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maybe the real fork found in the kitchen is the alien found in our stomach <3
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Now THIS is a Fortnite themed birthday party.
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idk if its tik tok brain but this was long as hell and each act felt like it's own movie...
the gotcha of it all just made the final act the most grueling bc whatever you know you know, you know that it is gonna get flipped on its head... then you actually don't know anything so you're just waiting for it to tell you what tf is going on.
very fun ride though always love korean horror, maybe as a horror maniac I've seen a lot of this before so I wasn't as shocked, but its all very fun.
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I haven't been actually jumpscared in so long
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monkey!
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weeeeee all five destinations finaled
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ThreeEEEeeEEEeeeee DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEE
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Part of the reason why I'm not afraid of roller coasters is because when I was little I always thought that it'd be cool to die like how they did in this movie
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undiagnosed anxiety = immortality
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this is crazy actually watching this not in a YouTube compilation...
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we are all going to... ooo kitty!
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this is SUCH a video game
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yayyy!
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space dino hunger games
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evangelic dolphin is a gun
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why all cat owner's fantasy is their cat wanting them dead
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mmm baby
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pet ur dog
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:( da cow
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straight music video nights are gonna go crazy
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Watched on Tuesday May 20, 2025.
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Love this+l!)
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me seeing the killer use an architectural scale, floor plans, and a light box :-)
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getting into quick drag in the middle of the court trial was insane, sashay away.
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This is so good. Like so good.
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Really hones in on the 80's aesthetic/vibe in a more real/melancholy representation rather than the neon rollerskates that the era is usually shown as. Truly feels like you're watching an old cult classic from that era.
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That one line when they're on the phone... love this movie.
If it starts getting too rom or commy, someone dies... perfect!
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black comedy(?!) film!!!? COMEDY???? fuck you!!@!!!
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ooey gooey
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yay new creature design!... but like... what is that... fr... what is it doing... why it CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP and go BRRRRRRRRR... hmmmmmmmm, fun but hmmmm
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This 97 year old doctor still serves their plastic surgery the old-fashioned way
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Greta Thunberg was behind it all
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charli xcx has this power but instead of evil it attracts gay people
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watching this after it got nom'd in dead meat horror awards!
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the original is so bleak and ive aggressive (?) where this one was so high-energy and angry (hugely thanks to james mcavoy's insane performance here). It made it worth watching despite knowing the main story beats from the original.
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Love this
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all hail church's
all hail church's
Free thinker until I hear
I'LL CUT OFF HIS HEAD, AND SHOVE IT UP MY ASS!!!!
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This is still such a devastating watch and did so much for the Black Mirror Universe... like they even hinted at the U.S.S. Callister S7 plotline of illegal digital clones being used for video games?!
The existential dread that being a 'cookie' gives off is so unfathomably horrific.
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Not this lowkey giving Conclave tea (it is literally happening)
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The way this isn't even that weird anymore... in fact it's popular to have AI conversations with someone exclusively based on what surface information is available online... we just aren't packaging them into reconstructed bodies... yet...
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Wife didn't die but the last few minutes of this belongs in the Hall of Fame of Dead Wife Flashbacks.
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this is lowkey about The Sims / The Sims Community actually btw...
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This is still fucking crazy by the way.
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GAG OMG
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Was playing in the background as white noise and ended up finding a new path that I've never played before?!
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Still very unique and fun, I hope one day Netflix re-uses this Interactive feature...
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Chekov's Sydney Sweeney
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Literally everyone except casting, the actresses, and whoever got Beyonce and Britney Spears in this was ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL!!!!!!!!
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Loved it.
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I have not audibly gasped b2b at every single kill in a movie before oh my godddddddddddd , also such novel future tech/architecture, also camera work is insane?
]]>Ranked all the Alien movies, but also added other Alien movies I've seen because why not.
- Cloverfield
It feels a little unfair putting this in here, but come on.
- No One Will Save You
What's better than more aliens? Different aliens!
- 10 Cloverfield Lane
It's just so good at making you question whether or not there are Aliens, which is something that a certain franchise with ALIEN in the title, likely will never be able to do.
- Aliens
What's better than an alien? More aliens. Duh.
- Alien: Romulus
This was my first Alien movie in a long time and this movie is to blame for this list. It beats out Resurrection just because the scares/kills in this one are too good to ignore.
- Sputnik
Alien found in stomach is the new fork found in kitchen
- Alien Resurrection
Alien Resurrection does some very fun stuff with the design of the Alien in this one, the character/crew in this holds it back from beating Aliens for me though.
