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This shit is like Oppenheimer but at least during Oppenheimer I knew wtf was going on
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Guy in front of us was giving cringe one liners I think he was there because he is a little too into Japan
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Do you think his feet count as a flared base
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Donโt give up on your dreams or miku fucking dies
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Unrealistic as fuck panic attack. As a white person I am very disappointed
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Nooo donโt kill yourself youโre so sexy ahaha
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Doomed yaoi
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Mid as fuck. Worse than the first time I watched it. The editing was so aged, the audio mixing sucked, the acting was terrible, they made a badass woman a damsel in distress and a skinny ass gay man able to kill 9 people at the end with no gun nothing. Even the premise of the zombie apocalypse in this movie is dumb. I can appreciate that it is a indie British film but that doesnโt excuse the fact that itโs overrated as hell. One of the only good things about this movie is the fact that we see Cillian Murphyโs dick and balls
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My original review for this was โIf I was Kiki I would make the Hindenburg look like a jokeโ but then that actually became the plot of the movie so now I donโt know what to say
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A cool experimental avant-garde film with aโฆ 45 minute singing break?
I feel like this movie would have been way cooler if it took the Blair Witch route and made it an ARG. The Weekend should have had a fake mental breakdown irl at one of his concerts and make other connections and this movie would have been huge. I didnโt even realize this was supposed to be a movie about The Weekend until halfway through.
I would have done this to Donald Glover when I was like 16 if I had been given the chance though
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THEY MADE THE FUCKING POPE WOKE
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Men only want one thing and itโs disgusting
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Walker uses Walker/Walker pronouns
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What does Finn Wolfhard got to do with any of this
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Sir this is a McDonalds
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Rogue from X-Men becomes part of a lesbian werewolf orgy and I am not joking
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I get if the ending is supposed to be figurative or like โoooh this is all a dreamโ or something. But if itโs not. I am fucking infuriated. Fuck you Edgars
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Holy fucking shitttt this is peak. I still enjoyed this movie thoroughly even though I watched Deadpool x Wolverine before this. I love you Patrick Stewart
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1-800-273-8255 by Logic ft. Hatsune Miku
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Told my bf after this that if I was ever in this situation just put me down lowkey
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I canโt sympathize with Chris Prattโs character at any point of this movie because he is literally fucking Mario and Garfield
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They do a Frank Ocean ass music transition and it is literally one of the most cinematic things I have ever seen in my life
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Doomed yaoi
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Actual realistic depiction of LA
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Finally some annoying white film bro with food allergies representation
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Man ๐คฎ๐๐ ๐ค๐ก๐ซ
Terrorist ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐ซถ
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and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the sunlight that came through the shuffling leaves of the summer trees
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the light that fell from the crisp night sky of winter, where a fleck of light in the corner of the player's eye might be a star a million times as massive as the sun, boiling its planets to plasma in order to be visible for a moment to the player, walking home at the far side of the universe, suddenly smelling food, almost at the familiar door, about to dream again
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the zeros and ones, through the electricity of the world, through the scrolling words on a screen at the end of a dream
and the universe said I love you
and the universe said you have played the game well and the universe said everything you need is within you
and the universe said you are stronger than you know and the universe said you are the daylight and the universe said you are the night
and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you
and the universe said the light you seek is within you and the universe said you are not alone
and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing
and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code
and the universe said I love you because you are love.
And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love.
You are the player.
Wake up.
JARVIS order two Gwyneth Paltrow vagina candles immediately
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So qualities of a good man includeโฆ suicidal tendencies?
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Loki redemption arc soon pleaseeee pleaseeeeeeeee pretty pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
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You know, Elon Muskโs cameo is a bit ironic considering how similar both him and Tony Stark are now. Except instead of being a superhero musk is a fucking neo nazi
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WHAT KIND OF FOOL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR? HEโS JOHN MALKOVICH, SHEโS JOHN MALKOVICH, YOUโRE JOHN MALKOVICH, IโM JOHN MALKOVICH! IS THERE ANY OTHER JOHN MALKOVICHES I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT??
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LEBRON MENTION ๐๐โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐โ๏ธโ๏ธ WE LOVE YOU KING JAMES
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Someone needs to fire their DP IMMEDIATELY
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Oversaturated unfocused pixelated mess but somehow amazing. Removed a star because the guy in front of me in class is wearing a massive fucking fedora.
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I lowkey understand Trask. If I had met those two gay Europeans Iโd want to kill them as well
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Youโre telling me this movie takes place in America and not a single civilian has a gun
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Got bored halfway through and went to a different theater to watch Sonic 3 for a few minutes
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Do you think one of his ops was just trying to traumatize him on live tv
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Corniest movie of the year award
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Sorry babe canโt pay rent this month me and the boy gotta eat mozzarella
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I never want to see another fucking monkey ever again
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R.I.P. Ellen Hutter you would have loved Zoloft
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Loses half a star cause there was a family talking behind us the entire movie and the kid kept calling shadow โblack sonicโ like if ur not going to teach your kids theatre etiquette at least make sure they get the lore right ๐โ
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Horrible interpretation of The Count. The only numbers he ever said were one, two, and three
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My first Screen X viewing! My full review:
The actual screen X part only happened for a little less than half the movie, so going between scenes that did/did not have screen x was extremely jarring at times. I feel like if they had it going the entire movie I would have enjoyed it more. That being saidโฆ
If youโre staring at the main screen the entire time I think itโs a cool experience, and I believe Regal is hoping people donโt glance at the extended screens. But considering this is my 5th viewing of this movie I kept looking to the sides and holy shit it was bad. Iโll give credit where credit is due, they use a combination of elements to extend the screen, such as actual (partially rendered) models from the movie, help from wide shots, and (I assume Regal?) created CGI. The models and the wide shots were cool but the CGI fucking sucked. There is a few scenes (such as Krysten Ritter grabbing the card or Sonic helping shadow up) that looked straight out of Sonic Adventure 2. Was extremely jarring and took away from the movie
I think Screen X would be a sick concept if it was more widespread. I would love to see movies shot with a wider lens, be cut to a smaller frame, and have the outer parts be part of a Screen X viewing rather than Regal having to create images themselves. I would love to see a film like Napoleon (1927) on a screen like this but no producer is going to do that so we have to deal with this shitty gimmick for now
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Me and Matthew brought our Sonic and Shadow plushies and acted out the entire movie like they were puppets
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Sitting but booty naked on a plate so J.K. Simmons can eat my milk and cookies
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I would do indescribable things to Agent Stone if he gave me the chance
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