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

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Trash lol

1. Hellraiser
2. Hellraiser
3. Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
4. Hellraiser: Hellworld
5. Hellraiser: Hellseeker
6. Hellraiser: Inferno
7. Hellbound: Hellraiser II
8. Hellraiser: Bloodline
9. Hellraiser: Deader
10. Hellraiser: Revelations

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My top 10 films from 2024.

1. The 8 Show
2. Deadpool & Wolverine
3. A Quiet Place: Day One
4. The Platform 2
5. MaXXXine
6. Civil War
7. In a Violent Nature
8. Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire
9. Joker: Folie à Deux
10. Miller's Girl

• Batman
• Batman Returns
• Batman Forever
• Batman & Robin
• Batman Begins
• The Dark Knight
• The Dark Knight Rises
• The Batman

Not sure when I’ll get around to the ‘universe’ films 🤷

• The Conjuring
• Annabelle
• The Conjuring 2
• Annabelle: Creation
• The Nun
• Annabelle Comes Home
• The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It
• The Nun II

Walkie talkie Die Hard

• Die Hard
• Die Hard 2
• Die Hard With a Vengeance
• Live Free or Die Hard
• A Good Day to Die Hard

“Nice night for a walk”

• The Terminator
• Terminator 2: Judgment Day
• Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
• Terminator Salvation
• Terminator Genisys
• Terminator: Dark Fate

“Thank you, Ridley Scott rules. Name another.”

• Alien
• Aliens
• Alien³
• Alien Resurrection
• Prometheus
• Alien: Covenant
• Alien: Romulus

Can’t Cuck the Chuck

1. Child's Play
2. Child's Play 2
3. Bride of Chucky
4. Child's Play
5. Cult of Chucky
6. Child's Play 3
7. Seed of Chucky
8. Curse of Chucky

SEXMEN

• X-Men
• X2
• X-Men: The Last Stand
• X-Men: First Class
• X-Men: Days of Future Past
• X-Men: Apocalypse

Master Bates

• Psycho
• Psycho II
• Psycho III
• Psycho IV: The Beginning
• Psycho

One of the more consistent horror franchises as far as quality.

1. Saw
2. Saw III
3. Saw VI
4. Saw X
5. Saw 3D
6. Saw II
7. Saw V
8. Spiral: From the Book of Saw
9. Jigsaw
10. Saw IV

Meh ☹️

• Cabin Fever
• Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever
• Cabin Fever: Patient Zero
• Cabin Fever

Quite the homage to the slasher genre.

1. Hatchet
2. Victor Crowley
3. Hatchet II
4. Hatchet III

It’s been almost 15 years since we’ve gotten a new one, lol.

• A Nightmare on Elm Street
• A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge
• A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
• A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
• A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child
• Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
• New Nightmare
• Freddy vs. Jason
• A Nightmare on Elm Street

These are great lol. More twists than the Saw franchise. Not really cuz there’s only 4, but close.

1. Wild Things
2. Wild Things 2
3. Wild Things: Foursome
4. Wild Things: Diamonds in the Rough

Sometimes these are connected in some way to a full length film, or just look interesting. Mostly they’re trash.

1. We're Not Safe Here
2. Transfigure
3. Moonstruck
4. Seagrass
5. Curve
6. The Tent
7. Saw
8. What We Found Out There
9. It's Not About Fear
10. Ignore It

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These aren’t very good, but have such an interesting concept that I have a hard time not watching these once in a while. Not so much the remake lol

1. Cube
2. Cube 2: Hypercube
3. Cube Zero
4. Cube

• Leprechaun
• Leprechaun 2
• Leprechaun 3
• Leprechaun 4: In Space
• Leprechaun in the Hood
• Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood
• Leprechaun: Origins
• Leprechaun Returns

• Scary Movie
• Scary Movie 2
• Scary Movie 3
• Scary Movie 4
• Scary Movie 5

• The Exorcist
• Exorcist II: The Heretic
• The Exorcist III
• Exorcist: The Beginning
• Dominion: Prequel to The Exorcist
• The Exorcist: Believer

• The Evil Dead
• Evil Dead II
• Army of Darkness
• Evil Dead
• Evil Dead Rise

• Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
• Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
• Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
• Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
• Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
• Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
• Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
• Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

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• The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
• Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
• The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
• Texas Chainsaw 3D
• Leatherface
• Texas Chainsaw Massacre

• The Hills Have Eyes
• The Hills Have Eyes Part 2
• The Hills Have Eyes
• The Hills Have Eyes 2