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Nooo don’t kill yourself you’re so sexy ahaha

Doomed yaoi

Mid as fuck. Worse than the first time I watched it. The editing was so aged, the audio mixing sucked, the acting was terrible, they made a badass woman a damsel in distress and a skinny ass gay man able to kill 9 people at the end with no gun nothing. Even the premise of the zombie apocalypse in this movie is dumb. I can appreciate that it is a indie British film but that doesn’t excuse the fact that it’s overrated as hell. One of the only good things about this movie is the fact that we see Cillian Murphy’s dick and balls

My original review for this was “If I was Kiki I would make the Hindenburg look like a joke” but then that actually became the plot of the movie so now I don’t know what to say

A cool experimental avant-garde film with a… 45 minute singing break?

I feel like this movie would have been way cooler if it took the Blair Witch route and made it an ARG. The Weekend should have had a fake mental breakdown irl at one of his concerts and make other connections and this movie would have been huge. I didn’t even realize this was supposed to be a movie about The Weekend until halfway through.

I would have done this to Donald Glover when I was like 16 if I had been given the chance though

THEY MADE THE FUCKING POPE WOKE

Men only want one thing and it’s disgusting

Walker uses Walker/Walker pronouns

What does Finn Wolfhard got to do with any of this

Sir this is a McDonalds

Rogue from X-Men becomes part of a lesbian werewolf orgy and I am not joking

I get if the ending is supposed to be figurative or like “oooh this is all a dream” or something. But if it’s not. I am fucking infuriated. Fuck you Edgars

Holy fucking shitttt this is peak. I still enjoyed this movie thoroughly even though I watched Deadpool x Wolverine before this. I love you Patrick Stewart

1-800-273-8255 by Logic ft. Hatsune Miku

Told my bf after this that if I was ever in this situation just put me down lowkey

I can’t sympathize with Chris Pratt’s character at any point of this movie because he is literally fucking Mario and Garfield

They do a Frank Ocean ass music transition and it is literally one of the most cinematic things I have ever seen in my life

Doomed yaoi

Actual realistic depiction of LA

Finally some annoying white film bro with food allergies representation

Man 🤮👎🙅😤😡🚫

Terrorist 💯🔥😜🙏😍😘🫶

and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the sunlight that came through the shuffling leaves of the summer trees
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the light that fell from the crisp night sky of winter, where a fleck of light in the corner of the player's eye might be a star a million times as massive as the sun, boiling its planets to plasma in order to be visible for a moment to the player, walking home at the far side of the universe, suddenly smelling food, almost at the familiar door, about to dream again
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the zeros and ones, through the electricity of the world, through the scrolling words on a screen at the end of a dream
and the universe said I love you
and the universe said you have played the game well and the universe said everything you need is within you
and the universe said you are stronger than you know and the universe said you are the daylight and the universe said you are the night
and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you
and the universe said the light you seek is within you and the universe said you are not alone
and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing
and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code
and the universe said I love you because you are love.
And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love.
You are the player.
Wake up.

JARVIS order two Gwyneth Paltrow vagina candles immediately

So qualities of a good man include… suicidal tendencies?

Loki redemption arc soon pleaseeee pleaseeeeeeeee pretty pleaseeeeeeeeeeee

You know, Elon Musk’s cameo is a bit ironic considering how similar both him and Tony Stark are now. Except instead of being a superhero musk is a fucking neo nazi

WHAT KIND OF FOOL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR? HE’S JOHN MALKOVICH, SHE’S JOHN MALKOVICH, YOU’RE JOHN MALKOVICH, I’M JOHN MALKOVICH! IS THERE ANY OTHER JOHN MALKOVICHES I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT??

LEBRON MENTION 🙏🙏‼️‼️💯💯🔥🔥🏀🏀☝️☝️  WE LOVE YOU KING JAMES

Someone needs to fire their DP IMMEDIATELY

Oversaturated unfocused pixelated mess but somehow amazing. Removed a star because the guy in front of me in class is wearing a massive fucking fedora.

I lowkey understand Trask. If I had met those two gay Europeans I’d want to kill them as well

You’re telling me this movie takes place in America and not a single civilian has a gun

Got bored halfway through and went to a different theater to watch Sonic 3 for a few minutes

Do you think one of his ops was just trying to traumatize him on live tv

Corniest movie of the year award

Sorry babe can’t pay rent this month me and the boy gotta eat mozzarella

I never want to see another fucking monkey ever again

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R.I.P. Ellen Hutter you would have loved Zoloft

Loses half a star cause there was a family talking behind us the entire movie and the kid kept calling shadow “black sonic” like if ur not going to teach your kids theatre etiquette at least make sure they get the lore right 🙄✋

Horrible interpretation of The Count. The only numbers he ever said were one, two, and three

My first Screen X viewing! My full review:

The actual screen X part only happened for a little less than half the movie, so going between scenes that did/did not have screen x was extremely jarring at times. I feel like if they had it going the entire movie I would have enjoyed it more. That being said…

If you’re staring at the main screen the entire time I think it’s a cool experience, and I believe Regal is hoping people don’t glance at the extended screens. But considering this is my 5th viewing of this movie I kept looking to the sides and holy shit it was bad. I’ll give credit where credit is due, they use a combination of elements to extend the screen, such as actual (partially rendered) models from the movie, help from wide shots, and (I assume Regal?) created CGI. The models and the wide shots were cool but the CGI fucking sucked. There is a few scenes (such as Krysten Ritter grabbing the card or Sonic helping shadow up) that looked straight out of Sonic Adventure 2. Was extremely jarring and took away from the movie

I think Screen X would be a sick concept if it was more widespread. I would love to see movies shot with a wider lens, be cut to a smaller frame, and have the outer parts be part of a Screen X viewing rather than Regal having to create images themselves. I would love to see a film like Napoleon (1927) on a screen like this but no producer is going to do that so we have to deal with this shitty gimmick for now

Me and Matthew brought our Sonic and Shadow plushies and acted out the entire movie like they were puppets

Sitting but booty naked on a plate so J.K. Simmons can eat my milk and cookies

I would do indescribable things to Agent Stone if he gave me the chance

He may be the King of New York, but he’s the Queen of New York too. Slay divaaaa

This is my Avengers: Endgame

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Jim Carrey’s acting career really went out with a bang

Wicked reference 
aaaaaaAAAAAauuauAAAuuAHHHHHHHHH

Robotnicks five degrees: divaism, cuntology, twinking, sassology and computer science

Would.

• Hell of a Summer
• Under the Silver Lake
• Frank

• The Thing
• Akira
• The Substance

• Under the Silver Lake
• Drive-Away Dolls
• Queer
• Kneecap
• Megalopolis