- Alien
I didn't like this as much as I thought I would.
- Alien³
Not bad, but next to everyone else... it's bad.
Final Destination and other insane death curse movies ranked!
]]>Rewatching Black Mirror to get me through finals and thought I'd rank and also include some other movies that feel like they're their own Black Mirror episodes!
- Black Mirror: White Christmas
Favorite of S2
- Black Mirror: White Bear
- Black Mirror: Nosedive
Favorite of S3
- They Cloned Tyrone
- Black Mirror: Be Right Back
- Black Mirror: The Entire History of You
Favorite of S1
- Companion
- Black Mirror: Fifteen Million Merits
- Black Mirror: The National Anthem
- Black Mirror: The Waldo Moment
...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
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I snuck my dog (Chaser) into the theater to come watch it with me.
I do not think my dog left as affected by the centipede soul stealing baby as I was...
- Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
Saw this at a mall in Scotland with friends.
- The Substance
Getting the ooh's from avid horror fans, the shock from normal people, and the laughs from the men this film is literally about was really interesting.
- Midsommar
Went to the theater to see the new Spiderman, some of the film kids said a new horror movie was also in theaters.
We joked that we wish we saw Spiderman instead, but deep down I was happy I just watched that yellow house burn.
- Mama
Had me drawing butterflies in my notebook and pretending like I was also raised in the woods.
- Horror Express
My first awareness of being alive...
- The Entity
Explores the domestic abuse / woman as masochist stereotype through paranormal activity.
- Paranormal Activity
Deals with a similarly recurring haunting than The Entity, with less controversial sexual politics.
- Outer Space
- Dream Work
- The Watcher in the Woods
- The Burning Bed
- Deadly Intentions
All films mentioned in Track 1 of the audio book on Spotify.
- Red Desert
The neurotic personality of our time.
- Possession
- The Moor's Head
- The Devil and Daniel Mouse
- The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
- Pandora's Box
- Rebecca
- The Horrible Dr. Hichcock
- Carrie
- Don't Deliver Us from Evil
...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
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The last time I did this was to kill time during a road trip in 2015 so super excited to get familiar again with John Kramer and his disciples.
- Saw
See my review for Saw (2004)
- Saw X
See my review for Saw X (2023)
- Spiral: From the Book of Saw
See my review to find out why the hell Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021) is so high on this list lol.
- Saw VI
See my review for Saw VI (2009)
- Saw III
Saw III holds a special place in my heart because it has my favorite trap of the entire series, The Rack.
See my review for Saw III (2006)
- Saw V
See my review for Saw V (2008)
- Jigsaw
See my review for Jigsaw (2017)
- Saw II
See my review for Saw II (2005) cause I bet you're wondering why it's so low.
- Saw IV
See my review for Saw IV (2007)
- Saw 3D
See my review for Saw 3D (2010)
Movies with scenes that have dealt permanent psychic damage to me.
- Skinamarink
Literally ruins darkness for the rest of your life.
- Nope
I got claustrophobia, vorarephobia, megalophobia, and Jordanpeelophobia all in one scene.
- The Collection
When I go to the club club club club club [I LOOK UP AT THE CEILING TO MAKE SURE THERE ISN'T FARMING EQUIPMENT OR HYDRAULIC PRESSES]
- Society of the Snow
As someone who travels a lot, this is something I need to avoid thinking about...
- mother!
I have to skip that scene when I watch this. It just looks too real.
- The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)
Sometimes when I step on the gas... I think about this.
- All Quiet on the Western Front
War.
- Martyrs
I thought I was ready to watch Martyrs, and I was very wrong.
- Beau Is Afraid
I didn't want to put this here but I literally cried when the dad showed up because my mind had simply given up, exhausted all of it's power to figure out what was going on and then that happened and I just had to sit and watch the rest of the movie shell-shocked.
- Nekromantik
I need this to remain the worst movie I have ever seen and if it ever isn't I'm too far gone.
This year's prescription for my annual dose of horror.
- Midsommar
NEW CLASSIC
- Hereditary
NEW CLASSIC
- Us
NEW CLASSIC
- Get Out
NEW CLASSIC
- Benny Loves You
KILLER TOYS
- Child's Play 2
★ KILLER TOYS ★
- Cult of Chucky
KILLER TOYS
- Suspiria
BONUS FRIGHT I
- As Above, So Below
FOUND FOOTAGE
- The Blair Witch Project
★ FOUND FOOTAGE ★
...plus 27 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
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