Vin Diesel voice: da movies.

It’s probably better than three and a half but man sometimes I just kinda get annoyed with how Eggers tries to sincerely update old stories with a modern mindset that leads to things like the sexual subtext of vampirism made into text, to which I can only nod at sex scenes and go “yeah, sure man, you’re not wrong, that’s the thing it is.”
When I was young and Catholic, the priest at mass would consecrate the Holy Communion and then announce "Let us proclaim the mystery of faith." As I grew older, I wondered more and more why a religion bound in mystery would make so many unprovable assertions. Not just on matters of Heaven and Hell, but even on matters directly front of us, like the wafer and the wine, which supposedly retained all the "accidents" (physical characteristics) of ordinary reality and…