The director clearly mainlined Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette and for some gloriously unhinged reason, tapeworms. Against all odds this revisionist fairytale is surprisingly chic.

Sorry I was too busy wondering how Will Poulter managed to outrun danger in those glorified shorts.

It’s what happens when people who don’t get slashers try to write a love letter to it.

Bullets AND high notes can't bring her down. Sia would be proud.