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Favorite films

  • Under the Silver Lake
  • Kneecap
  • The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

All
  • Friendship

    ★★★★

  • 28 Days Later

    ★★½

  • Kiki's Delivery Service

    ★★★★½

  • Hurry Up Tomorrow

    ★★★

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Friendship

2024

★★★★ Liked Watched

Doomed yaoi

28 Days Later

2002

★★½ 2

Mid as fuck. Worse than the first time I watched it. The editing was so aged, the audio mixing sucked, the acting was terrible, they made a badass woman a damsel in distress and a skinny ass gay man able to kill 9 people at the end with no gun nothing. Even the premise of the zombie apocalypse in this movie is dumb. I can appreciate that it is a indie British film but that doesn’t excuse the fact that it’s overrated as hell. One of the only good things about this movie is the fact that we see Cillian Murphy’s dick and balls

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A Minecraft Movie

2025

★★★ Watched

and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the sunlight that came through the shuffling leaves of the summer trees
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the light that fell from the crisp night sky of winter, where a fleck of light in the corner of the player's eye might be a star a million times as massive as the sun, boiling its planets to plasma in order to be…

Wicked

2024

½ 3

As soon as the movie ended, my dad leaned over to me and my mom and whispered “Do you see the similarities? To Trump? The green skin, orange skin, how the government is working against them, and how everyone says he’s evil and wicked?”