On a mission to usurp Ben Manckiewicz.
Fave four are favorite first watches of 2024.

There is NO recourse for criticism of this utterly vapid two and a half hour slog because of how reductive, empty, and insulting its message is. A bunch of Hollywood elites telling YOU that you're too stupid and too shallow to give a shit about the end of the world? FUCK OFF. Leo DiCaprio loves to preach from the pulpit about climate change but then he flies around in his private jet with his entourage of barely legal models. Meryl Streep loves…