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Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Jurassic Park
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Alien

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  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★★

  • The French Dispatch

    ★★★★½

  • Galaxy Quest

    ★★★★

  • Final Destination Bloodlines

    ★★★★

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The Grand Budapest Hotel

2014

★★★★★ Liked 1

Wes Anderson creates one of the most beautiful and heartwarming worlds in all of film in this amazing Hotel setting, and has the mastermind behind the place torn down by fascism and forgotten by the end. An unsettling and poignant message that reverberates to this day. In what seems to be one of the worst weeks in my living memory for world news, Grand Budapest Hotel was a warm and cozy hug of a time, a comforting blanket to distract…

Schindler's List

1993

★★★★★ Liked 4

Today is the 80th anniversary of the liberation of the prisoners of the Auschwitz death camp during the final year of World War II. Unfortunately, we live in a world in which an egregious amount of people still deny or downplay the abhorrent cruelty of the holocaust, to the point that the richest man on earth proudly hails hitler for all to see. This is pretty disgusting and hits me a bit close to home, as to deny the holocaust…

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The French Dispatch

2021

★★★★½ Liked 1

Loved this! But ive pretty much loved everything of Wes Anderson ive seen. His sense of symmetrical and efficient style, his creative use of colors and the medium of stopmotion, and his ability to blend deadpan yet absurd humor, political satire and heartfelt emotion all have easily made him one of my favourites directors. Even the weakest of his movies i’ve seen, Asteroid City, is still very charming and solidly made. French Dispatch is no exception to this, and is…

Galaxy Quest

1999

★★★★ Liked Watched

2025 Alphabet Challenge Letter G: Galaxy Quest
Previous: the Florida Project

I considered Grave of the Fireflies for this letter of my alphabet challenge, but i figured theres allready a couple depressing fascism/world war 2 movies on the list so i figured id add something with a bit more levity. Worked out since Galaxy Quest was a ton of fun!

Star Trek, the series this movie parodies, was never something I was really into. I thought the uniforms were goofy,…

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Sinners

2025

★★★★½ Liked 5

I have finally seen Sinners! And it was fucking awesome! I will say tho, its wierd that ive seen 3 movies this year that all feature one actor playing multiple versions of themselves….

Sinners is a non-franchise debut for Ryan Coogler and he knocks it out of the park. This movie definitely feels like it has his most personal vision, and it overflows with awesome style. Its really hard to blend genres within a single movie but when its done well…

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

★★★★ Liked 2

The airplane sequence at the end of this movie has some of the most insane and dangerous stunts ive EVER seen, just jawdropping to witness. Tom Cruise literally almost dies for our entertainment in this. His message before the movie started was really nice too.

Final Reckoning is somewhat of a mixed bag in light of the last 3 exceptional films in the Mission Impossible Saga. As the “final” movie of the series, it references and pays homage to a…